She's got nice tits and is petite and blonde. I'm divorced and a piece of shit but still caught a hot girl that loves my juicy pecka. This should serve as a beacon of hope for all you limp-dicked faggots: just don't have a limp dick and be a human being and you, too, can enjoy my barely satisfactory lifestyle.
No, it's true! She has firm, perky tits, a pretty unblemished face, and sweet thighs and ass. She hasn't had kids so her body didn't fall apart, is all.
You, too, sickly fags, can find a pretty decent chick if you're not monstrously ugly and have a decent dick. Or you can pay ladyboys like our ol' pal Yimmy. Either way, long as you bury your dick in a tight hole you should be fine.
Aww, baby boy. Petite kind of denotes that so good luck, unable to recognize basic vocabulary words guy. Hope the sock you have labeled "Norton" pleases you tonight.
You never said petite to me, pudding head. What entails being petite to you? Her eating less than a dozen cookies before bed? Amazing no pics have been posted of this goddess yet. The suspense is killing me.
Sad fag wants sad fag things. You are responding to a thread where I mentioned how fucking hot and petite my GF is but you're desperately clinging onto your indignation because it may be the only way you get hard these days.
I'll leave you with the idea that I'm having sex with a beautiful thin woman tonight as you tug at your half-staffed pecka hoping to make cumsies before you hang yourself in the closet.
Nice bro! she sounds exactly like the girl I'm fucking! Shes so repulsed by her loser boyfriends baby dick that she sneaks over to my house and fucks me while he shitposts on reddit, its awesome
over 4 years ago, i found this show listening to a clip of Ant and Patrice arguing politics. it was the first time i ever heard a completely open discussion about race in commercial media - no one killed Patrice's mic, both guys let each other talk, and both had a sense of humor. i feel like the show's subreddit is a place where i can be an white man whose saying offensive things in jest even though i'm mostly liberal outside of language policing and guns.
but there's a downside too - this sub is teeming with closeted bisexual men, but i haven't had luck seducing any, even the drunk ones, into sexting me :(
Like 13-15. She's 5'1, petite, and has nice small boobs. Kept it tight. She warned me when we first fucked her pussy's small and tight and boy she wasn't kidding. I really hit the jackpot in this scumbag tournament.
Thanks! Sticking my cock in her small cunt and having her tiny tits and body under me sure is fun. The best part is when she puts her ankles on my shoulders and I really deep dick her. She really enjoys that.
42 comments
1 garypip 2017-12-01
Eat a dick
1 Slothjew 2017-12-01
Send us a pic of your girl homo
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
She's got nice tits and is petite and blonde. I'm divorced and a piece of shit but still caught a hot girl that loves my juicy pecka. This should serve as a beacon of hope for all you limp-dicked faggots: just don't have a limp dick and be a human being and you, too, can enjoy my barely satisfactory lifestyle.
1 SomeLeakage 2017-12-01
He didn't ask for lip service you piece of shit. Show us your gf you queer.
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
OK FINE: https://78.media.tumblr.com/6e178aefef42266d3c25d8e2086f2b88/tumblr_nxwpbkg16p1syym37o1_250.gif
1 SomeLeakage 2017-12-01
I love petite girls đ
1 edfromla 2017-12-01
Sheâs adorable
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
Like a Disney princess
1 cheddarrooster 2017-12-01
That girl has a peckah!
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
oof
1 buryonedeep 2017-12-01
No, youâre not. Just stop.
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
No, it's true! She has firm, perky tits, a pretty unblemished face, and sweet thighs and ass. She hasn't had kids so her body didn't fall apart, is all.
You, too, sickly fags, can find a pretty decent chick if you're not monstrously ugly and have a decent dick. Or you can pay ladyboys like our ol' pal Yimmy. Either way, long as you bury your dick in a tight hole you should be fine.
1 buryonedeep 2017-12-01
Funny how skinny wasnât in that list of adjectives. Have fun dicking your âhotâ piggy of a girlfriend tonight.
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
Aww, baby boy. Petite kind of denotes that so good luck, unable to recognize basic vocabulary words guy. Hope the sock you have labeled "Norton" pleases you tonight.
1 buryonedeep 2017-12-01
You never said petite to me, pudding head. What entails being petite to you? Her eating less than a dozen cookies before bed? Amazing no pics have been posted of this goddess yet. The suspense is killing me.
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
Sad fag wants sad fag things. You are responding to a thread where I mentioned how fucking hot and petite my GF is but you're desperately clinging onto your indignation because it may be the only way you get hard these days.
I'll leave you with the idea that I'm having sex with a beautiful thin woman tonight as you tug at your half-staffed pecka hoping to make cumsies before you hang yourself in the closet.
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
All of this, whatever you're doing here, fucking blows. Rethink this dude.
1 buryonedeep 2017-12-01
Still no pic huh? Yeah. Doesnât exist.
1 PdotThuggins 2017-12-01
Nice bro! she sounds exactly like the girl I'm fucking! Shes so repulsed by her loser boyfriends baby dick that she sneaks over to my house and fucks me while he shitposts on reddit, its awesome
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-01
Just post a pic with a pecka sign in front of your face you lying stupid.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-12-01
over 4 years ago, i found this show listening to a clip of Ant and Patrice arguing politics. it was the first time i ever heard a completely open discussion about race in commercial media - no one killed Patrice's mic, both guys let each other talk, and both had a sense of humor. i feel like the show's subreddit is a place where i can be an white man whose saying offensive things in jest even though i'm mostly liberal outside of language policing and guns.
but there's a downside too - this sub is teeming with closeted bisexual men, but i haven't had luck seducing any, even the drunk ones, into sexting me :(
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-01
those were great discussions
1 Slothjew 2017-12-01
Whatâs your number?
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-12-01
pm me, while i got some vodka in my system
1 johnnyappleseedy01 2017-12-01
Iâll suck the vodka right out ya peckah keep talkin like that
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-12-01
pm me what you do for fun, i'd like to get to know you better
1 redtheftauto 2017-12-01
Your descriptions hit a little too close to home
1 burlapsack69 2017-12-01
There's nothing wrong with me. It's everyone else.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-12-01
Braggart.
1 Jungle-Rabbit 2017-12-01
"Fucking hot girl" How did you get out killakuhn?
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-12-01
this sub is full of neets if i had to guess
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-01
I've had a little taste of the mental illness.
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-01
Deets?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-01
Where to begin, lol
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-01
Exactly how old of a teenager does "she" look like?
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
Like 13-15. She's 5'1, petite, and has nice small boobs. Kept it tight. She warned me when we first fucked her pussy's small and tight and boy she wasn't kidding. I really hit the jackpot in this scumbag tournament.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-01
OOOOOOoooh goooooood for YOOOOOOOOOOOOuuu!
1 krankortega 2017-12-01
Thanks! Sticking my cock in her small cunt and having her tiny tits and body under me sure is fun. The best part is when she puts her ankles on my shoulders and I really deep dick her. She really enjoys that.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-01
We have nowhere else to go.
1 ghenghisJawn 2017-12-01
Iâm here for Matarese
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-01
I just enjoy the funny tbh. Nothing else is really as funny anymore since I found this shithole
1 Slothjew 2017-12-01
Youâll eventually get sick of her. Have fun while it lasts.
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-12-01
We werenât ready for the show to end. So we keep it alive with this sub.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-01
We're the widow who still puts a plate of spaghetti on dad's place at the table.
1 Dredd3Dwasprettygood 2017-12-01
I'm 24 and started getting into o and a after it ended. It's all on YouTube and I don't care whether or not it's live.
1 angelog4524 2017-12-01
19 year old Realtor in Las Vegas, started watching from a patrice versus nick dipaulo video.
1 Canadia86 2017-12-01
I never even listened to O&A, I'm just here for the racism
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-01
If you're shocked by this place you should go over to the Art Bell sub. Those people are FUCKED.
1 PdotThuggins 2017-12-01
I've been a fan of the gang since Tough Crowd and this sub reminds me a lot of /pol/ so I settled in and made myself at home
1 Enkidu88 2017-12-01
I never even listened to a single O&A or diaspora shows, I just like the subreddit in general
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-01
I'm very mentally ill
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-01
We're the widow who still puts a plate of spaghetti on dad's place at the table.