You know what bugs me the most about Jim these days? The fact he won't talk about Alena
100 2017-11-30 by OkaySeriouslyBro
Opie was the cunt with the "MY PERSONAL LIFE IS OFF LIMITS PERIOD" douchiness. Ant and Jimmy were supposed to be the good ones. We've seen creepshots of Jim and Alena together. We've heard the little jokes made by Colin, Bobby Lee and everyone else. We know. Stop being a fucking Travolta and just address it - hell you might get some positive media coverage out of it and increase your little celebrity.
You're not fucking Daniel Day-Lewis who can do a movie and have his privacy respected in some quaint little British village for 5 years. You're a comic that SiriusXM employs to deliver entertaining radio. Sam is a whiny manchild married to - no offense intended to Jess - a boring cunt, whose personal life is not entertaining. You're dating a Scandinavian transsexual camgirl who isn't allowed to enter the United States.
Jim "Kneeling Room Only" Norton does not get to keep his Scandinavian transsexual camgirl girlfriend a secret.
Jim "Shit On My Chest" Norton does not get to build a fanbase by being honest about his sexual deviancy and then suddenly decide his personal life should stay off the radio.
Jim "Monster Rain" Norton, whose fanbase is already mad at him for being such a middle-of-the-road douche that kinda sticks up for Louis CK, really could use 70 minutes of can't miss radio about a particular elephant in the room.
51 comments
1 bitchgotapeckah 2017-11-30
He stopped talking about “her” when we found out “she” was not his girlfriend but a cam whore obviously fooling a delusional old man. Now that we know who “she” is it makes everything he said about “her” really embarrassing for him. He probably realizes this. I hope someone puts together a compilation of Jim talking about his “girlfriend”.
Also it’s starting to seem there’s nothing really genuine about Jim. Everything he puts out there seems manufactured to fit his persona at the time.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-30
Patrice called him out on it over a decade ago. Nobody listened.
1 SomeLeakage 2017-11-30
He actually used to be funny back then so we overlooked his deviance.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-11-30
Idk man, jim did the deviant shit for so many years. I think he was kind of excited to give the marriage thing a try
1 fingerofgawd 2017-11-30
This is exactly it. There are certain things that Jimmy has done that are so utterly humiliating that even for an apparently shameless guy like him, they're too embarrassing to address.
Let's not forget the Chip cartoon, which even to this day has never been properly addressed i.e. wtf happened to the money, why there was no improved version of it like he said there would be (not that anyone really wants that) etc. The Chip podcast conveniently swept all that unpleasant business under the rug.
1 spicysandwich80 2017-11-30
This is so cruel. And true. It's the reason why none of these guys want anything to do with this sub. You assholes see too deeply sometimes
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-11-30
Kind of like when Colin said he fits in whatever mold you pour him.
1 enzo_trash 2017-11-30
He's probably shopping the story around, this worm is gonna try and be the mainstream pro trans advocate. He also knows open secrets like this will make the actually coming out seem more important.
I smell another book deal
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
I hate how much he sticks up for the fucking fags. Not because I hate gays (I love myself) but because it all stems from a place of fetish, not genuine compassion.
Even when he still made fun of tards and foreigners he'd lay off the fags as some fake display of tokenism. Disingenuous worm.
1 dougfunny86 2017-11-30
Also it’s starting to seem there’s nothing really genuine about Jim. Everything he puts out there seems manufactured to fit his persona at the time. Us finding out that Princess Alena is not his girlfriend and he is paying a tranny in chaturbate tokens to see him doesn’t fit into his new P.C. mellow relationship guy persona
1 DigitalTorque 2017-11-30
Jim "Eats PrEP Pills like Tic Tacs" Norton
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-11-30
Also it’s starting to seem there’s nothing really genuine about Jim. Everything he puts out there seems manufactured to fit his persona at the time. Us finding out that Princess Alena is not his girlfriend and he is paying a tranny in chaturbate tokens to see him doesn’t fit into his new P.C. mellow relationship guy persona
1 ghenghisJawn 2017-11-30
This sounds familiar
1 OqieRadioze 2017-11-30
Tell us more...
1 Yaseetheo 2017-11-30
No but he is fucking the gender of one.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-30
You are such a gentleman.
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-11-30
Never seen her, but Sam has stated that she is out of his league. Easy to infer she is with him bc of radio fame&money. Like the Opster & Lyndsi. The relationship is based on hot pussy for money. At least Jim didn't marry it.
1 yismeicha 2017-11-30
I don't want to defend Jess, but she started dating Sam when he was still an intern, or at least at the bottom of the totem pole.
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-11-30
Huh I guess it was the hair then?
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-11-30
Unclipped elephant trunk in the room or sumpthin
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-11-30
He stopped being as funny as he used to be when he started counting calories and getting fucked in the ass. Maybe we can convince Joe Rogan to hold him down and inject him with some of his gear so he can become a man again.
1 ustinkonice 2017-11-30
I remember hearing a clip when Bobby was in studio and he questioned some bullshit about monster rain, Norton said something like "ya know the more I think about it, monster rains probably just something I made up" nobody addressed it and they kept going with the show, im pretty sure he exaggerates a lot of shit much like his alcoholism
1 kevin121312 2017-11-30
How can you exaggerate getting drunk a few times when you were 15 and pranking some people?
1 Creattol 2017-11-30
I heard that too and thought I was hallucinating. I don't know if we should call in and ask him what he meant or if he just wants attention like that.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-30
He won't even have Tom Papa on the show because he makes sourdough. Jim could relapse at any moment if he smelled yeast, which is coincidentally why he exclusively dates men.
1 AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-11-30
No, Jim said something like "the more I think about it, I suspect Monster Rain never existed". Bobby said "so you're going back on the shit now?" That's because Bobby is a moron and didn't get the joke that Jim worded poorly. The joke that it took until he was in his forties to start maybe suspecting that they only played the game as an excuse to blow each other and that there was no real threat of monster rain. Jim just didn't want to spend the time explaining his bomb to Bobby.
1 Slothjew 2017-11-30
Daniel Day Lewis is the man Jim is absolutely nothing like him
1 ValleyChip 2017-11-30
Is that all your autistic mind gathered from this post?
1 Slothjew 2017-11-30
Yea
1 comic631 2017-11-30
His mom is probably leaving voicemails hoping he's doing well, but he should really hit the gym, and stop fucking trannies.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
All it would take is one good call into J&S. "Hey, Jimmy. What's going on between you and Princess Alena?"
If he hangs up, he looks terrible. If he stays on and denies, just bring up the mountain of evidence regarding the photos, the canceled dates, the Icelandic vacation, whatever.
I applaud you weiner cleaners for not listening to that trash show but someone take one for the team and call in.
I would myself but the days I don't have class I sleep until 3 PM.
1 goarlorde 2017-11-30
That would require somebody to listen to the show.
1 FatMosque 2017-11-30
If any of us did we'd make a stuttering ass out of ourselves anyway. Better to bitch about it and do nothing
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
Yeah that does sound easier
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-11-30
Teeheehee
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-30
Is Shitloaf on the phones? He's constantly on these forums. You'd have to outsmart a 27 year old with a 12 year old's mental capacity.
Can you do it?
1 kevin121312 2017-11-30
What did Bobby Lee say?
1 ellasmitherson 2017-11-30
Bobby has brought it up a few times, though not explicitly naming Norton. Basically Bobby said he is not gay or even bisexual but would be in a relationship with the "girl" Jim showed him.
1 axeheadroad 2017-11-30
Was Bobby Lee on the show?
1 Reaktif 2017-11-30
Boy, I have some bad news for you
1 FatMosque 2017-11-30
It is disgraceful that people like Luis Gomez and Nick Mullen are the ones to stick up for Louis and not his friends of dozens of years
1 ValleyChip 2017-11-30
Because they're both Real Ass Dudes.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-30
Louis didn't even notice their efforts.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-30
Louis will be on Cum Town within next year.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-30
That would be fitting.
1 majestik6 2017-11-30
When Ant got fired, Ralphie May was very public about his support. That was a ballsy move, since he had nothing to gain from it.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-11-30
*Alen
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-30
he can't, his mouth is full
1 buttholebrigade 2017-11-30
I'm surprised no one has called up and asked about Princess Alena on air yet.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-30
Theory: Jim's Nordic God dumped him when he ran out of tokens and he rebounded with a non passable local tranny who he is very embarrassed and horny for.
1 majestik6 2017-11-30
It wouldn't be the first time that Jim's been dumped by a prostitute. Can you imagine what a raging asshole you gotta be to get dumped by a PROSTITUTE?
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-30
The reason why Jim stays up til 2 in the morning is all thanks to the fine folks on this sub.
He can't stand not being liked.
1 i_suck_knicker_digg 2017-11-30
What creep shots of him and Alena I wanna see
1 goarlorde 2017-11-30
That would require somebody to listen to the show.
1 FatMosque 2017-11-30
If any of us did we'd make a stuttering ass out of ourselves anyway. Better to bitch about it and do nothing
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-11-30
Teeheehee
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-30
Is Shitloaf on the phones? He's constantly on these forums. You'd have to outsmart a 27 year old with a 12 year old's mental capacity.
Can you do it?