RIP u/everythingbagelcc

217  2017-11-30 by justneedtologin

Today we lay to rest u/everythingbagelcc, r/opieandanthony's lesser-known skank (after u/Bams_seed). She deleted her account after posting her astonishingly average tits here yesterday and receiving a somewhat lukewarm response.

Her story begins 10 days ago, when she desecrated Denny's name by posting a picture of him to garner upvotes, promising to post her tits in return. Many people fell for it and were rewarded with a picture of her microscopic non-tits being squashed by a sports bra. People were understandably outraged, taking her to task for wasting our time and having flabby arms.

Yesterday she attempted to gain her self-esteem back by posting yet another disappointing non-tit pic, albeit with a pushup bra this time. She engaged in a lengthy back-and-forth with respondents, attacking their weights and questioning their sexuality. They responded by insulting her kitchen, tits, and worth as a human. They won the day, as she deleted her account hours later.

Let this be a warning to any other women who post here. If you promise tits, post the actual tits. Though in the wake of this tragedy I would suggest going straight to butthole, as we're still reeling from the letdown of u/everythingbagelcc's small tits and negative attitude.

176 comments

Good work y'all.

post butthole

I'm starting to suspect her asshole is Ari shaffir level bad and that's why she ain't showing it

Why not pre peephole or sumpthin'?

I feel like you could have been meaner. You certainly brought that crippled edge-lord girl down a few pegs.

True.

Your belly button is ugly as fuck. Get that shit fixed with your whore money you retarded cunt.

Yeah, great work everyone. You could have gotten to see full nudes by pretending to give a shit, but ran this skank off instead, so we only get to see this nutjob's beat up snatch after she finishes her midday shit. You guys really know what you are doing with the ladies!

It takes less effort to earn $50 and get a whore that you can actually fuck several tiers above this attention seeking retard.

You would just have to compliment instead of insulting. You insult after and it takes the exact same amount of energy, you MGTOW faggot. "She" probably has a huge dick, and now you dont get to see it.

A true tragedy.

Yeah, maaaaaahn could have seen some mad PUSS. Nothing like CHICKS with TITS, eh?

For real, do you realize how much of the internet is pornography? Nudes from strangers have zero fucking worth. Stop prepetuating this delusion and making worthless women feel like they're special.

Forgot to log into your alt account to agree with yourself, maaaaaaaaahn.

That's the BIT, you DOPE

Youre like an unfunny, AIDS-riddled parrot.

All I can really deny is that I'm not a parrot.

At least you have that badass username, that's about guns, right? I would think that was soooooo cool if I was fucking eight years old.

Leave it alone...

Yeah, maaaaaan I think jokes get funnier the MORE you repeat them TOO.

.... because there is a mass shortage of porn on reddit.

Who the fuck goes to reddit for porn? Fucking weirdo.

Yeah that was my wife's reaction too. She posted nudes here a couple times and everyone shit on her pics. She nuked the account the next day, never to return.

You're an ugly mulatto, but you have balls.

*decent looking mulatto

I had already downvoted her about 15 times before she even revealed herself to be person with a vagina. All she did was solidify our opinion that women aren’t funny and leave our peckas as flaccid and sad as ever. I hope she gets breast cancer and has too get those disappointments cut off of her chest and get them replaced, comes back and we all call them fakers.

When you are selecting your post-mastectomy nipple tattoos do you get to pick from a book? Do you go for something similar to the originals, or do you say "fuck it, give me the brown dinner plates"

You trying out your material here, sir?

It would almost seem that way. However, I doubt as a "straight" white male my "What's the deal with nipple tattoos?" joke is going to fly in a room full of non-binary gender-fluid polyamorous open-micers.

Yeah that's it

It's just one of the reasons that 4chan spawned tits or get the fuck out.

If someone cannot just be a part of an anonymous online community without having to point out that they have a different set of holes, fuck them. Let's see it. It's amazing that they have to set themselves apart because they need exception and different rules.

Pretty sure we said Tits or GTFO in AOL chat rooms, too.

Hoo hoo

AOL chat rooms

Fucking old people.what are You like 30? Jeeez

All she did was prove that women think the only thing of value they have is their body.

That’s not just what they think. It’s what we think too.

The ladies in this sub look and act exactly how you'd expect.

Not explicitly true. That one is a woman of color.

Like women of lower stock?

She was about 100 lbs less than I would have expected for a woman on this sub.

Don't shame O&AsubGirls... we need them! I'll show my pecka for every 3 flange&tit combo pics.

idk if reddit's servers can handle the bandwidth

tsss what about the bandgirth....tsss

she photographed her VIN number. one of the non-sarcastic creeps on this sub probably found her, and said some impolite things.

i dont mean to digress, but if any other ladies here tease nudes, i'm gonna post a picture of my flaccid cock (i'm a grower not a shower so it ain't gonna be pretty)

VIN number

Fucks that?

Vehicle identification number.

She might have shown that number deliberately to have us harass somebody she knows by trying to stir out resentment dust to her titpic fuckery

I think you're giving her too much credit.

Women are stupid is the most likely explanation.

I apologize for wasting everybody's time

Vehicle identification Number number

FTFY.

FUKKIN VIN DIESELS FONE NUMBER OR SOMTHIN

Over in England-town you chaps may call that a "Trolley-Tally" or a "Bonnet-sonnet"... its the serial number etched on your auto-carraige

We dont have those, that way when a immigrant steals it there's no evidence to charge them, we don't want to be racist.

Vehicle Identification Number Number?

Get the papers get the papers

Automated Teller Machine machine

The City of Pekahs Pekahs

Ass-to-mouth machine.

P University University

Hey it's vos

yeah of all the things to write on she chose something with personal information. at least the majority of people on this sub are well adjusted and definitely not complete lunatics

She clearly doesn't understand autism.

The giveaway that she truly didn't belong was her "LOL its not my car" response. Yes you dumb whore it was

I had posted a full body nude of myself here in the past, it was actually one of my better works, but i dont have it anymore. I would like to send it to women unsolicited in the future. So if ANY of you (Knickers) have it saved, please send me a copy. Thanks! ; )

I have it but I'm gonna keep jacking off to it and not send it.

Her car can now be found in the Avery salvage lot.

If she was clever (obviously not, she's a woman) the VIN would come back as a gold Jeep Cherokee (R.I.P. Qaden, enjoy the sounds of heaven) and be a little easter egg type joke for the autist who looked it up.

She would have moved up to "not completely worthless" if she had done that.

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Thanks for protecting me from that scary stranger.

This guy has ambition, for sure come back

I'm neither. If you post yours I'll post mine

Let's just do it. Let's stop all the flirting and rededicate this sub to cock pics and cuck fiction.

she photographed her VIN number

I'm sure the FBI will find this helpful after they find her body.

Show full labia like u/Bams_seed

And even if you're not a bitch stop trying to get attention and positive comments here. It's a lost cause.

Just be funny and laid back. Try hards need to die. There's enough Reddit with bores who like that shit elsewhere.

Hahah coming to the Opie and Anthony Reddit for positive feedback...could you imagine?

or at least a herniated belly button

She was just upset people called her out for living in section 8 housing. Ironic considering 95% of this sub lives in the same type of dump because they make minimum wage.

P'haps less than that, I get the impression there are a lot of NEETs here.

Wow, thanks Chad for your insightful views.

Yeah no problem dude

Wtf is NEET?

Not in Employment, Education, or Training

TIL, Japan has niggers too

NEETs are real people who are too introspective, creative, imaginative and real to spend long hours in school and work like you normalfag zombie drones

Opie is a NEET now.

Fuck. I need to get a job

I'll have you know, being the assistant manager at Panera Bread #346 affords me a comfortable living. And plenty of people live in their parents basement until 30.

I'm not American, what does that mean, a trailer park?

It's a type of welfare that pays a portion of your rent. White trash and niggers receive it.

GODDAMN POOR CUNT

My apartment is mediocre but I'm just too lazy and autistic to buy a house or condo.

You think people here have jobs?

Brian gilgore laughs at you

I have a very high paying union trade career. Guess I'm part of the 5%, please don't riot on my account white people.

I just want to state for the record that I do not objectify women. They are already objects, I don't make them into ones.

She didn't show nipple so good riddance I say.

imagine being a girl and as a last resort for attention u post tits on on a subreddit dedicated to a retired radio show and has an actual body count

Yeah that's really sad. I didn't realize she had posted twice before in a desperate attempt to get attention and clearly wanting to show her tits for some reason. If you like Chip or the show, just enjoy them. Add to them if you can, but don't whore yourselves out, people, that's just sad. Also, deleting the account does nothing really. I hope she made a new one and learned from her stupid mistakes.

Do ya

A broad with self esteem that low who isn't a complete fat ugly pig is a good catch.

She's almost certainly an ugly pig.

Not being fat is her magnum opus.

Having fat tits is her magnum Opie.

She could have posted this anywhere else and be worshiped by white knights. Perhaps get a nice toaster out of the deal

Perhaps more than that...

An iPad? Nah, probably too old.

I'll tell you where she failed was with her attitude. She's probably used to men falling for the bait and begging to see the rest, guys in their 20s. But of course this place is filled with degenerates in their 30s and 40s right around the time where our dicks start to behave in surprising ways.

That's why /u/bams_seed fits in so well, she's basically the girl version of that. She doesn't do the "tee hee, what do you think boys?" It's more "here's my pussy you fat faggots." That's why she's my MVP ever since Knickers went normal.

I liked the part where she realized her average body and tits didn't elicit the worship she expected on this sub of degenerates and her self-esteem shattered like a plate of spaghetti against the wall.

Watching her trying to defend her own self against the group of monsters that comprise this sub on her thread (which she created) gave me hope for the future. And by "hope for the future" I mean I got really drunk and laughed before blanking out the day so I didn't kill myself.

I think you need to get out more dude.

Shut up, faggot.

Nah you're right. Go back to psychoanalyzing and reveling about some dumb cunt who posted bra pics.

Good comeback, tags33. I hope they find you hanging in a closet, hand rigor mortis on your cock, with a picture of this glorified 5 in front of you.

You must be fun at partys lolol.

Hack fuck.

I miss asian knickers. Meaning the one's you can buy in a vending machine.

That's what's great about this subreddit: uncontrollable, unrelenting hate mongering that can't be pandered to with typical reddit faggotry.

Goodbye subreddit

I'm happy she was chased off, but the reality is, I'd still nut in her ass and suck it out with a straw.

Das why u gay

Shit cum, good for you.

That linoleum floor. THIS BITCH LIVES IN FILTH! FILTH!

NOW CLEAN IT UP!!

Be a flatso just like your mother!

She really was a vapid twat.

I hope there is a fire in that shitty kitchen and she burns to death.

Can we expect another piece of art to commemorate this joyous event?

u/forgottologin

Perfect

How many hours in MS Paint?

File created 4:35 PM, file last modified 4:40 PM. Only the best for you guys.

I really tried to jerk off to her but... Idk, man.

sigh

It was a tough one.

She motherfuck you?

That patially eaten, poorly wrapped, week old turkey on the counter was a "problem"

She left it out to feed the dogs. I feed my dogs old meat too, but shit, I don't just leave it out to rot on the counter.

I wasn’t looking for a motherfucking

I really wasn’t

"They responded by insulting her kitchen, tits, and worth as a human."

Holy shit this is one of the funniest "eulogies" Ive ever seen on here. "Im absolutely CRYING right now..."

Faawkin howlin

Can any of you send me a copy of her bubes? I know you will all be honest in ur response

women are a hot, disgusting mess who don't belong in any public sphere of any sort. stick to youtube tutorials about makeup and tarot cards/crystal healing where you belong you dumb cunt

You forgot peddling scented "healing" oils to middle class white women.

And selling crap skincare to suburban moms on Facebook

Lets be honest. Her kitchen was horrible. We gotta shit on her and her lack of decor skills.

Her floor was disgusting.

The piece of melamine hardboard screwed to her sink base cabinet is the most ghetto thing I've ever seen. I've been in trailers with nicer kitchens.

Braggart.

I would have hit it.

Was she a supermodel? No. But most women are not.

i woulda thrown her the ol "heh this... uh, never happens"

Looks like SNN just got a new Lifestyle section

thoughts n prayers

For her sake, I hope she develops an (stronger) eating disorder from this.

Hopefully in the other direction this time.

What in the fuck has been going on around here?! Hardly recognise the place.

And that hurts. That hurts like heckers.

Not a single mirror of the second pic?

She said she would hang out on r/overwatch before coming here.
What a leap transition. Everyone there is a gawking normie reddit queer who are more obsessed with shipping the characters than the shitty game.

Damn, this bitch has fat armpits and shit.

dots and prayahs

Is she gonna #MeToo this sub now?

This entire sub made love to her with our hearts....as well as our peckers

That dumb broad didn't know how to take a little bit of ribbing.

Some cumio style ribbing

( @ )( @ )

That paper shoulda read "welcome to the deli" that round chinned bitch

I don't know what this bitches plans were; or if she thought we would compliment her.. but god damn it's hilarious how this place picked her apart. Everything from the half eaten chicken to her white trash goth claw candle holders.

Is that /u/stinksskc?

Either way, at least that slit is in the kitchen.

Just a nasty woman really.

No broads allowed am I right guys? Don't need to hear about shoes and vaginally blood right fellas?

I don't want even to see her tits, bitch built like a loaf of bread

Looks like someone using a second account hired a Hooker and held up and exs vin number and took a photo then uploaded it here to get her unwanted attention. but who knows

I loved reading this, the word choice was fantastic

I knew she wasn’t part of the gang when she spelled pekahs without the h.

In all fairness though, her tits seem pretty solid. Tough to say though without seeing the nips.

Yeah, the no 'h' disturbed me as well. Definitely psychopathic.

I kinda want to jizz on her tits though.

This is why I will never post my tits on this reddit.

Funny that she deleted her account but not the posts.

thoughts and prayers x

i am proud of you animals. you didn't cave to a pair of tits seeking attention. probably the only redeeming quality of this corner of hell.

it is a little weird and stalkerish that the OP knew did actual research on this chick though.

They use a site called Emm-Jur

I use to think that movements like MGTOW were silly, but not anymore.

Most women prove to be worthless, non people. Some develop into a real person after they hit "the wall", however most remain delusional.

I think about posting my tits sometimes but then I see this happen and I'm overcome with fear.

tsss what about the bandgirth....tsss

That’s not just what they think. It’s what we think too.

All I can really deny is that I'm not a parrot.

I liked the part where she realized her average body and tits didn't elicit the worship she expected on this sub of degenerates and her self-esteem shattered like a plate of spaghetti against the wall.

Watching her trying to defend her own self against the group of monsters that comprise this sub on her thread (which she created) gave me hope for the future. And by "hope for the future" I mean I got really drunk and laughed before blanking out the day so I didn't kill myself.

Shut up, faggot.

You must be fun at partys lolol.

Hack fuck.

I miss asian knickers. Meaning the one's you can buy in a vending machine.

An iPad? Nah, probably too old.

That's what's great about this subreddit: uncontrollable, unrelenting hate mongering that can't be pandered to with typical reddit faggotry.