RIP u/everythingbagelcc
217 2017-11-30 by justneedtologin
Today we lay to rest u/everythingbagelcc, r/opieandanthony's lesser-known skank (after u/Bams_seed). She deleted her account after posting her astonishingly average tits here yesterday and receiving a somewhat lukewarm response.
Her story begins 10 days ago, when she desecrated Denny's name by posting a picture of him to garner upvotes, promising to post her tits in return. Many people fell for it and were rewarded with a picture of her microscopic non-tits being squashed by a sports bra. People were understandably outraged, taking her to task for wasting our time and having flabby arms.
Yesterday she attempted to gain her self-esteem back by posting yet another disappointing non-tit pic, albeit with a pushup bra this time. She engaged in a lengthy back-and-forth with respondents, attacking their weights and questioning their sexuality. They responded by insulting her kitchen, tits, and worth as a human. They won the day, as she deleted her account hours later.
Let this be a warning to any other women who post here. If you promise tits, post the actual tits. Though in the wake of this tragedy I would suggest going straight to butthole, as we're still reeling from the letdown of u/everythingbagelcc's small tits and negative attitude.
176 comments
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-30
Good work y'all.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-30
post butthole
1 throwawawyy2 2017-11-30
I'm starting to suspect her asshole is Ari shaffir level bad and that's why she ain't showing it
1 TalkAboutWrestling 2017-11-30
Why not pre peephole or sumpthin'?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-30
I feel like you could have been meaner. You certainly brought that crippled edge-lord girl down a few pegs.
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-30
True.
1 ComicDaveSmith 2017-11-30
Your belly button is ugly as fuck. Get that shit fixed with your whore money you retarded cunt.
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
Yeah, great work everyone. You could have gotten to see full nudes by pretending to give a shit, but ran this skank off instead, so we only get to see this nutjob's beat up snatch after she finishes her midday shit. You guys really know what you are doing with the ladies!
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-30
It takes less effort to earn $50 and get a whore that you can actually fuck several tiers above this attention seeking retard.
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
You would just have to compliment instead of insulting. You insult after and it takes the exact same amount of energy, you MGTOW faggot. "She" probably has a huge dick, and now you dont get to see it.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-30
A true tragedy.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
Yeah, maaaaaahn could have seen some mad PUSS. Nothing like CHICKS with TITS, eh?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
For real, do you realize how much of the internet is pornography? Nudes from strangers have zero fucking worth. Stop prepetuating this delusion and making worthless women feel like they're special.
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
Forgot to log into your alt account to agree with yourself, maaaaaaaaahn.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
That's the BIT, you DOPE
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
Youre like an unfunny, AIDS-riddled parrot.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
All I can really deny is that I'm not a parrot.
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
At least you have that badass username, that's about guns, right? I would think that was soooooo cool if I was fucking eight years old.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
Leave it alone...
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
Yeah, maaaaaan I think jokes get funnier the MORE you repeat them TOO.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-30
.... because there is a mass shortage of porn on reddit.
1 Onaincels 2017-11-30
Who the fuck goes to reddit for porn? Fucking weirdo.
1 majestik6 2017-11-30
Yeah that was my wife's reaction too. She posted nudes here a couple times and everyone shit on her pics. She nuked the account the next day, never to return.
1 AngeloMacon 2017-11-30
You're an ugly mulatto, but you have balls.
1 cucktastrophy 2017-11-30
*decent looking mulatto
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-11-30
I had already downvoted her about 15 times before she even revealed herself to be person with a vagina. All she did was solidify our opinion that women aren’t funny and leave our peckas as flaccid and sad as ever. I hope she gets breast cancer and has too get those disappointments cut off of her chest and get them replaced, comes back and we all call them fakers.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
When you are selecting your post-mastectomy nipple tattoos do you get to pick from a book? Do you go for something similar to the originals, or do you say "fuck it, give me the brown dinner plates"
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
You trying out your material here, sir?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
It would almost seem that way. However, I doubt as a "straight" white male my "What's the deal with nipple tattoos?" joke is going to fly in a room full of non-binary gender-fluid polyamorous open-micers.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-11-30
Yeah that's it
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-30
It's just one of the reasons that 4chan spawned tits or get the fuck out.
If someone cannot just be a part of an anonymous online community without having to point out that they have a different set of holes, fuck them. Let's see it. It's amazing that they have to set themselves apart because they need exception and different rules.
1 aegrotatio 2017-11-30
Pretty sure we said Tits or GTFO in AOL chat rooms, too.
1 thrillated 2017-11-30
Hoo hoo
1 cucktastrophy 2017-11-30
Fucking old people.what are You like 30? Jeeez
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-30
All she did was prove that women think the only thing of value they have is their body.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-11-30
That’s not just what they think. It’s what we think too.
1 jasim18 2017-11-30
The ladies in this sub look and act exactly how you'd expect.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-11-30
Not explicitly true. That one is a woman of color.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
Like women of lower stock?
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
She was about 100 lbs less than I would have expected for a woman on this sub.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-30
Don't shame O&AsubGirls... we need them! I'll show my pecka for every 3 flange&tit combo pics.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-30
idk if reddit's servers can handle the bandwidth
1 quasi100 2017-11-30
tsss what about the bandgirth....tsss
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-30
she photographed her VIN number. one of the non-sarcastic creeps on this sub probably found her, and said some impolite things.
i dont mean to digress, but if any other ladies here tease nudes, i'm gonna post a picture of my flaccid cock (i'm a grower not a shower so it ain't gonna be pretty)
1 Sues5OClockShadow 2017-11-30
Fucks that?
1 1073WAAF 2017-11-30
Vehicle identification number.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-11-30
She might have shown that number deliberately to have us harass somebody she knows by trying to stir out resentment dust to her titpic fuckery
1 commissarjb 2017-11-30
I think you're giving her too much credit.
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-11-30
Women are stupid is the most likely explanation.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-11-30
I apologize for wasting everybody's time
1 aegrotatio 2017-11-30
FTFY.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2017-11-30
FUKKIN VIN DIESELS FONE NUMBER OR SOMTHIN
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
Over in England-town you chaps may call that a "Trolley-Tally" or a "Bonnet-sonnet"... its the serial number etched on your auto-carraige
1 PracticeRyan 2017-11-30
We dont have those, that way when a immigrant steals it there's no evidence to charge them, we don't want to be racist.
1 peckaface 2017-11-30
Vehicle Identification Number Number?
1 Jackthejew 2017-11-30
Get the papers get the papers
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
Automated Teller Machine machine
1 dmix 2017-11-30
The City of Pekahs Pekahs
1 SGFTI 2017-11-30
Ass-to-mouth machine.
1 VicDumb 2017-11-30
P University University
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
Hey it's vos
1 mcmck 2017-11-30
yeah of all the things to write on she chose something with personal information. at least the majority of people on this sub are well adjusted and definitely not complete lunatics
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-30
She clearly doesn't understand autism.
1 FatMosque 2017-11-30
The giveaway that she truly didn't belong was her "LOL its not my car" response. Yes you dumb whore it was
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
I had posted a full body nude of myself here in the past, it was actually one of my better works, but i dont have it anymore. I would like to send it to women unsolicited in the future. So if ANY of you (Knickers) have it saved, please send me a copy. Thanks! ; )
1 Flangirlamt 2017-11-30
I have it but I'm gonna keep jacking off to it and not send it.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-11-30
Her car can now be found in the Avery salvage lot.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
If she was clever (obviously not, she's a woman) the VIN would come back as a gold Jeep Cherokee (R.I.P. Qaden, enjoy the sounds of heaven) and be a little easter egg type joke for the autist who looked it up.
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-30
She would have moved up to "not completely worthless" if she had done that.
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1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
Thanks for protecting me from that scary stranger.
1 smelter250 2017-11-30
This guy has ambition, for sure come back
1 redtheftauto 2017-11-30
I'm neither. If you post yours I'll post mine
1 Nulltor 2017-11-30
Let's just do it. Let's stop all the flirting and rededicate this sub to cock pics and cuck fiction.
1 crookedmile 2017-11-30
I'm sure the FBI will find this helpful after they find her body.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-11-30
Show full labia like u/Bams_seed
1 dmix 2017-11-30
And even if you're not a bitch stop trying to get attention and positive comments here. It's a lost cause.
Just be funny and laid back. Try hards need to die. There's enough Reddit with bores who like that shit elsewhere.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-11-30
Hahah coming to the Opie and Anthony Reddit for positive feedback...could you imagine?
1 jizzajam 2017-11-30
or at least a herniated belly button
1 crookedmile 2017-11-30
She was just upset people called her out for living in section 8 housing. Ironic considering 95% of this sub lives in the same type of dump because they make minimum wage.
1 lawntoilet 2017-11-30
P'haps less than that, I get the impression there are a lot of NEETs here.
1 Humble_is_great 2017-11-30
Wow, thanks Chad for your insightful views.
1 lawntoilet 2017-11-30
Yeah no problem dude
1 tags33 2017-11-30
Wtf is NEET?
1 lawntoilet 2017-11-30
Not in Employment, Education, or Training
1 AngeloMacon 2017-11-30
TIL, Japan has niggers too
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-30
NEETs are real people who are too introspective, creative, imaginative and real to spend long hours in school and work like you normalfag zombie drones
1 lawntoilet 2017-11-30
Opie is a NEET now.
1 redtheftauto 2017-11-30
Fuck. I need to get a job
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-30
I'll have you know, being the assistant manager at Panera Bread #346 affords me a comfortable living. And plenty of people live in their parents basement until 30.
1 iSOBigD 2017-11-30
I'm not American, what does that mean, a trailer park?
1 goarlorde 2017-11-30
It's a type of welfare that pays a portion of your rent. White trash and niggers receive it.
1 CMacLaren 2017-11-30
GODDAMN POOR CUNT
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
My apartment is mediocre but I'm just too lazy and autistic to buy a house or condo.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-30
You think people here have jobs?
Brian gilgore laughs at you
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-11-30
I have a very high paying union trade career. Guess I'm part of the 5%, please don't riot on my account white people.
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-11-30
I just want to state for the record that I do not objectify women. They are already objects, I don't make them into ones.
1 1073WAAF 2017-11-30
She didn't show nipple so good riddance I say.
1 turnthemaround 2017-11-30
imagine being a girl and as a last resort for attention u post tits on on a subreddit dedicated to a retired radio show and has an actual body count
1 iSOBigD 2017-11-30
Yeah that's really sad. I didn't realize she had posted twice before in a desperate attempt to get attention and clearly wanting to show her tits for some reason. If you like Chip or the show, just enjoy them. Add to them if you can, but don't whore yourselves out, people, that's just sad. Also, deleting the account does nothing really. I hope she made a new one and learned from her stupid mistakes.
1 ComicDaveSmith 2017-11-30
Do ya
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
A broad with self esteem that low who isn't a complete fat ugly pig is a good catch.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-11-30
She's almost certainly an ugly pig.
Not being fat is her magnum opus.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
Having fat tits is her magnum Opie.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-30
She could have posted this anywhere else and be worshiped by white knights. Perhaps get a nice toaster out of the deal
1 kingship75 2017-11-30
Perhaps more than that...
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-11-30
An iPad? Nah, probably too old.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-30
I'll tell you where she failed was with her attitude. She's probably used to men falling for the bait and begging to see the rest, guys in their 20s. But of course this place is filled with degenerates in their 30s and 40s right around the time where our dicks start to behave in surprising ways.
That's why /u/bams_seed fits in so well, she's basically the girl version of that. She doesn't do the "tee hee, what do you think boys?" It's more "here's my pussy you fat faggots." That's why she's my MVP ever since Knickers went normal.
1 krankortega 2017-11-30
I liked the part where she realized her average body and tits didn't elicit the worship she expected on this sub of degenerates and her self-esteem shattered like a plate of spaghetti against the wall.
Watching her trying to defend her own self against the group of monsters that comprise this sub on her thread (which she created) gave me hope for the future. And by "hope for the future" I mean I got really drunk and laughed before blanking out the day so I didn't kill myself.
1 tags33 2017-11-30
I think you need to get out more dude.
1 krankortega 2017-11-30
Shut up, faggot.
1 tags33 2017-11-30
Nah you're right. Go back to psychoanalyzing and reveling about some dumb cunt who posted bra pics.
1 krankortega 2017-11-30
Good comeback, tags33. I hope they find you hanging in a closet, hand rigor mortis on your cock, with a picture of this glorified 5 in front of you.
1 Nulltor 2017-11-30
You must be fun at partys lolol.
Hack fuck.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-11-30
I miss asian knickers. Meaning the one's you can buy in a vending machine.
1 paulallens 2017-11-30
That's what's great about this subreddit: uncontrollable, unrelenting hate mongering that can't be pandered to with typical reddit faggotry.
1 Cumia_Box 2017-11-30
Goodbye subreddit
1 majin_babidi 2017-11-30
I'm happy she was chased off, but the reality is, I'd still nut in her ass and suck it out with a straw.
1 lawntoilet 2017-11-30
Das why u gay
1 panasonictooth 2017-11-30
Shit cum, good for you.
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-11-30
That linoleum floor. THIS BITCH LIVES IN FILTH! FILTH!
1 birdmanisreal 2017-11-30
NOW CLEAN IT UP!!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
Be a flatso just like your mother!
1 itrits 2017-11-30
She really was a vapid twat.
I hope there is a fire in that shitty kitchen and she burns to death.
1 _barnacle_ 2017-11-30
Can we expect another piece of art to commemorate this joyous event?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
u/forgottologin
1 justneedtologin 2017-11-30
https://imgur.com/a/YSOqn
1 _barnacle_ 2017-11-30
Perfect
1 itrits 2017-11-30
How many hours in MS Paint?
1 justneedtologin 2017-11-30
File created 4:35 PM, file last modified 4:40 PM. Only the best for you guys.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-11-30
I really tried to jerk off to her but... Idk, man.
sigh
It was a tough one.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
She motherfuck you?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-30
That patially eaten, poorly wrapped, week old turkey on the counter was a "problem"
1 BaconAndWeed 2017-11-30
She left it out to feed the dogs. I feed my dogs old meat too, but shit, I don't just leave it out to rot on the counter.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-11-30
I wasn’t looking for a motherfucking
I really wasn’t
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-30
"They responded by insulting her kitchen, tits, and worth as a human."
Holy shit this is one of the funniest "eulogies" Ive ever seen on here. "Im absolutely CRYING right now..."
1 throwawawyy2 2017-11-30
Faawkin howlin
1 Monster_Dong 2017-11-30
Can any of you send me a copy of her bubes? I know you will all be honest in ur response
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-30
women are a hot, disgusting mess who don't belong in any public sphere of any sort. stick to youtube tutorials about makeup and tarot cards/crystal healing where you belong you dumb cunt
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-30
You forgot peddling scented "healing" oils to middle class white women.
1 blinddestruction 2017-11-30
And selling crap skincare to suburban moms on Facebook
1 Belchides 2017-11-30
Lets be honest. Her kitchen was horrible. We gotta shit on her and her lack of decor skills.
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2017-11-30
Her floor was disgusting.
1 jizzajam 2017-11-30
The piece of melamine hardboard screwed to her sink base cabinet is the most ghetto thing I've ever seen. I've been in trailers with nicer kitchens.
1 NGJimmy 2017-11-30
Braggart.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-30
I would have hit it.
Was she a supermodel? No. But most women are not.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-30
i woulda thrown her the ol "heh this... uh, never happens"
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-11-30
Looks like SNN just got a new Lifestyle section
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-30
thoughts n prayers
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2017-11-30
For her sake, I hope she develops an (stronger) eating disorder from this.
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-30
Hopefully in the other direction this time.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-11-30
What in the fuck has been going on around here?! Hardly recognise the place.
And that hurts. That hurts like heckers.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-11-30
Not a single mirror of the second pic?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
She said she would hang out on r/overwatch before coming here.
What a leap transition. Everyone there is a gawking normie reddit queer who are more obsessed with shipping the characters than the shitty game.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-11-30
Damn, this bitch has fat armpits and shit.
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-30
dots and prayahs
1 Lord_dougman_W 2017-11-30
Is she gonna #MeToo this sub now?
1 SirWallaceII 2017-11-30
This entire sub made love to her with our hearts....as well as our peckers
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-30
That dumb broad didn't know how to take a little bit of ribbing.
1 late_50s_why 2017-11-30
Some cumio style ribbing
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-11-30
( @ )( @ )
1 ustinkonice 2017-11-30
That paper shoulda read "welcome to the deli" that round chinned bitch
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-30
I don't know what this bitches plans were; or if she thought we would compliment her.. but god damn it's hilarious how this place picked her apart. Everything from the half eaten chicken to her white trash goth claw candle holders.
1 ComicDaveSmith 2017-11-30
Is that /u/stinksskc?
Either way, at least that slit is in the kitchen.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2017-11-30
Just a nasty woman really.
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-11-30
No broads allowed am I right guys? Don't need to hear about shoes and vaginally blood right fellas?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-30
I don't want even to see her tits, bitch built like a loaf of bread
1 includeemgd 2017-11-30
Looks like someone using a second account hired a Hooker and held up and exs vin number and took a photo then uploaded it here to get her unwanted attention. but who knows
1 smelter250 2017-11-30
I loved reading this, the word choice was fantastic
1 oceanic231 2017-11-30
I knew she wasn’t part of the gang when she spelled pekahs without the h.
In all fairness though, her tits seem pretty solid. Tough to say though without seeing the nips.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-11-30
Yeah, the no 'h' disturbed me as well. Definitely psychopathic.
1 oceanic231 2017-11-30
I kinda want to jizz on her tits though.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-30
This is why I will never post my tits on this reddit.
1 havingmadfun 2017-11-30
Funny that she deleted her account but not the posts.
1 soldag 2017-11-30
thoughts and prayers x
1 Gahjooze 2017-11-30
i am proud of you animals. you didn't cave to a pair of tits seeking attention. probably the only redeeming quality of this corner of hell.
it is a little weird and stalkerish that the OP knew did actual research on this chick though.
1 Slette 2017-11-30
They use a site called Emm-Jur
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2017-11-30
I use to think that movements like MGTOW were silly, but not anymore.
Most women prove to be worthless, non people. Some develop into a real person after they hit "the wall", however most remain delusional.
1 MieshaNicole 2017-11-30
I think about posting my tits sometimes but then I see this happen and I'm overcome with fear.
1 quasi100 2017-11-30
tsss what about the bandgirth....tsss
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-11-30
That’s not just what they think. It’s what we think too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-30
All I can really deny is that I'm not a parrot.
1 krankortega 2017-11-30
I liked the part where she realized her average body and tits didn't elicit the worship she expected on this sub of degenerates and her self-esteem shattered like a plate of spaghetti against the wall.
Watching her trying to defend her own self against the group of monsters that comprise this sub on her thread (which she created) gave me hope for the future. And by "hope for the future" I mean I got really drunk and laughed before blanking out the day so I didn't kill myself.
1 krankortega 2017-11-30
Shut up, faggot.
1 Nulltor 2017-11-30
You must be fun at partys lolol.
Hack fuck.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-11-30
I miss asian knickers. Meaning the one's you can buy in a vending machine.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-11-30
An iPad? Nah, probably too old.
1 paulallens 2017-11-30
That's what's great about this subreddit: uncontrollable, unrelenting hate mongering that can't be pandered to with typical reddit faggotry.