I hate that modern woman comedy cadence, where they look around as they say the setup focus one-way wide-eyed as they say the punchline (watch 1st 16sec again (was far as I got) ).
"I realized I'm the least attractive of all my friends" was a funny concept... but she really took it nowhere. Like, every joke she told was a really hackneyed version of throwaway jokes I heard on old sitcoms.
On that point, if you're gonna go in that direction, give a reason why. Talk about your stretchmarks or your deep butchy lesbian voice; if you used to be really fat, talk about your hanging skin and how you have to tuck it into your clothes to look normal.
Don't just fish for compliments by going like, "I'm a 5..." [get it? Because she's NOT 5, but it's cute to think she thinks she is a 5] and then do a bunch of number jokes.
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1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-30
"Ive recently realized..." is how far I got
1 crookedmile 2017-11-30
Better than most
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-11-30
Queer
1 crookedmile 2017-11-30
Your point being?
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-11-30
We support your life choices. We are advocates. We are allies.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-11-30
😂 Thanks! I needed that today. My wife kill in car yesterday night 😥
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-11-30
I wish someone would've winged a beer glass at her head.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-30
I hate that modern woman comedy cadence, where they look around as they say the setup focus one-way wide-eyed as they say the punchline (watch 1st 16sec again (was far as I got) ).
1 MrSztywny 2017-11-30
as opposed to vintage woman comedy? They always sucked dick
1 ssss681 2017-11-30
I didn't notice it until you said it and she does it every fucking time. I can't stand it.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-11-30
She didn't make me laugh per se, but she didn't annoy me either. Shes funnier than Schupig but not as funny as a yeast infection.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-30
I made it further than I thought. She didn't annoy me. And that's about as high of a complement a female comedian is going to get from me.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-11-30
I've worked 50 hours this week so far training a couple people. I'm just surprised this didn't make me throw my phone.
1 MrSztywny 2017-11-30
In alternative reality Patrice, CK and CQ are holding a hack court on this abomination.
1 ssss681 2017-11-30
"I realized I'm the least attractive of all my friends" was a funny concept... but she really took it nowhere. Like, every joke she told was a really hackneyed version of throwaway jokes I heard on old sitcoms.
1 ssss681 2017-11-30
On that point, if you're gonna go in that direction, give a reason why. Talk about your stretchmarks or your deep butchy lesbian voice; if you used to be really fat, talk about your hanging skin and how you have to tuck it into your clothes to look normal.
Don't just fish for compliments by going like, "I'm a 5..." [get it? Because she's NOT 5, but it's cute to think she thinks she is a 5] and then do a bunch of number jokes.
1 1073WAAF 2017-11-30
She's honestly better than the majority of female comics but she still stinks. Women are so mediocre at almost everything they do.
1 ssss681 2017-11-30
I know. They can't even suck a cock as good as a man.
1 CoolerKing37 2017-11-30
This video is trending on Reddit and the top comments are all "how hot are your friends if you're considered unattractive?". Whiteknighting faggots.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-11-30
I'm sorry but this bitch ain't that bad at standup comedy.
I think she's a lot funnier than 3 minutes of standup from that Michelle Wolf broad and she has an HBO special.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-11-30
We support your life choices. We are advocates. We are allies.