Dave Smith's girlfriend, Lauren Kubera, 'Always fakes orgasms'

5  2017-11-30 by uralldiseased

8 comments

If my gf said that I would be devastated. If she said it to a bunch of my friends on a podcast, I'd be humiliated and devastated.

Luckily, I have a big dick because I'm not a Jew.

I hate girls like that, I'm happy to try harder... or if it's the morning, I'll sling it to ya' quick & not give a F. Lying bitches, can't trust 'em!

Wait, Luis fucked Lauren too? Dave Smith dates someone his buddy has fucked before him? What the fuck?

Apparently the Cumias aren't the only junkies for sloppy seconds

If you can't spot a fake you prolly suck in bed

Luis is probably a selfish lover with no real forplay game, prolly goes right for the clit cause he gets his education from porn

Take some fucking time and make em wait for the clit play, by that time your already half way their

what a fag

She also faked her appearances on the podacast

That's a good point. She hated being on Show. No one knew. What a faker.

You guys love him here because he gives you some attention like that ugly bitch with the flat tits, but Luis is all hustle and no laughs. Dave is a fucking bum, which I think we can all agree on.

Lauren is basically an old Italian broad. She'd be fatter except she doesnt eat & dehydrates herself (hence kidney-rocks).

this sounds worse for Dave than for Lauren.

poor little mug can't please his woman.