When your rape confession isn't worded eloquently enough

94  2017-11-30 by Bams_seed

38 comments

Is this an admission of guilt? I can see another court appearance in the not too distant future.

Rapists can enter contracts

I guess you better pay off that car, then.

Thank you

In legal parlance, it is consciousness of guilt.

Joe Cumia is not a pedophile.

HE’S NOT!

If you are a woman and have ever been unconscious, then Joe Cumia could have had sex with you. For a free consultation call the law offices of James Sokolove.

Rapist? Sure. At least he's not a pedophile.

ooooooo, edgy. Get a job you mooching fuck.

I'll have you know 2U has TWO parking lots scheduled for March 2018 and September of 2019, REDDITARD!

Wow, he really is a fucking moron. It takes skill to turn a joke into an awkward rape confession.

He truly is a wordsmith

This is some fake bullshit you made for laffs right? No one would say the same incredibly stupid point in a self incriminating way twice... right?

You underestimate the stupidity of the cumias

but NOT a pedophile

This is the most racist thing I've ever seen. If he was a white man y'all would be praising him for his honesty

THANK YOU.

Is this man a pedophile?

NO!

but can he enter a contract?

As a matter of fact, racists are permitted to enter into contract

If you don't remember it or feel his little dick inside never happened

I hate to say this, but I don’t dislike that joke.

What a dunce.

He's one of the dumbest humans who has ever lived.

He may be dumb but at least he's not a pedophile.

"At least he's not a pedophile"

Or the successful Cumia brother.

its a family of uneducated, white trash long island wops. what do you expect?

""""""""""White""""""""""

Also, I am not a pedophile

Jesus what an embarassing human being he is

When your drunken, woman-beating brother makes you look like a bum, it's time to rethink your life.

He spelled Child and molested wrong

Can rapists enter into contracts?

Did anybody remember when Joe called in waaaay back in the day when the "b-b-boys" were discussing how they met. Joe actually said he thought he'd be 3rd mic on the show when Ant first got on

Many a true word said in jest...

Joe is the gift that keeps on giving. Merry Christmas Slo Joecro