Hi

Very smart of you to post your vin number.

Not mine so steal my identity all yous want bitch

You nothing

CASH ME OUSSIDE

A Cadillac car.

She stole that mail. There is a 2008 Corolla in the driveway and a black gentleman holding a camera sitting across from her.

Thicc like those people like

I think he’s saying he means niggers but I’m not sure because of autism

Opie?

Show them if youre gonna show them. None of this bra shit

She's trying to steal your bit but she's a stupid prude.

Sounds like she's jealous of my youth

OK, only one way to solve this....NUDE jello wrestling!! Winner takes all.

What dumb beta bitch boy allowed you to feel valuable for merely being young? Unless you're name is Ryan White, EVERYONE hits their twenties and thirties, it's not an accomplishment.
Bams_seed actually ponies up. Your young tits covered by a bra aren't special, sorry.
You should have gone with the "well I'm white" angle and I would have supported you.

Ryan White? Early 90's AIDS yumah.

Pics of your 24 year old pussy?

She’s definitely jealous of your belly button

But does she have an ass crack?

Now now don't fight ladies. Tbf youre more my taste but the other whoaaahh has put all her cards on the table. So unless you start pulling those ol meat curtains to the side best you keep it quiet

Wow I'm proud of you. Quite an accomplishment

Nobody gives a shit what your bra looks like and nobody is jealous of your youth. You act like most young girls- fucking stupid and desperate for approval. Provide content like Bams_seed or get the fuck of this sub you retard.

At least she has something to show, you flat chested, half-breed mongrel.

She's not showing anything though, what's she showing? At least bams_seed does it if we ask, this stupid bitch is doing nothing.

She probably won't show her face too out of fear of us noticing her cross eyes.

You're the best.

I just moved back east from the north bay. If I was still around I’d pm you and try to treat your asshole like an amusement park.

I'm down.

You have a way with words.

You have a word with ways

Don't do this to your mom! Apologise to her!

Nice Opie impression ma'am although your manzier's color is that of homeless man urine.

You'll never out-crazy Mrz. Chipperson with weak shit.

She's an old whore. I'm only 24 bitch 😘

Yeah but you're fat so it negates the youth card.

Really you consider this fat? You sound like a neck beard tbh

don't fall for it, dummy

This is inevitably what happens when women act like “one of the guys”.

You missed it bagel ya big fat pig....

Your waist is the same width as your ample bust and your ass is almost double that. You seem delusional.

haha especially since you wont show your face, all i see is double chin

I don't mind a big fat girl so shoot me a PM.

With your amount of chins i wouldn't go around criticizing other people's neck areas.

You're both pathetic attention whores.

We don't want anything just to show you guys girls lurk here and love you guys, funniest sub on Reddit so suck my dick, I don't need you worshipping me

So you’re a subreddit groupie? Sad!

Mr. President! Welcome to the sub.

oh thanks for the feedback, i was totally gonna worship....

phew....

You love these heathens?

Marry me

it would be more useful if you could at least pull out a nipple so we have something to jerk our turgid peckas to.

Forget the nipple, I demand a navel.

I demand a noose... el.

navel

"Wassat?" Admiral Di

Let's see ur feet u stupid bitch

No you didn't want to show anything other than your tits you whore.

I don't mind big fat girls so shoot me a PM.

No one care. Oh wow a bra. I can't stop jizzing

Can I worship you anyways?

If you post a pic of your cock, you will get a lot more upvotes here.

put your dishes away

Fucking WHORE

you say that yet you kitchen look like that old ladys at the end of the street that smell like cat piss and mildew

Yeah but I bet your rotten cunt ages in dog years.

wew lad

So what? At least she shares content I can beat off to. I can't beat it to this?

Getcha tits out

too old -_-

Tss Tss does tittays look 44 or summtin tss Tss.

How much would it cost me to see you eat her ass?

Putting blurs and slurs and words that don't fit in a rhyme

Tsss how many rings ya got there tutz what are ya fawkin lord of the rings or sumptin tsss

Oh chippa ❤️

Will you be my girlfriend?

https://youtu.be/dXl-2hQPpbI?t=1s

Your house is filthy go clean up

Yeah, I'd slap your tits around, but you need to think of getting a new apartment.

That chair has seen better days.

And the bottom drops out

clean your fucking kitchen you fuck

Name checks out

We don't go for that typa yumma here

Thats Volga!

Is that like new turkey? Or like old turkey from thanksgiving? What’s going on with that?

theres maggots in dat mugg

I wish, this bitch deserves to be dead.

Old turkey to feed the doges

“Doges” you not doing yourself any favors here seeetheat.

the irony has to be clear if you are going to use gay words like that

Cheers for the cleavage. Jeers for reminding me there are poor people in this world.

Thanks hun, love this sub, just showing some appreciation

hun

Refill my coffee, you obvious waitress

hopefully she spills your coffee and you know what happens after that.

heh, she spilled my coffee.

i dont think the positivity is working

Well people need to get over their insecurities when someone is being genuine for once ✌️

if people on this sub got over their insecurities there wouldn't be anyone on this sub.

Not so secure now, huh!!!!!

Lol, "she" deleted "her" account.

Wont be seein "her" no mo

That kitchen has seen it's fair share of grape drink.

Made me laugh out loud . I wish there was a widely known and accepted shorthand for laugh out loud. But I digress

roflcopter

you're a good sport u/everythingbagelcc. people insult you, but you take it in stride; you're going to make a man/woman/gender-non-binary very happy someday!

unfortunately, this sub is no place for positivity, so i have no other choice but to list all of your white trash traits:

• owns skeleton hand wine glasses
• doesn't buy new chairs when the finish and paint flake off
• can't be bothered to place lid on trash can
• foil is lightly draped over honey baked ham instead of wrapped around it

Thanks for the kind words.

I thought it was a left over Thanksgiving turkey.

Wrong. Apparently it's a slightly overweight 24 year old woman.

Damn, right in a nigga ribs.

Hahaha holy shit

more likely the chair as well as the rest of the furniture in the house was probably found from the side of the road.

Shes still not going to sleep with you.

• Kitchen cabinets look like they're from the set of E.T. the Extra Terrestrial

Whatever your rent is, it's too much.

If you were as open to showing your tits as you are your chins we’d be in business slop whore

Thanks bae 😘

Die

Thanks bae 😘

Let's look at this logically

1) Kitchen is disgustingly dirty. No woman would accept this at Thanksgiving.

2) Turkey has had some slices taken out of it, so Thanksgiving was a lonely affair

3) Somebody is taking this picture so there are two people in the room

Conclusion: You spent Thanksgiving paying a hooker to hold up a sign and then suck your pecka

Thanksgiving was a lonely affair

she's posting her bra on the right sub

you are hot and stuff but im gonna need to see the whole deal

Show us your cunt.

i can smell your cunt

Yeah? I can smell yours. Your move, shithead.

okay, now we smell each other's assholes.

Now I got cum all over my nose.

Hey, Sam said the same thing on the show today. Fuckin identity thief.

Sport about that. I've had a busy week.

Its very thoughtful of you to provide jerking material. Im gonna spew tempura batter all over those puppies.

Welcome

Post a tribute pic.

I very much appreciate this. Everything I can see looks lovely.

You're so fucking trashy. I love you.

Button your shirt and clean up the kitchen, please.

Remember that black young lady who showed her boobs here a few years back for Xmas? What the hell happened to that crazy broad?

Fairly sure she's top comment in this thread.

Jackals, the lot of you.

Let them dawgs breath. Nips or this is worse than nothing.

North bay cadillac, not far from anthonys house, who is thiiiis?

I see you trying to hide that pudgey chin

This isn’t r/realgirls

No one here wants to be teased

Youre part of the problem

Nice kitchen cabinets you fat pig

Whip them out next time, turkey neck.

What ere the ethics here? Are we obligated to contact a mental health care professional?

Out taking old drunk women on a VacAdrian?

All I want to do is renovate your kitchen cabinets. Literally, they are so old. Is this a rental? and your chair is so old I use to have that exact same seat in the early 1990's.

Useless

Lights on, oven lights on, bitch is drowning in electrical bills

So... why are your fingers behind the envelope? I suppose you are holding it by the back of the envelope, but why? Are there nipples where your fingernails are?

So where we at with dat upside-down VIN numba, cause that's just fawkin silly. That seems irresponsible an stuff. LEet Haxor.

I’d fuck you, but only if there’s a luncheon. I must be fed!

Fawk yeah!!

Those aren't peckas, those are tits.

What's with these bra pics lately? Asshole and pussy shots or LEAVE

Can I eat your ass for lunch tomorrow?

TITS OR GTFO.

Yuck, she is now playing to (us) the audience. She sucks. Show nipple or GTFO.

The 2 inches of chin and neck you failed to cover up betrays the butterface you've so deftly concealed behind your uninspired Chip reference.

Just to be clear, what exactly was your goal in doing this? It's like if I posted a picture of me in boxers, what would I be promoting really? "Hey, guys, wanna fuck me? Tick yes or no?" I don't understand what women think they're putting out there by being sort of slutty but not all the way and talking about dicks but not wanting to sleep with the strangers who will see their post. We can all find pictures of attractive strangers online, with every level of clothing and look imaginable, so what exactly were you bringing to the table here?

Already explained just showing appreciation for this sub and offered a flash... get over it I'm not looking for attention just know girls think you guys are funny and enjoy o and A and like this sub

You sound like a dumbass... hope your time here is limited.

Fine. Now get out.

get over it I'm not looking for attention just know girls think you guys are funny and enjoy o and A and like this sub

You know what I do when I want to show someone I think they're funny? I laugh at their jokes, say I think they're funny or try to add to the humor. I'm just weird that way, maybe I should just show them my pecka.

Love you, love the show.

if I posted a picture of me in boxers, what would I be promoting really?

Rich Vos at the Velveet Room Dec. 8th and 9th 521 E. 6th St. Austin, TX 78701

Look at you putting in some effort

Did she post where she works or the vin number for the car she owns?

Per a free VIN lookup, that's for an unsold 2018 Cadillac XT5. Guessing she wrote this on her dad's work papers or something equally stupid.

Please have a dick, please have a dick, please have a dick.

If you won’t show your nipples, can you at least describe them?

One word: pickled meats.

Was this supposed to be impressive? Oooh a bra, that's so exciting!

I wouldn't try to hide this picture if I opened it on a packed train

I hope a black street pimp tortures your vagina with Ajax spray

thirsty

i love this word

Joe Cumia is going to backtrace that Vin #

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Let's see ur feet u stupid bitch

I can fap to this.

There's a hundred subs here where girls actually show their tits. Go crave attention elsewhere.

Kinda weird that you capitalized the "A"

A for A cup. Those tits turned blue 10 seconds after the photo was taken.

Shes just proving everything patrice talked about. She's here on this subreddit, and the only thing of value she thinks she has to offer is posting her mashed up tits.

Nothing wrong with a dippy Lil chubby gal. Do you have and kids that are single?

nice job inculding your waist and buxom thighs you proper slut. next time do it in a 2 piece bikini

With a hand grenade with the pin pulled out.

nice hips though. if you weren't a northeast gal, I'd choke you good and leave you half conscious with seed of questionable stock leaking into your panties.

You seem like a woman that believes in karma, you read palms and suck good dick. Once a guy realizes you actually never stop talking about the dumb shit you think makes you unique, he cums in your mouth asshole and pussy, and finds someone fatter that will appreciate his "fishing man statue that his grandfather gave him" as he continues to live for cheap while getting his dick sucked by pigs who think he cares about them.

50k cadillac but yet you live in squalor. what a surprise, a woman who's awful with money.

you stupid fat cow

I don't see nipples

I bet the ass is aight, doe.

23 pounds of cottage cheese. No thanks.

Why do all women resort to this shit? No matter how successful or accomplished, they are all whores like this. I'm not saying whoever this is, is successful, but in general.

You either hate women or are a faeg

It's not like we give them much room to compete. We don't even give each other room to compete. We want to slice each other's throats constantly. What do you think we do to people who are physically and emotionally weaker than someone whose throat its your genetic job to rip out.

The illusion that is civilization - as great as it's been - is very much a work in progress. You can't ever be surprised at people on this planet getting ahead of themselves.

Eh. Ok.

Dear god... Zoom... In... For... The Chins...

She's fawkin Chin Chinnerson or sumthin.

Poverty kitchen

I'd throw you a fuckin' you'd regret, if you know what I mean.

Well done!

That chair looks like it was thrown out of a moving van. Refinish that poor thing.

Lol push them up higher, they’re still pathetic and don’t think I don’t see that double chin you girdle wearing whore.100% Flatso. I’m drunk

She likes Howard, she's a woman of lower stock

You are a good girl, that body is thicc👌

Next let's see the old fart box.

show your feet

shopped

Someone needs to buy you a mop for Christmas...and show you how to use it.

I would totally drill a baby into you on that worn out kitchen chair.

nice girl, nice family, she's a hooker!

Put your turkey away already, you slut

Hot enough, needs to be taken in better lighting so I can actually see something, though.

What the fuck kind of busted skank do you have to be to show your tits for a dead horse radio character?

There's poo poo on your kitchen floor, Opester. Just kidding, Opie got dem nice tiddies.

I’m a fan. I’ll send you an iPad for some nudes.

I sense some bad juju under that card.

I approve of this message.

^Send all followups to @thatRookie for proper vetting^

If I come to the caddy dealer can we do lunch?

Looks like she deleted her account,. This is why we can't have nice things, guys.

Fuck her.

Fairly sure she's top comment in this thread.

Fucking WHORE

Now I got cum all over my nose.

Hey, Sam said the same thing on the show today. Fuckin identity thief.

Sport about that. I've had a busy week.