Hot take

He was a vegan for a few years near the end of his life.

Didn't work

He began too late.

diet yumor

More like died yumor

tss what did he change color uh sumptin

If he did, maybe he would've had a better diet...those you-know-whats like their fried foods.

Yeah like those places that sell fried chicken n shiznit. My mudda would yell from upstairs “LYLE!! GET LAMAR HIS BUCKET” and off the Chippah would go! One time I didn’t understand and I got him the metal bucket from outside and he beat me with it

TSSSTTT HOLD HOLD HOLD ON HE 🥕 CARROT 🥕 ESCAPE DEATH

wrong diet for a diabetic. low fat, high carbs, high sugars.

Yeah sure. He was still cheating probably. Without him even knowing perhaps. Drinking OJ thinking its healthy when its the same like drinking coke. Or still had french fries on the regs. I loved the guy but he was never gonna drastically change for that. He even said such a thing at a certain age becomes impossible.

how does one die intelligently?

pretty sure patrice knew what he was doing to himself

I doubt he thought he was weeks away from death.

Wasn’t it a stroke though? They kinda just creep on you.

A stroke isn't supposed to creep on you at 41, obesity will do that to you.

Wouldn't that have made Patrice 6'4 and 150 pounds?

Tell me his BMI while you're at it you literal dunce.

18.3. So he'd be slightly underweight.

ok that was funny.

That's why Artie died in 99' stupid, it's genetics. He tried I guess, maybe should have tried better

Unlike Patrice, your sample size is too small.

big ole fat N person

Yeah, he was a big boy

Von is a lazy cunt who needs to get a fucking job.

The same could be said for everyone of that skin complexion

Anthony?

Mayonnaise

Did diabetes cause his stroke or are both side effects of him being overweight?

Yeah but you live to be a big ole fat person.

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N person

It's the Randy Rhodes factor: the same thing in his personality that made him an innovator on the guitar is the same thing that made him think it would be a good idea to hit a bus with a helicopter for a joke. Same thing with Patrice and most people you like.

He was a big girl, yes sir.

Didn't work

He began too late.

Yeah, he was a big boy

wrong diet for a diabetic. low fat, high carbs, high sugars.

Yeah sure. He was still cheating probably. Without him even knowing perhaps. Drinking OJ thinking its healthy when its the same like drinking coke. Or still had french fries on the regs. I loved the guy but he was never gonna drastically change for that. He even said such a thing at a certain age becomes impossible.