Artie doesnt look all that old, he just looks like a person who is rotting and bloating from the inside. He is just all fucked up looking, he also recently looks like he got the shit beat out of him
Yeah sure he might look younger but has he had the same life experiences and fun times as Artie? I doubt so. I for one don't give a care about looks. Wrinkles are just the map of a well lived life gang.
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1 Peckahnator 2017-11-29
Keanu is immortal.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-29
He only grows the beard so there is a visual progression to trick us into believing he ages.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-29
So is he a vampire or some shit?
1 Canadia86 2017-11-29
Tsss well, he sure sucks
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-29
Sucks fawkn pevkahs
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-29
Sylvester Stallone is like 75 and still looks great
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-11-29
You may want to go see your opthomologist.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-29
TSS yeah! Or go to the glasses store or sumthin!
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-11-29
He also does a shit load of HGH.
1 aprosbro 2017-11-29
And zero heroin.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-29
Which is similar to Artie because that's the sound he makes when he shits a load.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2017-11-29
Max Von Sydow is 88, he always looked old.
1 Pr0gNuT 2017-11-29
In an alternate timeline there's a sober and healthy Artie that's 127 years old. The fact that he didn't die ages ago is staggering.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-11-29
Fartie Lange.
Tss Tss he had a lot of fawkin beans. Tss tss.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-29
Tsss yeah he probably isn't hungry after eatin all them beans or sumpthin
1 cumbot6969 2017-11-29
Artie doesnt look all that old, he just looks like a person who is rotting and bloating from the inside. He is just all fucked up looking, he also recently looks like he got the shit beat out of him
1 opi3dope 2017-11-29
Bravo
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-29
Manziervo.
1 LongAndStrong8 2017-11-29
oh yes, Keanu.
We gay?
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-11-29
Yeah, but you won't hear Keanu on a premier podcast for about 5-6 hours a week
Who's the real winner here?
1 CobraStrikingBaby_ 2017-11-29
That is because Keanu takes better care of himself
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-29
Goin to da gym
1 decmcg 2017-11-29
Yeah sure he might look younger but has he had the same life experiences and fun times as Artie? I doubt so. I for one don't give a care about looks. Wrinkles are just the map of a well lived life gang.
1 patio87 2017-11-29
What's weird is how Artie looked when he was hosting hosting his own show. Like a totally different person. He looks now more like he did on Howard.
1 sonofhunta 2017-11-29
Artie is really a time traveling Benjamin Franklin. He even found the fountain of youth but sharted in it causing these less than favorable results.
1 Canadia86 2017-11-29
Tsss well, he sure sucks
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-29
Tsss yeah he probably isn't hungry after eatin all them beans or sumpthin