Hm. I'm going to be interning at my beloved O&A radio studio. The first time I've left the house in years, the first job I've had in decades. What to wear, what to wear...
...I know! The sweater that makes me look like fucking wallpaper from the 70's!
Of course not, Anthony started the show alone again. He was only about 5 minutes late today so I guess give him credit for that, but he’s gotta do better than hack excuses about NY construction and traffic as if either of those are anything new.
It's depressing seeing someone this smart and funny in this bad of shape.
He's hit bottom and nearly died before, there's nothing to scare him straight. I would like nothing more than to see Artie at a normal weight with a normal face with a Netflix special but that won't happen. We all know that.
Imagine having a nose that feels like it could literally explode at any second. I mean we expect nose bleeds, but I'm also waiting to see a post on here title "HOLY SHIT ARTIE'S NOSE LITERALLY EXPLODED DURING THE PODCAST".
He basically dried out his mucus membranes out and his nose is bloating from it. The final stage of cocaine abuse is when his nose literally collapses.
44 comments
1 Griz-x 2017-11-28
Ive seen this before, I believe they call it navy ship bloat
1 Ironhawk05 2017-11-28
I guess we now know who the Water Buffaler is....
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-28
Hm. I'm going to be interning at my beloved O&A radio studio. The first time I've left the house in years, the first job I've had in decades. What to wear, what to wear...
...I know! The sweater that makes me look like fucking wallpaper from the 70's!
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-28
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's gross.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-28
Blood comes out whenever her blooowws
1 chippersan 2017-11-28
And if you ever subbed to the Podcast you could even say it Blows
1 harriswill 2017-11-28
but what about the those triggers~
backkkkk it uppp backkkk itt upppp
1 chippersan 2017-11-28
all of the other comics, used to laugh and call me names...now they know my career is just going down in flames
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-11-28
then one itchy daylight hour, cocaine snorts up to stay... Artie with his nose a blight, will he show up at all tonight?
1 Naga_Nooch 2017-11-28
Did he at least show up on time today?
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-28
Not sure if on time, I tuned in 20 minutes in and he was on. Better than yesterday.
1 illydelph 2017-11-28
Of course not, Anthony started the show alone again. He was only about 5 minutes late today so I guess give him credit for that, but he’s gotta do better than hack excuses about NY construction and traffic as if either of those are anything new.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-11-28
Somebody should go through some Artie and Lady Di pics. I am sure one could find a "separated at birth" match for a laugh.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-28
No no no no they weren't separated at birth.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-28
ding
1 zenicaone 2017-11-28
its this new nose powder callled Hero-In
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-28
They took off that framed plans of a sports stadium from behind him? That was my favorite part of their set.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-11-28
They've already switched into memorial mode with the sentimental family photos.
1 GlassIce 2017-11-28
Why is the right side of his face red as well?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-28
general congestion in all systems
1 Jungies 2017-11-28
I believe the medical term is "fucked".
1 NGJimmy 2017-11-28
Fancy talk for a whore.
1 assreaper 2017-11-28
He is turning into Lady Di
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-28
That set is even more hideous than Artie.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-11-28
https://imgur.com/a/wRiyW
1 expedition11g 2017-11-28
I want to pet it's nose
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-11-28
How is the picture behind the empty seat crooked? It's CGI. How do you fuck that up?
1 cdisc 2017-11-28
He still looks like the all county third baseman to me.
1 cumbot6969 2017-11-28
god dam he is going to die. He actually looks like he has been beaten up
1 Reddituser1851 2017-11-28
What the fuck is that?
1 armedtetrapod1 2017-11-28
He looks like Lady Di now.
1 Onaincels 2017-11-28
Artie took a cumshot, he's fucking gaaaaaaaay
1 Macbettz 2017-11-28
Artie , the hook-nosed -jew sidekick, Had a very cushy gig And if you ever hired him You would need to let him go
All of the other comics Used to admire his financial gains
Then one groggy relapse haze Compound media made a play
Artie tell your jokes with Ant And we'll let you ride the H on break
1 davit82013 2017-11-28
Get the water goin, health nut.
1 SmokingRickyWilliams 2017-11-28
Had a very malformed noooose
1 Slothjew 2017-11-28
And he does a lot of blowww
1 Malter_Watthau 2017-11-28
Poor guy, but he's still the best.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-28
Opie doesn't want to join compound media because he would be spending too much time smashing Artie's cakes.
1 ig0tworms 2017-11-28
In a coffin by April fa la la la la
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-11-28
Just die already
1 breadmoccasin 2017-11-28
It's depressing seeing someone this smart and funny in this bad of shape.
He's hit bottom and nearly died before, there's nothing to scare him straight. I would like nothing more than to see Artie at a normal weight with a normal face with a Netflix special but that won't happen. We all know that.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-11-28
He looks like Corey Feldman
1 az116 2017-11-28
Imagine having a nose that feels like it could literally explode at any second. I mean we expect nose bleeds, but I'm also waiting to see a post on here title "HOLY SHIT ARTIE'S NOSE LITERALLY EXPLODED DURING THE PODCAST".
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-28
He basically dried out his mucus membranes out and his nose is bloating from it. The final stage of cocaine abuse is when his nose literally collapses.