Artie the red-nosed Junkie, had a very shiny nose.

50  2017-11-28 by aRTie02150

44 comments

Ive seen this before, I believe they call it navy ship bloat

I guess we now know who the Water Buffaler is....

Hm. I'm going to be interning at my beloved O&A radio studio. The first time I've left the house in years, the first job I've had in decades. What to wear, what to wear...

...I know! The sweater that makes me look like fucking wallpaper from the 70's!

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's gross.

Blood comes out whenever her blooowws

And if you ever subbed to the Podcast you could even say it Blows

but what about the those triggers~

backkkkk it uppp backkkk itt upppp

all of the other comics, used to laugh and call me names...now they know my career is just going down in flames

then one itchy daylight hour, cocaine snorts up to stay... Artie with his nose a blight, will he show up at all tonight?

Did he at least show up on time today?

Not sure if on time, I tuned in 20 minutes in and he was on. Better than yesterday.

Of course not, Anthony started the show alone again. He was only about 5 minutes late today so I guess give him credit for that, but he’s gotta do better than hack excuses about NY construction and traffic as if either of those are anything new.

Somebody should go through some Artie and Lady Di pics. I am sure one could find a "separated at birth" match for a laugh.

No no no no they weren't separated at birth.

ding

its this new nose powder callled Hero-In

They took off that framed plans of a sports stadium from behind him? That was my favorite part of their set.

They've already switched into memorial mode with the sentimental family photos.

Why is the right side of his face red as well?

general congestion in all systems

I believe the medical term is "fucked".

Fancy talk for a whore.

He is turning into Lady Di

That set is even more hideous than Artie.

I want to pet it's nose

How is the picture behind the empty seat crooked? It's CGI. How do you fuck that up?

He still looks like the all county third baseman to me.

god dam he is going to die. He actually looks like he has been beaten up

What the fuck is that?

He looks like Lady Di now.

Artie took a cumshot, he's fucking gaaaaaaaay

Artie , the hook-nosed -jew sidekick, Had a very cushy gig And if you ever hired him You would need to let him go

All of the other comics Used to admire his financial gains

Then one groggy relapse haze Compound media made a play

Artie tell your jokes with Ant And we'll let you ride the H on break

Get the water goin, health nut.

Had a very malformed noooose

And he does a lot of blowww

Poor guy, but he's still the best.

Opie doesn't want to join compound media because he would be spending too much time smashing Artie's cakes.

In a coffin by April fa la la la la

Just die already

It's depressing seeing someone this smart and funny in this bad of shape.

He's hit bottom and nearly died before, there's nothing to scare him straight. I would like nothing more than to see Artie at a normal weight with a normal face with a Netflix special but that won't happen. We all know that.

He looks like Corey Feldman

Imagine having a nose that feels like it could literally explode at any second. I mean we expect nose bleeds, but I'm also waiting to see a post on here title "HOLY SHIT ARTIE'S NOSE LITERALLY EXPLODED DURING THE PODCAST".

He basically dried out his mucus membranes out and his nose is bloating from it. The final stage of cocaine abuse is when his nose literally collapses.