Artie late again fa la la la la

94  2017-11-28 by fingerofgawd

Taking his time on the la la la la
Looking over the contract fa la la la
Is there any way outta this la la la la
No, Keith has fucked me good on the la la la la

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And i'm running out of coke, and i'm running out of coke

So I should be theeeere untiiiiil I die

Stocking up on bleach fa la la la la

Lookin’ like Jesse Ventura was allergic to oxygen-la la

I called the AA show wont last until 2018. Looks like we're right on track.

Wow how insightful of you

Do insurance companies pay out on a drug overdose.If yes, EUREKA.

Christmas snow in your nose fa lala la la

The only person who works less than Artie is his sponsor.

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Put that shit on cheeseburgers, fa la la la...

Im Babe, Im a pig, fa la la la la la

LATE AGAIN! HAHA holee la la la la

Death will set him free (from the contract).

faustian cuz

Same four jokes every day la la la la What did he say? Then what did you say la la la la Put that shit on cheeseburgers fa la la la la Ray Rice's wife had a cutman at their wedding la la

Ate the puke percocets fa la la la la, coke through a pig nose fa la la la la, snoring during Kathy Griffin la la.

And Artie's rollin' in the dope

And Artie's rollin' in the dope

Say, watch his noseholes...

Can't make it, sick as a dog fa la la la la

Still salty over getting fired from Stern ten years ago fa la la la la

Retell the same 4 stories with the fa la la la la

HAHAHA HOOOLY SHITT fa la la la la

Not on time for the show fa-la-la!

Let it go

What's the refund policy on that billboard fa la la la la

Anthony doesn't care lalalalalallala

The content is better than ever lalalalalal

Jew broad fightin Dracula la la la la

How am I gonna stall now? Fa la la la la Do an old timey reference fa la la la la Holy shit ha ha ha! fa la la la la Hope some people got that fa la la la la Where's Jimmy when you need 'em? Fa la la la la Almost missing Opie fa la la la la Just kidding I still hate him fa la la la la

Perhaps, like Bob Cratchit, Artie is a bit behind his time. He was making rather merry last night.

Calling Howard a pelican la la la la

Maybe it was the nigger jokes la la la la

Calling High Pitch Mike a fa la la la

Throwing a CD at Sa la la la la

Rehab 50 times fa la la la

desperately snorted glass fa la la la la

got a killakuhn nose fa la la la la

Martin Borsese fa la la la la thought this would get more la la la la Bobo is texting fa la la la la How bout Francis Ford Dopo la la

Just like in Columbo fa la la la Or in the Godfather la la la Remember Archie Bunker fa la la la To the moon Alice fa la la la

Calls from his manager fa la la la la Just a common cold fa la la la la

You guys better get here quick la la la la

Tsss AA show like Alcoholics Anonymous tss tss tss tss

top of my deathpool fa la la la la

Artie better show up, he better not die

Here an hour late, with glazed- coke eyes

Cardiac arrest, see ya later, byeeee