Netflix suggestions? I feel like I've seen everything worth a shit

20  2017-11-28 by redtheftauto

I'd rather not have to play through the witcher 3 for the 4th time or develop social skills. Netflix is the best alternative outside of killing myself

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watch "where did johnny go?" its crazy

You mean "Who took Johnny?"?

whatever it is, the one about the johnny gosch case

He's probabaly hiding in his mother's terrible hair

You were right. It took a pizza gate turn I wasn't expecting. The core of that story is even more believable now, not the pizza restaurant part but the prevalence of people in power who are pedophiles

It's called pedogate and it's real if you want to really dive deep look at the "conspiracy of silence" on YouTube and look into John Decamp. Child sex trafficking is one of the main methods used to blackmail politicians and very prestigious positions in all institutions of society. Looks what's coming out these days it'll only get crazier

American Vandal?

That show made me giggle like a retard all the way through.

Detectorists is really good, if you can stomach Britishness. (It's Gareth from The Office's show)

It's the slowest most gentle show I have ever seen. Its like those slow TV shows the Norwegian's love

They show some stiff like this on BBC four every now and then. If you are in the mood its really relaxing actually.

You can watch the entire 300 hour broadcast somewhere on the site. It's quite beautiful actually

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I think that site just put a gypsy curse on me...

I'm willing to bet it's not on the us version though. It's a good show. Nice and slow

It is on the US version.

That's pretty cool. It's a lovely show. I like that actor a lot

Cancel Netflix.

Cancetflix.


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More than likely

I did this. There's fucking nothing to watch.

I use my 16 year old cousins female friends account, and I just realized I was watching Jailbait the other night.

Is that you, Ant?

You could watch a few seasons of Top Gear.

Looks Whos Back is pretty good but if youre some aspie tard forget it. A lot of subtitles.

https://www.netflix.com/title/80094357

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netflix has been forced to remove a lot of shit because now the rest of the media realizes how much money they can make on shit lying around in vaults. basically in 2018 50% of netflix's library will be its god awful original content. Netflix 2013 was amazing, netflix 2018 will be like UHF, i hope you enjoy Wheel of fish

Wheel of meat!!

Wheel of peckas

You're so stupid!

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I'm certainly looking forward to Conan the Librarian.

I'm more of a Gandhi II guy.

Bone Tomahawk was a pretty god movie. Under Arrest, it's the Canadian version of cops.

Bone Tomahawk is fucking barootal. I like how those Indians treat their women

Under Arrest is great.

Good pick if you like Westerns and realistic horror/suspense films.

Derek had some good moments, i couldnt get through it though, good show, really funny but also really sad at times

crashing was meh

curb is really great this season

Derek is honestly the worst show I have ever watched.

I see, what shows do you like?

The office is good. Try that. Rather than the piss awful heavily laid on crap that is Derek

uk or american one?

French Canadian one.

jokes on you nigger, ill never watch either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPA6-E0b15k

Netflix killed cable and DVDs and then it promptly became shot. I remember being able to watch Goodfellas, Casino, 30 Rock, Bob's burgers, all of Family Guy, all of Futurama. Now Netflix is basically Korean television and flop movies from 2005. Oh yeah, and original programming like Dear White People.

It's all about just downloading everything from /r/megalinks or /r/fullmoviesongoogle and putting it on Plex

And right now theres a nuclear arms race for having an outlet for TV/movies, even Youtube might be legit in a few years. Netflix might be screwed

They're not screwed, but they hit their peak already. They're basically going to be one of a dozen online cable channels along with HBO, Disney, Hulu, Amazon and a handful of old network survivors.

Once Disney yanks all their content it will pretty much shoot their knees out.

Call Me Lucky Look Who's Back What Happened, Miss Simone? Colin Quinn: New York Story Still Game (it might take a while to understand the culture/humour but worth it)

Killer kids.

Netflix only has a 2 month window in which it is worth having. It’s basically during spring training. You don’t want to go out because it’s too cold. Super Bowl’s over. There’s no sports worth watching on. So you binge for 2 months and have a backlog of shit to binge. But cancel it as the Final Four, Opening Day, The Masters and NBA playoffs approach and don’t return until the Super Bowl is over the next year. Netflix really sucks as a monthly subscription. Not enough worthy content.

The Last Kingdom

I'm almost done with Godless. It's slow at times but worth watching.

I'm through 5 eps. I like it.

Mindhunter. It's about FBI who started to interview serial killers in the 70s, they use real crimes in the story but it's fictional afaik.

Judah's special is also not bad.

Didn't like the girlfriend plot but aside from that the show was great.

trailer park boys

The Netflix Original episodes are awful.

however the catalogue includes the other seasons as well. 2-5 are very good.

2 to 5 are some of the funniest shit of all time. I think season 6 was okay if that was the last pre Netflix one but it was in the verge of being too ridiculous and stupid.

I cancelled Netflix and installed Kodi with the Covenant add on. Its free and has just about anything you can think of to watch.

What box do you use to run Kodi?

I just run it in my laptop and connect it to my TV with a VGA cable.

K... I wanted to avoid running my laptop, I’ll do some research.

Bloodline, if only for the first season. Incredibly suspenseful

I loved the first season.....and only the first

Same here, something about the following seasons just didn’t work for me. Probably has to do with the absence of Ben Mendelsohn, he was amazing in that first season.

That's absolutely the reason, he was the whole show. I hated Danny's son and that whole angle. Johns daughter was smokin hot in the last season tho

If you feel like Britishizing yourself, I recommend Wallander or the IT Crowd.

Or expand your mind and watch The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, you closet art-house fruit.

fuck Netflix. Price is going up to $10.99/mo in December. Cancel now, and invest in something you can load Kodi on.

I've been wanting to watch Stranger Things for a while, but I'm skeptical because of how popular it is. I can't help but be a hipsterish faggot. If a bunch of people are talking about a show, it's probably pretty good. If everybody is talking about a show, it must be shit.

It's nostalgia porn and I'm over it. Not finish8ng the new season.

The finale was OK but the season overall wasn't very good. Weird pacing, reaching for ideas, doubling down on the nostalgia, etc.

I thought the first season worked as a self contained story with some thick nostalgic vibes layered on there. Second season started to really push their luck, much weaker, kinda shit. If they make 3 I'll probably watch it though, cause I'm a self-hating piece of garbage with nothing better to do.

In general I agree with you though, I usually avoid what the new hot show or movie is because its usually terrible. There are anomalies though, I avoided Lost for years then I watched a couple episodes and liked it a lot, until it also turned to shit after a couple of seasons.

Everything just turns to shit...

If you're over the age of 35, I highly recommend watching season 1 and treating it like a standalone mini series. Season 2 is just treading water on plot, with more boring soap opera.

I am the target audience for Stranger Things and I did watch the whole first season but I didnt think it was this amazing piece of art. Its OK

I was opposed to it cause I didn't like the first episode but it's pretty good once you get into it but only if you have nothing better to watch.

Get hard is pretty good. Watched it yesterday.

Look up old vice videos

Train to Busan. Great Korean zombie flick.

Whore's Glory was a pretty crazy documentary.

The Mexico part was so fucked up. Hell on Earth.

Lion.

And if you have a woman watch it with her.

Ozarks nigga.

Ozark > BrBa

"i don't feel at home in this world anymore"

kinda pretentious title, but it's good. it's cynical and weird and gets really violent. it's a little bit funny too

(it opens to an old lady with dementia ranting about wanting to shove politicians up her ass hole)

Norsemen is good dark comedy. A sort of semi parody of "Vikings". Also, if you have access to Amazon Prime, I highly recommended "Tin Star".

If you're just looking to kill time I'd say look for the shows with the largest episode counts. Off the top of my head Netflix has all of the Star Trek shows, don't know if you're into sci-fi but that's more than 20 seasons of content put together, some of it is even good. That'll hold you over for at least a month.

Peaky Blinders, new season coming soon

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You mean "Who took Johnny?"?

You were right. It took a pizza gate turn I wasn't expecting. The core of that story is even more believable now, not the pizza restaurant part but the prevalence of people in power who are pedophiles

Same here, something about the following seasons just didn’t work for me. Probably has to do with the absence of Ben Mendelsohn, he was amazing in that first season.

They're not screwed, but they hit their peak already. They're basically going to be one of a dozen online cable channels along with HBO, Disney, Hulu, Amazon and a handful of old network survivors.