Doug Benson is fucking dreadful

93  2017-11-27 by Dr-Seepage

How is he a professional comic?

84 comments

Still mad about today, Rich?

What happen what I miss?

What did he do, i cant remember what doug was saying but i just had to stop the youtube and walk away it was that awful. Did something happen?

He just kept picking on Vos the entire time he wasn't silent. you could tell Rich was getting annoyed.

When they mentioned the patrice mural thing and doug commented on it like he was one of the guys i wanted to pull his eyes out. if patrice was alive he would have eviscerated doug benson, dat phan is funnier.

tss... why not dis phan or sumphin'

Yes and extremely wide and portly

Simple. He found a niche audience and is capitalizing greatly on it. You think he's terrible now? look at his really old stuff

I'm not a fan of the guy, but you gotta admire the fact he's making money off his garbage.

No you dont

Niche? It's fucking stoner comedy

but you gotta admire the fact he's making money off his garbage

He's a hack. Good for him to make money but a hack is a hack.

He looks like Barb from Stranger Things.

mitch hedburgs died so we got doug benson

"Check the trunk." Ah fuck, that's good.

Doug Benson makes Cheech and Chong look Like Abbott and Costello.

But Cheech and Chong are a lot funnier than Abbott and Costello. Up in Smoke is better than anything Abbott and Costello ever did.

You ever shit on Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein again and I'll cut your fucking balls off!

I've seen it and didn't care for it. Abbott was talentless and Costello was a one trick pony.

Well it's tough for anyone to go up against the vast comedic landscape that is Cheech and Chong.

I'm not saying Cheech and Chong were that great, only that they were better than Abbott and Costello.

If the point was to compare them to someone brilliant from comedy history he should have used someone who were actually brilliant, like Buster Keaton, Monty Python or Laurel and Hardy.

Up in Smoke might be one of the best comedies ever made.

Use code word 'hack' for a 10% discount

Ever get a 10% discount...ON WEED?!

Yes actually, if I buy an oz. I get it for 200 if I buy 2 oz. I get it for 300. That's like a 50% discount!!!

You hear his zing this morning?

Rich asked him where he smoked this weekend and Doug responded with "Your mom's"

Didnt he say his moms. Think he was just replying

Now I don't know what to believe.

How does one recover from such a witty burn?

By burning a fat ass blunt bro. Don't you know smoking a plant fixes everything?

faaawwwwwwwk yeah

But but but....... weeeeeed, mannn

I personally love when 50 something year old guys build a persona around smoking pot and being goofy.

how this fucking div cunt can claim to be a podcasting movie expert AND a standup comedian, and add NOTHING during the paul fieg interview is beyond me

Because he doesn't actually know anything about movies.

Fucking loser is going through the phase every teenager goes through in his 40s. And his show fucking blows.

He is the worst. He has Erock Face disease too.

What kind of peoples actually buy tickets to this dudes stand up show? Cause I know joe rogan talks a lot about weeed too, but he always has UFC meatheads willing to attend his shows.

Joe rogan has a huge podcast too, plus all those goofy new age idiots probably bask in the glow of his drippy pronouncements. I can understand how he has a loyal fanbase.

I really have absolutely no idea what the point of doug benson is. He has no charisma and hasnt ever made me laugh, and there are plenty of comics that dont make me laugh but i know its just personal taste, and i get why others would like them. Him i just dont.

I remember when I first saw super high me, many years ago. I thought it was boring and cliche. Then my biggest idiot friend called me and told me how I need to watch it and how awesome it was. The same type of person who thought the new live action ninja turtles movies were great. I knew who Doug Benson was ever since then.

Why are you friends with this person?

Because I have to live on the failures of others in order to pretend I’m a decent person.

You're gonna go far kid

I went to a free podcast taping of his in LA last year. He treated the audience like shit and after the show he didn't hang out with any of his fans and left the building.

People brought signs they made and shit and he couldn't be bothered to even say hello to them after his podcast was over. Barely knew who he was but have hated him since.

That's what they get for going to a podcast taping.

The door to that building should have been rigged with explosives TBH

That's because he was out in the alley with his real fans getting high... rookie

Did he text opie asking if it was ok to come on the show?

How is using your experiences with weed, mushrooms, or any other drug for material any different from doing bits about porn and masturbation? Doug, Ari, Joe, and every other "I was so fucking high!" comic are all hacks. I hope their drugs get laced with fentanyl and they die.

How is using your experiences with weed, mushrooms, or any other drug for material any different from doing bits about porn and masturbation? Doug, Ari, Joe, and every other "I was so fucking high!" comic are all hacks. I hope their drugs get laced with fentanyl and they die.

the good doug (stanhope) has mentioned being high a bunch in his bits and he is probably the best comic around. i really dont care what the content or politics of a bit are, as long as its funny.

stanhope is fucking atrocious. i bet he dies before artie. (hopefully)

Stanhope is a Jamie Kilstein loving scheming faggot.

The worst part about it was that Joe was much better sober than high on his podcast. He also noticed that he was much better physically. Don't fall for The Green Hue Jew!

You sound like the type of person that didn't do bong rips in high school.

He's fine whenever there isn't a girl in studio, but when there is he acts like a creepy uncle in law. "Come on in sweetie, ignore these assholes. Have you ever had lesbain sex before?" Ugh..

You should've heard him white knighting when Paul feig was talking about the female Ghostbusters movie. It was disgusting.

But did you see High Court? What a barrel of laughs, imagine Judge Judy but high

You just made my skin crawl.

What is it a fawkin insect or sumpthin

Im glad i never knew that was a thing and i hate that i now do and that you told me. God can stoner cumts just shut up about weed for 5 minutes please. Holy fuck

It was even worse than you can imagine

He's fine. Not hilarious but not distractingly bad.

Honestly mark Normand is my favorite guest.

Doug rarely brings up pot, it's always the hosts that do it. And if I recall Normand and Doug were both on the last ever Opie show, and it was a hilarious finale.

Awful in Trailer Park Boys, even worse in You're The Worst

He ruined that already hanging by a thread season. Luckily Tom Arnold was there to pick up the pieces.

He has the right political views.

DUDE WEED LMAO

Hahahahaha....HO-LEE SHIT!

He is to people who use marijuana what Tyler Perry is to black people. Coonery and buffoonery, black man.

A gay embarrassment?

He looks like a used tissue

Also E-rock face bloat and pig eyes.

The thousand pound stare

He is pretty okey on the radio when he doesnt talk.

Weed was never dangerous but he hit the scene at a time when it was illegal enough to be exciting to hear people talk about onstage.

No, it was, is and always will be absolutely fucking tedious to talk about. I love coke, i couldnt stand hearing some dope pontificate about it and how it improved his viewing experience of bill and ted or whatever that cunt talks about

talking about your drug use is like talking about your masturbation habits

precisely. i absolutely dont unless the conversation goes there. i was never impressed with weed talk, even as a teenager, when i was made to sit through cheech and chong i wanted to claw my eyes out

hey guys remember when Opie took one hit when he was on the JRE and how he's thinking about maybe getting back into smoking the pot again

Pot talk? Fuck yeah, bro.

a couple of road sodas brotherman

Check out the empties, mahn.

Sibby likes to smoke the pot hehe knowwutImean

who else enjoys a good stash out there? heh heh idontgetthat

420 blaze it faget

Doug rarely brings up pot, it's always the hosts that do it. And if I recall Normand and Doug were both on the last ever Opie show, and it was a hilarious finale.

The thousand pound stare