Artie a no show. SHOCKING!

117  2017-11-27 by aRTie02150

143 comments

hope the lil guy is okay

I'm sure he's fine with his crack pipe somewhere.

*ill guy

There he is right next to Anthony.

Thats not him thats

He's getting ready for West Nyack on December 13th and 14th.

Is he late or out today? Seems to be no seat for him even

Out.

They can get a soundboard of his 4 jokes and 4 stories and just randomly play them.

They should just CGI him into a seat from now on.

They already do it with the milk carton.

My was on the roof eating moozarell like an apple when he fell off and landed on a quadraplegic who was sprinkling blow on a Filet O' Fish 'cause he had the under on Denver. Hand t'God true story.

I miss soundboard Artie.

His Twitter account has been terrible joke free recently. Something is up.

Yep just constant auto-tweets

Already a better show without him. Certain topics have arisen, i.e. Time Square mascots, and I reactively feel myself bracing for the Artie joke/story I've already heard.

Yeah. Artie comes in, says shit that doesn't make any sense, then we get a Godfather discussion.

Love Italian talk from 20+ years ago!!! Never gets old......

But that Mafia tv show from ten years ago

Yeah. I actually ended my subscription because of it. Because I knew I wouldn't watch an episode. Plus with Gavin leaving for his dumb show. Ant doesn't need a cohost especially not Artie. Loved Artie on Stern but it's just sad now. Only thing I miss on Compound is Burning Bridges.

I cancelled my sub because of Artie last week. Just watching this shit until it runs out.

Gavin seems to be cranking out tons of free material these days, not entire sure why Crowder allows that, but I'm happy to listen for free

Yeah I mean I love Gavin and always will, just not sure why he left Compound to do basically the same show with GOML. Unless there's something else I'm missing

I loved Gavin's show on Compound but I can't stand GOML.

Same

Money probably. Also legitimacy. Remember he spent years calling for violence against the left and Antifa types. Then Charlottesville happened.

not sure why he left Compound to do basically the same show a similar show minus everything that made TGMS interesting while doubling down on the preachy condescending ill-informed Gavin

I really think the Proudboys stuff started to scare him. He said his neighbors thought he was the head of the KKK or something. He's distancing himself from anything fringe or "alt-right" and is trying to lean more toward being a "legitimate" conservative (as if he isn't just a moronic insane drug addict)

What's his drug of choice? Speed?

He's an Adderall junkie.

FDA-grade speed.

He needed da money!

Gavin left bc of how fucking incompetent Keith is. He said he would make suggestions all the time on how to make the show look better and more current but Keith would just ignore him because who would know better how to best market and style a show than an ex cop who thinks the Sopranos is the highest form of art. It’s not like Gavin was an in touch fashion guy

tbh I miss a lot of Compound shows, but AA isn't one of them. A recent Compound Best Of had Artie and Anthony, I kid you not, riffing on quotes from Jaws. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANTHONY RIFFING ON QUOTES FROM JAWS! So anyway I don't miss Artie and Anthony.

Bring back the TACS graphics

His bloated body is face down in a hotel bathtub hopefully

Implies he showers

Ron's on? someone hook me up with the bootleg

Braun? Can we get the Ronnie segment?

Loyd?

It's going to be hilarious when Artie misses enough shows to breach contract (I'm sure he has to meet a quota). Anthony will sue him to try and get some of his money back, but the joke will be on him. Artie has already spent his money on heroin.

Anthony won’t do anything

Are you suggesting that a man who suffered in silence for twenty years rather than having a conversation with his radio partner is conflict averse?

I got a hunch

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Keith The Cop doesn't write the best contracts.

Good point.

You stop right there....are u suggesting an ex-cop who used to pickup dry cleaning, with zero business training & education, is a shitty business manager of a multi-media company?

What's next, sir....is it a bad idea to put out artwork for a potential show logo of your pedophilic ghoul boss, and Ron Bennington, as a way to "make it happen"?

When thw ghoul was fired from the employer Ron was still under contract with.... making Ron look like a complete fucking asshole. How dare u. That is how a business savvy man works.

It was a last ditch effort to fuck over Ron alright

"2 Years oF shows -4- 500,000$$$

Sing here ________________ "

lalalalala

*fa la la la.

Lmfao remember how he got fucked over by luis j Gomez

Sue Artie. Sue Lightning. Sue Everybody.

Sue your shoes that fell off

Sue Cumia

35 mins late. Fucking fat junkie slob.

Good. Anthony deserves it. He pulled this shit all the time on O&A.

Not Artie-bad. And at least when he made it he was funny and not Artie-strung out

Yeah, fair point actually. You're right.

That was one point Opie had right in their argument, he missed a lot of shows.

This is like being two and a half hours late to a normal job.

He did the math

I was a superstar in 3rd grade science.

Shoulda went to the NBA

You should call a black guy a nigger and get your teeth knocked out.

You should go into radio. You just have to luck into a bunch of funny and talented people to cover your awful high pitched voice, fat tits, lack of humour, and general unlikable nature.

You try working 8 hours a week.

getting up at the crack of noon

3 PM*

wakin up at the crack of crack

He really is just a fat burden

I didn't hear the beginning of the show today, but is there a chance he blew them off because he didn't want to see Ron after not showing at his Thanksgiving special?

I thought he did show, just late

And he bombed on 95% of his jokes.

He was on fire then.

FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

your post crapped out dude, I think it's the wifi connection. what did you say?

Now Anthony knows what it's like when he skipped all those O&A shows and said he was sick/got all high and mighty saying people have no right to accuse him of faking it.

I don't watch, but based on updates from here it seems like Artie misses 1/4 of his schedule time on the air every week. Ant never came close to missing that much time.

No, he doesn't. He's frequently late, but usually by no more than 5 or 6 minutes, and you'll have 2 or 3 episodes go by at a time where he's there from the start. He's only ever been this late once before, and he'd notified them before that episode what time he'd be coming in. The worst was when he went missing for half an hour in the middle of an episode, pretty obvious what he was doing in that situation.

Ronnie always has a look of dissapointment when hes on compound media. Not hate or disgust but calculated dissapointment

do you think he liked Keith’s shirts?

i think he's just an old ugly fat former druggy who has to do radio with his awful daughter.

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Ant, Ron, and Jim really should just look at each other and say, what are we doing? Why the fuck isn't this the trio.

I might actually pay somebody to access that content.

Let's be honest, this fanbase doesn't deserve that show.

Playing Devil's Advocate, what other fan base is still around after this many years.

Ron would break down Jim like he did Fez

Ant, Jim, and SOMEBODY other than Sam. Every year without this is a year wasted for Ant and Jim.

He's upset that his third pair of scalp glasses didn't come in

Ron remembers that time he laid it all out for him and Ant just awkwardly laughed then continued his hollow life

Anthony talking about Artie's situation: "Start buying the paint."

idgi

maybe coffin paint.

To start painting a mural for Artie

In reference to the Patrice mural

Not enough grey and white paint to capture his sickly pallor.

Not enough grey and white paint to simulate his sickly pallor.

Ron always has the same face when doing anthonys shows, its like disgust mixed with dissapointment.

makes me wish the ron and fez show had a visual element

Hes just listening to the 45th HOLEESHIT thinking about how much he’d rather be doing heroin with Artie.

On Ron and Fez, Ron always talked about how Ant was the funniest guy, and when they did a show together, he would say how fun and easy it was. I think he resented carrying Fez by then, and now he's carrying his daughter.

No wonder he's slumped over.

Every time you see a screenshot from this shitshow, everyone is bored

Things don't look much different on the other side of the camera.

Artie has 0 respect for Anthony and Keith. Then again what do they expect, Artie openly admits he still does heroin

You know, that's really not being fair to Artie.

He openly admits he still does heroin AND coke.

It’s great that Anthony is such a pussy that nothing will ever be said to him

Why won't someone put a stop to this terrible game show?

I think the blame falls on Anthony and Keith for expecting Artie to work unreasonable hours. Requiring Artie to be there 4-6 four days a week is like modern day slavery.

4-6 with a cigarette break, sometimes two.

Maybe he's ducking Ron for not showing up to his show Thanksgiving show or most likely he's just super high on heroin

Ronnie couldn't have gotten out of there sooner as the show was ending. He was out of his chair and out of frame before Artie, which is insane.

I'm thinking Ron has had it with Artie, and I don't blame the guy at all. It's sad because he's a pretty good guest to have on, but not with the embarrassment they call Artie Lange is in the room.

i think ron also is pissed at ant who is letting this go on, enabling artie when its obvious this wont end well (artie on the thanksgiving show was a embarrassment, half the time he didn't know what was going on and the other half muttering nonsensical 'jokes'

The jokes at his expense were good fun.

Artie would be a junkie with or without Anthony "enabling" him. How many times does a guy have to hit rock bottom before people realize there is no hope for him? Fuck this mopey faggot. If someone can make money off him before his heart explodes to he dies choking on his own vomit than more power to 'em.

Yeah, the whole "Anthony and Keith are enabling Artie" shit is super gay.

All they're doing is giving him work. Besides myself, I know a bunch of other people that bought a subscription to the AA show because of Artie. Bringing him in was a business move. Yes, he's a comic with drug issues but it's just who he is at this point. There's zero changing him. Everyone has accepted it's just what he's going to do. Doesn't mean everyone that gives him work, from Ant to comedy promoters to Judd Apatow or anyone else is enabling his drug issues though. Giving people work and enabling them aren't mutually exclusive.

Whether Artie was on the show or not, he'd be doing the same shit.

He likes Artie but doesn't like being around Artie. He said he's a sweet guy who means well even though he fucks up every day. But you could see his mood changed once Artie came on. Artie was really talkative the whole show blurting out words after anybody said anything. He probably knew he was coked up.

addiction 101

The show is only watchable with Art, not gonna lie.

Thanks for not lying

you like to watch unfunny hacks?

what part of artie's comedy you like? he's terrible

When he's not telling a story we've heard a thousand times, when he's off the cuff, he's great.

is he really?

i fucking can't stand him

opinions, man.

whats this thanksgiving ron/artie beef?

How is 100% of everything Cumpound Media does so fucking aesthetically unpleasing?

Pedophiles aren't known for their great taste.

The host has ass crack hair Glued to his head with Elmer's. You do the math.

Imagine that. Dude is probably going to be shitting on Norton's chest for dope money soon.

He showed up but Ronnie was trying to leave as soon as he got there

I don't know why Anthony thinks the audience cares about Ron.

Am I the only one who can do blow all night and still show up for work on time? Possibly even early.

Once you get over the decade mark it definitely starts to wear on you.

Anthony, Ron, and Kevin actually sounds like an interesting episode.

Then Artie showed up.

Ant dosent start fake laughing until Artie getd there. I think he feels bad for Artie and laughs at all his terrible jokes

I don't even think it's that he feels bad for him so much as Artie's style of "joke" leaves no room for further banter or conversation. You just have to punctuate it with a HA-Haaaaa and move on.

Ant should have gail bennington on i bet she kills

Junkies in jersey will be celebrating when Artie dies.Prices will come down for H

Oh shit, a dope fein late to work.

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How long until he cuts the pretense of being late and just starts not showing up at all?

Can someone recommend any good Ron & Fez bits? I listened to a few like the one where fez got in a car accident which I found incredibly boring but the one with Ron trashing miley cyrus and this snitch generation was fucking hilarious.

Have you listened to the show after Anna Nicole died? "American Rose"

Also, check out some of the WJFK segments - highly underrated.

Fez/shelby Clip fight and Ron's eulogy

wow nice look there Benningtong. look like you're a wig away from filling in for disgrated Jefferey Tambor in the next season of Transparent.

I think you meant 2 pair of glasses away. Who the fuck really wears 2 pair of glasses on their head at all times?

i think ron also is pissed at ant who is letting this go on, enabling artie when its obvious this wont end well (artie on the thanksgiving show was a embarrassment, half the time he didn't know what was going on and the other half muttering nonsensical 'jokes'

He likes Artie but doesn't like being around Artie. He said he's a sweet guy who means well even though he fucks up every day. But you could see his mood changed once Artie came on. Artie was really talkative the whole show blurting out words after anybody said anything. He probably knew he was coked up.

addiction 101

What's his drug of choice? Speed?