Can I come over and we call some hookers?

Only if they have peckas

Wait, we can just suck each others' peckas and cut out the professionals.

Good boy

Much easier to peel down panties with blow than bigger nitrous.

Much easier to take it in the ass with poppers. But what do I know

Only fags fuck on coke, the rest of us emit putrid gassers while making hollow plans to open businesses with our fellow shriveled cock confidants.

Do you know what your doing?

Yes

Fuck You.. I’m coming down horrendously right now

Bullsugah pics or didnant hapin

I would rather snort than smoke, but if you’re buying ... well, I’m in

If you’re anything like me, youll strike out in every way possible and wake up with abrasions on your cock and tranny porn on the browser history

There is nothing like putting antiseptic on your ripped up cock while you delete all the Brazilian slap/rape porn you downloaded to make you feel like a real piece of shit.

Calmo

You need coke for that?

Baking soda or baking powder?

Soda

People who prefer blow over rock are snobs, and I don't want to associate with them.

Make a how to video I fuck it up

Watch the Danish man make it on YouTube. Or maybe he’s Dutch. Or Finnish. tsssssss.

If he's Finnish I'll have to rewind it, tsss.

How could you fuck it up. 4 to 1. Water, baking soda, Double boil in shot glass. Whip it through the glass nigga.

I don't understand any of that. Then again, I'm not a nigger.

I guess you won’t make base then. Your loss nigga

It’s gotta be good. Nice shiny and buttery

Hide that shit from Artie Lange.

Fawk yeah gettin zooted

Don't smoke it, sprinkle it on cheeseburgers.

I support this fully, I’m waiting at the bar to pick up right now.

You sucking that glass dick?

Duh

This sub is full of crackheads. Imagine that

It’s fun pussy

You're hanging out on a crackhead sub without doing crack. You're the dumb one.

What are you twel....Artie?

fawk yea kibblez n bitz or sumthin