"Eeuhhff"

where we at with the moist cookie challenge?

"I don't think we'll be able to find a waterhead."

Lynsi solved that problem a few years later.

Opie said "Waterhead" multiple times in this video, he obviously thinks he's being clever or funny for using a term no one has used since the 80s.

Wooderhead

Patrice 13:47 then we slice the mammatoes

Opie was one of the few people that could bewilder Patrice.

Was Patrice in when Opie talked about going to comedy clubs to study comics. He had a douchechill line like "I don't come to laugh, I want to know what makes them tick."

Yeah someone called in an called Opie out saying something like: “You sit here saying x is a hilarious comic but when I saw you at his show you didn’t even crack a single smile”.

Opie then claims that he is so deep into comedy at this point that he goes to examine stage presence and such and doesn’t even notice the jokes.

Painful, painful listening.

Someone called saying they saw Opie at a Dane Cook show and he didn't laugh once

someone went to a Dane Cook show and checked out Opie?

I hate to defend Opie, but to be fair, not laughing once seems like a proper reaction to a Dane Cook show.

Yes, but he said he wasn't laughing because he likes to study comics and learn (mentioned above).

It wasn't like the caller put him in a spot either, Opie brought the caller on.

Well, yeah, I see what you’re saying. While it’s normal not to laugh at Dane Cook, Opie couldn’t possibly have given a more retarded reason for not laughing.

That might just be the most pure bullshit thing he's ever said.

not so fast, guy said he worked for the mafia and could have been a pro basketball player

post the link if you could find it. I feel like killing myself today.

I think Joe Matarese said that

It sucks how the funniest moments from the show all have at least one or two glaring examples of Opie being completely useless. Somehow, he single handedly ruins what would otherwise be comedy gold.

It's weird hearing everyone get offended at the term "waterhead", thy are in the middle of brutally mocking retarded people.

I still don't get the "moist cookie challenge" joke. What the fuck does that mean...

At 12:15 Opie goes to a caller right in the middle of a really hilarious moment where everyones laughing... to a call where they guy said the retard video is "not funny because he's not coherent and you shouldnt make fun of him". Way to contribute to the show.

I think Opie had ruined bits but in the end people think they know what they want and he was pretty good at saying "No you don't want to only eat pizza for the rest of your life". A lot of the "bit killing" is moving the show along to the show. Yes, some of it is just trying to get in terribly but a lot of it is being the heel for the sake of the show. You think you want to listen to an hour of two people making jokes back and forth to themselves on the same subject and laughing for five minutes while trying to think of something funny to keep going on about it everyday but even that gets old. Example: Artie's great omg he's what Ant needed. OMG Artie is doing the same shit he did yesterday/last week.

Hey Pat Battle, what are you doin'?

"you say weird shit to people"

Quite possibly the best one-line explanation of Opie ever