r/opieandanthony: I have the smallest little dick

1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-24

pics pls

1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-11-24

Is that the line you use when you're trying to get them to do anal?

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-11-24

them

Him

1 RonBengtan 2017-11-24

Are you celibate or do you try and live with the humiliating experience of a woman feeling nothing? Or do you try convince yourself that oral is enough for a woman and that she's not fucking some guy from work?

1 timallenonacid 2017-11-24

Women? Lmao. Look at mr big shot over pretending women are a factor in his life.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-24

'atta boy. .#uhuru

1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2017-11-24

Without pics this is no fun

1 timallenonacid 2017-11-24

At my best

1 Opesterino 2017-11-24

http://www.spencersonline.com/thumbnail/pc/2352/c/183/2667.uts

1 BoongChook 2017-11-24

Like pruning a tree - if you cut it off it will grow back bigger and stronger next spring.

1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2017-11-24

At least you have no bottoming out issues,shitty blowjobs because their jaw hurts after couple minutes or in Summer hanging low then get the cold water surprise flushing after taking a shit plus when stars align turd circling around bump heads with dick

1 Bams_seed 2017-11-24

PM me a pic

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-24

Of your shits

1 Sockucucka 2017-11-24

You just need to find a pussy to match, a toddler or such.

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-11-24

Uncle Paul can hook him up

1 fingerofgawd 2017-11-24

Put a wig and a dress on and you might get an invite to the compound.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-24

show it fella