Some jew brought hummus to this party once and he was the most despicable looking heeb I've ever seen. I wasn't really antisemitic before meeting him but seeing his rat-like features gave me a visceral reaction of wanting to kill it. I finally understood what all the fuss was about. He looked like Ari but his eyes were more beady, he was hairy, and his nose was even bigger. Good hummus though.
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1 link_nukem28 2017-11-23
"chris you human tetris peice."
LMAO
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-23
so what if dave smith was on?
1 ManbadFerrara 2017-11-23
"Chris is Cuban, which proves not all their immigrants swam to this country" was probably the best line in this
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-23
Oh gomez... you tried to shake his claw...
1 racemic_mixture 2017-11-23
Luis' look realizing how stupid what he is doing while he is doing it is perfect.
1 fervt 2017-11-23
Did Opie get a new gig working the sound board at that place?
1 bluedhift 2017-11-23
"Chris' father left when he was a kid, it's a shame he never got a chance to see you become a full grown cactus"
1 DiploMaFF 2017-11-23
Hand retard
1 cbanks420lol 2017-11-23
That was funny but Ari Shaffir was annoying.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-11-23
I thought the timing on his "oh shit I just noticed his arms" was pretty good. Maybe the sheer meanness of it is what I found funny IDK.
1 cbanks420lol 2017-11-23
Maybe it's just my anti-semitism kicking in.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-11-23
It is hard to ignore the insane amount of jewishness, especially if you can see him as well.
1 cbanks420lol 2017-11-23
Here's him trying to pretend he's not jewish
1 racemic_mixture 2017-11-23
In all seriousness, can you think of a more stereotypical looking jew on earth? I think he takes the cake.
Also, this is pretty funny.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-11-23
Some jew brought hummus to this party once and he was the most despicable looking heeb I've ever seen. I wasn't really antisemitic before meeting him but seeing his rat-like features gave me a visceral reaction of wanting to kill it. I finally understood what all the fuss was about. He looked like Ari but his eyes were more beady, he was hairy, and his nose was even bigger. Good hummus though.
1 1475315963 2017-11-23
Ari gets a pass for enraging real jews in the amazing racist
1 cbanks420lol 2017-11-23
They're all actors by the way. It's not real.
1 1475315963 2017-11-23
That's what the caliphate wants you to believe
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-11-23
Enraging? Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?
1 1475315963 2017-11-23
Are you such an idiot that "enraging" is some exotic vocabulary?
1 JoshAustin610 2017-11-23
Chris was also on one of the Bennington Comedy 101 shows, with Ant, East Side Dave, and Pat Dixon: https://youtu.be/ZistZ1exHSE?t=54m55s
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-11-23
Matt Maran looks like if Big Jay and Nick Mullen had an ass baby.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-11-23
The 3/5ths joke wasn't bad.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-11-23
It is hard to ignore the insane amount of jewishness, especially if you can see him as well.
1 1475315963 2017-11-23
Ari gets a pass for enraging real jews in the amazing racist