She's in Philly, but not with Bam. She's with her children and her extended family. This isn't a bit or sub joke, it's real life. Lynsi Smigo despises her husband and can't even pretend to be with him for the holidays.
Of course she did. The kids certainly haven't been at this house all these months considering schools in. They separated. She's in Manhatten with the kids and he is by himself at the beach.
As the only Samaritan on this sub to have analysed the "pop up" meeting between the Opster and Chrissy meeting at "The Penis", I noted:
23- Opie: Dude, how pathetic is our lives? Chris: Your life is good. Opie: How is my life good? Chris: I know. Author's note: This is the first honest exchange of today's charade. We are at 8:27.
The way that Chris said "I know" to Opie could have only meant that the wife kicked him out.
I used to throw a few sheckles to an old Irish alcoholic named "Tam" (Tom) who dossed outside of Tufnell Park tube station in London around 2004-2005.
He had a sign saying "need money for booze." I admired his forth-rightness and would drop him a couple of quid whenever I saw him. He's probably dead by now but my point is, he looked better and more spruced up than Opie does there.
He helped her because she's a cutey. I like how her insecure husband has his arm on his shoulder reminding him he is there. Nothing says alpha like menacing a bum. Another thing, they spend all this time fundraising and visiting him on the side of the highway but never once was he brought home, cleaned up and fed. They want to feel good about themselves but not have to risk contaminating their home.
They might have offered and he might have declined knowing that it's awkward dynamic.
The point is, she did do something to help him with the GoFundMe (they could be barely getting by themselves) and the lesson is we can raise a LOT of money online by offering people a chance to stomp on cake in front of Opie when he's living under a pier.
And he most likely thinks she’s one of the “sharks” now.
Glad to see his kids were important enough to try to prevent Uncle Paul bits, but not important enough to be around on the Holidays. Looking forward to the upcoming Christmas Day ice fishing excursion.
Let pull a heel turn and come out to him with support, saying: "Hey man; heard about you an Lynsi. Sorry for all of the shit over the years. Stay strong brother."
So he's become one of those illiterate street urchins who I went to school with, who dropped out, has unkempt hair and clothing and fishes at the side of a bridge late at night next to the asian immigrants to sell their low quality catches to local Vietnamese markets.
Fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASDs) are a group of conditions that can occur in a person whose mother drank alcohol during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal appearance, short height, low body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing. Those affected are more likely to have trouble in school, legal problems, participate in high-risk behaviors, and have trouble with alcohol or other drugs. The most severe form of the condition is known as fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS).
The beard's actually a good move after all those years clean shaven, the main problem is this millionaire dresses like he walked into the thrift shop with a fiver.
The beard's actually a good move after all those years clean shaven, the main problem is this millionaire dresses like he walked into the thrift shop with a fiver.
Do all of the beach fishing you want, pretend to be this mellow character at peace with himself, the earth and his present circumstances, but everyone knows the truth-you are unemployable, friendless, (with the exceptional of one delusional immigrant) and there's no turning it around, you've burnt every bridge. Why not swim out as far as you can until you're too tired to swim back?
To begin with, on a holiday like this: Yes the broads may cook, BUT the men and the female non-cookers who aren't in the kitchen are usually drinking in the living room, watching the game, chatting and catching up, etc. They're essentially setting the tone for the evening with all the other guests, since the wife is busy with the fixings (or whomever out of the marriage that is the better cook) to do that. In most families, the husband is outside in the garage getting the spare chairs and tables for the extra guests, while going out to pick up desserts for later, alcohol, ice, soft drinks, etc. The last thing the husband would do (because his wife would kill him if he did this) is fish and goof off. But it's clear in this scenario that either: They had Thanksgiving catered or there IS NO Thanksgiving, at least for the Opester.
I don't think Lynsi has the best taste in men to begin with, considering the bums she's associated herself with, but even she cant keep this up with this delusional retard. Something else is going on here.
I'd guess Lynsi spent Thanksgiving with her family while Opie walked the beach aimlessly for hours talking to himself. He looks 108 years old in this picture.
As the only Samaritan on this sub to have analysed the "pop up" meeting between the Opster and Chrissy meeting at "The Penis", I noted:
23- Opie: Dude, how pathetic is our lives? Chris: Your life is good. Opie: How is my life good? Chris: I know. Author's note: This is the first honest exchange of today's charade. We are at 8:27.
The way that Chris said "I know" to Opie could have only meant that the wife kicked him out.
He helped her because she's a cutey. I like how her insecure husband has his arm on his shoulder reminding him he is there. Nothing says alpha like menacing a bum. Another thing, they spend all this time fundraising and visiting him on the side of the highway but never once was he brought home, cleaned up and fed. They want to feel good about themselves but not have to risk contaminating their home.
104 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-11-23
Way to spend time with the fam, Ope.
1 thndr87 2017-11-23
Lynsi is in Philly with Bam
1 malvin77 2017-11-23
Tssss fawkin’ Bamily
1 thndr87 2017-11-23
fawk dats a good one
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-11-23
She's in Philly, but not with Bam. She's with her children and her extended family. This isn't a bit or sub joke, it's real life. Lynsi Smigo despises her husband and can't even pretend to be with him for the holidays.
1 bigscotswill 2017-11-23
at least he was out the house when he was working,...time to smuggle her lovers in and out when he's on the air.
RAAAAAMOOOONE.....Opie is a humourless Cuck.
1 TacolasCage 2017-11-23
PHILLY CREW!
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-11-23
Spitting out that Philly goo.
1 -Palaver 2017-11-23
The original golden tits.
1 Silverfeesh 2017-11-23
Opie looks more of a Bum than Boxcar Willie
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2017-11-23
He’s got that weird David letterman depression beard
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-11-23
I hate his fucking stupid guts.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-23
Opie went "all in" with the family man act.
Now they've all left him. This pleases me far more than it should.
1 KenFrezno 2017-11-23
He really has lost everything he had. And all he had to do was shut up on a radio show. All the pain could have been avoided.
1 late_50s_why 2017-11-23
Or don’t go filming and harassing everybody with his cameras trying to make a vital video
1 Roterodamus 2017-11-23
It's totally Howard's fault, they where just looking for a reason.
1 InHell1979 2017-11-23
It really makes me rock hard if this is all true.
1 bigscotswill 2017-11-23
TSSS Looks like fuckin' Tippy Tom or sumpin,tsss
1 joeybeans12 2017-11-23
So are friends and family apparently.
1 McGowan9 2017-11-23
She's definitely left him.
1 I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-11-23
Of course she did. The kids certainly haven't been at this house all these months considering schools in. They separated. She's in Manhatten with the kids and he is by himself at the beach.
1 CuckistaniSacrifices 2017-11-23
Getting back together with Bam probably, while Opie's Tippy Tom descent continues.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-23
Im so glad that they're giving the relationship another go. I heard that they were in a movie together once?
It's like a fairytale. And just in time for Christmas too!
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-11-23
As the only Samaritan on this sub to have analysed the "pop up" meeting between the Opster and Chrissy meeting at "The Penis", I noted:
23- Opie: Dude, how pathetic is our lives? Chris: Your life is good. Opie: How is my life good? Chris: I know. Author's note: This is the first honest exchange of today's charade. We are at 8:27.
The way that Chris said "I know" to Opie could have only meant that the wife kicked him out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7dny7s/desperate_and_painfully_unfunny_new_opie_popup/
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2017-11-23
She probably when home to her parents with the kids and Opie is too embarrassed to join them if he even got a reluctant invite.
He is an unemployed 60-year-old man who is the same age as his wife's father. Im sure that isnt awkward at all...
1 breadmoccasin 2017-11-23
That's the bit you DOPES.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-11-23
sniff
1 jakdak 2017-11-23
Period.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2017-11-23
leave it alone
1 AgentTimex 2017-11-23
Ha ha! Dopes!
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-23
Between losing gainful employment and his wife leaving it explains his appearance. He used to be a model now he's fit for the homeless shopping spree.
1 McGowan9 2017-11-23
I used to throw a few sheckles to an old Irish alcoholic named "Tam" (Tom) who dossed outside of Tufnell Park tube station in London around 2004-2005.
He had a sign saying "need money for booze." I admired his forth-rightness and would drop him a couple of quid whenever I saw him. He's probably dead by now but my point is, he looked better and more spruced up than Opie does there.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-23
You sure do know how to spin a good yarn.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-11-23
Go back to England, yeh fooken la-di-da pooftah.
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-11-23
Pipe down queer
1 late_50s_why 2017-11-23
Those teeth tho, why he didn’t get it fixed
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2017-11-23
I swear my first thought when I saw that was this guy: http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/24/donations-pour-in-for-homeless-man-who-gave-his-last-20-to-woman-who-ran-out-of-fuel-7104453/
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-11-23
Sexy. And the blond ain't bad neither! Nyehehe
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-23
He helped her because she's a cutey. I like how her insecure husband has his arm on his shoulder reminding him he is there. Nothing says alpha like menacing a bum. Another thing, they spend all this time fundraising and visiting him on the side of the highway but never once was he brought home, cleaned up and fed. They want to feel good about themselves but not have to risk contaminating their home.
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2017-11-23
They might have offered and he might have declined knowing that it's awkward dynamic.
The point is, she did do something to help him with the GoFundMe (they could be barely getting by themselves) and the lesson is we can raise a LOT of money online by offering people a chance to stomp on cake in front of Opie when he's living under a pier.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-23
I wish I still had your optimism.
1 VicDumb 2017-11-23
Yep. That is not the facial hair of a happy man.
1 semihat 2017-11-23
You think so?
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-11-23
Yeah I definitely thought the philly crew was tighter then this.
1 Opthony 2017-11-23
I didn't, they lost track of Father Doris so easily.
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2017-11-23
And he most likely thinks she’s one of the “sharks” now.
Glad to see his kids were important enough to try to prevent Uncle Paul bits, but not important enough to be around on the Holidays. Looking forward to the upcoming Christmas Day ice fishing excursion.
1 panasonictooth 2017-11-23
Money's tight this year.
1 buryonedeep 2017-11-23
Can we just bombard this zilch with sympathies on his separation? It’s obvious they’re out of the picture.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-11-23
That's actually not a bad idea
1 BoatHack2 2017-11-23
Thoughts and prayers
1 InHell1979 2017-11-23
Let pull a heel turn and come out to him with support, saying: "Hey man; heard about you an Lynsi. Sorry for all of the shit over the years. Stay strong brother."
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-23
So he's become one of those illiterate street urchins who I went to school with, who dropped out, has unkempt hair and clothing and fishes at the side of a bridge late at night next to the asian immigrants to sell their low quality catches to local Vietnamese markets.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-11-23
Looks like we got another Rhode Scholar over here.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-23
lol
1 enzo_trash 2017-11-23
That sounds pretty chill actually, get high and fish all day
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-23
Bong hits? Jeeeeeeeeeez. How high are ya?
1 enzo_trash 2017-11-23
I wish bro, getting high is the best man
Fuuuuuuck
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-23
Something is fishy around here.
1 bigscotswill 2017-11-23
YOUR MOM'S FISHING BOX
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-11-23
Duds Suckley
1 Billyassman 2017-11-23
Fish the fragrance of wife.
1 jakdak 2017-11-23
Why do you people keep giving this cocksplurtherder attention?
1 brightest_night 2017-11-23
The Opster should invite his boss Dom out to go fishin' to network with higher-ups! He can really go plac ... seriously fuck this waste of space.
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-11-23
That fucking beanie...
1 Ohitslikethat 2017-11-23
I can't believe people want Opie to kill himself, watching him become homeless is way more entertaining.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-23
I don't want him dead. He's hateable but it's not like he has a year round tan or something.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-11-23
Well some of us need closure, and that's the only acceptable way.
1 urethral_lobotomy 2017-11-23
Its like Sopranos after season 5.
Just hurry up and get it over with.
1 Rock-Coat 2017-11-23
I think his face lift has wore off.
1 ManbadFerrara 2017-11-23
With each new picture he looks more and more like Tippy Tom
1 bigscotswill 2017-11-23
'I've been doing Radio since i was 18"
And now....he fishes....
Opie felches cum out a twinks ass with a crazy straw
1 malvin77 2017-11-23
The Destroyer (of non-legal sized striped bass)
1 brmlb 2017-11-23
he's very old. soon he'll be dead and we'll have world peace.
1 fingerofgawd 2017-11-23
That eyelid surgery certainly did a great job making him look more youthful. Money well spent.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-23
That nose says he's a drunk. Who wants to bet he's a closet drinker? It could explain a lot of his irrational behaviour and psychosis.
1 CookieHaid 2017-11-23
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder
1 WikiTextBot 2017-11-23
Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder
Fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASDs) are a group of conditions that can occur in a person whose mother drank alcohol during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal appearance, short height, low body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing. Those affected are more likely to have trouble in school, legal problems, participate in high-risk behaviors, and have trouble with alcohol or other drugs. The most severe form of the condition is known as fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS).
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1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-11-23
He'll probably end up with Easter Island face like Scott Shannon.
1 bamrightinthecoota 2017-11-23
The beard's actually a good move after all those years clean shaven, the main problem is this millionaire dresses like he walked into the thrift shop with a fiver.
1 bamrightinthecoota 2017-11-23
The beard's actually a good move after all those years clean shaven, the main problem is this millionaire dresses like he walked into the thrift shop with a fiver.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-23
varg
1 ManbadFerrara 2017-11-23
Vikernes, you mean?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-11-23
It's just like my bumper sticker says "I'd rather be fishin'". The Opester gets me
1 wburn42167 2017-11-23
So is being a dick head that everyone hates.....
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-23
What's the difference between a piano and a tunafish?
Opie is a dumb faggot.
1 Leeham721 2017-11-23
Is he holding a tiny fish close to the camera to make it look bigger?
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-11-23
Probably bought a frozen fish from the market.
1 KenFrezno 2017-11-23
Only a total jackass would present the fish they caught like this. You cannot even begin to estimate the weight of the fish.
Who am I kidding here? Faggot didn't catch anything. Your wife is cheating on you with a black man.
1 Clamdilicus 2017-11-23
Look at that fish's eye. That thing has been dead 3 days.
1 majestik6 2017-11-23
Opie is such a liar, he even lies about catching fish
1 gaytard03 2017-11-23
lol fuckin Opie Letterman.
1 CookieHaid 2017-11-23
"Dead...like an Opie's Eye."
1 kangableezy 2017-11-23
when did he become an old fisherman?
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2017-11-23
The Old Tits and the Sea.
1 AntonioNappa 2017-11-23
Do all of the beach fishing you want, pretend to be this mellow character at peace with himself, the earth and his present circumstances, but everyone knows the truth-you are unemployable, friendless, (with the exceptional of one delusional immigrant) and there's no turning it around, you've burnt every bridge. Why not swim out as far as you can until you're too tired to swim back?
1 1475315963 2017-11-23
this would be really sad if it wasn't happening to the titster
1 SirWallaceII 2017-11-23
Tss tss is that Trey Anastasio
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-11-23
TSS yeah wat is he fawkin Phhishin or sumthin! FAWK jus riffin wit ya babe
1 InHell1979 2017-11-23
To begin with, on a holiday like this: Yes the broads may cook, BUT the men and the female non-cookers who aren't in the kitchen are usually drinking in the living room, watching the game, chatting and catching up, etc. They're essentially setting the tone for the evening with all the other guests, since the wife is busy with the fixings (or whomever out of the marriage that is the better cook) to do that. In most families, the husband is outside in the garage getting the spare chairs and tables for the extra guests, while going out to pick up desserts for later, alcohol, ice, soft drinks, etc. The last thing the husband would do (because his wife would kill him if he did this) is fish and goof off. But it's clear in this scenario that either: They had Thanksgiving catered or there IS NO Thanksgiving, at least for the Opester.
I don't think Lynsi has the best taste in men to begin with, considering the bums she's associated herself with, but even she cant keep this up with this delusional retard. Something else is going on here.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-11-23
I'd guess Lynsi spent Thanksgiving with her family while Opie walked the beach aimlessly for hours talking to himself. He looks 108 years old in this picture.
1 darcebaug 2017-11-23
Is it a victory if Opie ends up living as a homeless deckhand on fishing boats for the rest of his life?
1 moleguy9k 2017-11-23
He's learned how to steer a few ships, brotherman.
1 mcb84 2017-11-23
Whats he doing at the beach house and tweeting so late when his boss is forcing him to come in tomorrow?
1 Cjc3478 2017-11-23
Pretty sure he bought this fish at some type of market along with his fruity flavored beers he drinks.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2017-11-23
Current Mood: milking happily
1 LangisKhan 2017-11-23
Any other person, this would be a nice good natured fun picture
1 CuckistaniSacrifices 2017-11-23
Getting back together with Bam probably, while Opie's Tippy Tom descent continues.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-11-23
sniff
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-11-23
Probably bought a frozen fish from the market.
1 AgentTimex 2017-11-23
Ha ha! Dopes!
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-11-23
As the only Samaritan on this sub to have analysed the "pop up" meeting between the Opster and Chrissy meeting at "The Penis", I noted:
23- Opie: Dude, how pathetic is our lives? Chris: Your life is good. Opie: How is my life good? Chris: I know. Author's note: This is the first honest exchange of today's charade. We are at 8:27.
The way that Chris said "I know" to Opie could have only meant that the wife kicked him out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7dny7s/desperate_and_painfully_unfunny_new_opie_popup/
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-11-23
Sexy. And the blond ain't bad neither! Nyehehe
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2017-11-23
She probably when home to her parents with the kids and Opie is too embarrassed to join them if he even got a reluctant invite.
He is an unemployed 60-year-old man who is the same age as his wife's father. Im sure that isnt awkward at all...
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-23
He helped her because she's a cutey. I like how her insecure husband has his arm on his shoulder reminding him he is there. Nothing says alpha like menacing a bum. Another thing, they spend all this time fundraising and visiting him on the side of the highway but never once was he brought home, cleaned up and fed. They want to feel good about themselves but not have to risk contaminating their home.