Turkey chilli? Nigger is you crazy? That shit is packed with protein, salt, organic molecules, water, and baryonic matter, none of which Jimmy will allow himself to eat, because he wants to live a long and healthy life. Now if you’ll excuse him, he’d like to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV+ man.
Not the worst thing that can happen in this shithole.
You could unintentionally kill your child, or publically deny the transsexual love of your life. Or go on a fake court tv show and thrice deny being a paedophile. Or be Opie. Or Sherrod. Etc.
Negative. Alena ate lutefisk lately, which has salt, which as we all know is a stimulant and will prevent you from sleeping (I'm not making that up, Jimmy actually believes salt is a stimulant.)
I'm afraid Jimmy's only choice is to starve to death. You know, in order to remain healthy.
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1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-23
Turkey chilli? Nigger is you crazy? That shit is packed with protein, salt, organic molecules, water, and baryonic matter, none of which Jimmy will allow himself to eat, because he wants to live a long and healthy life. Now if you’ll excuse him, he’d like to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV+ man.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-23
Chicken broth with a side of Prep on this special day!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-11-23
There's only one type of stuffing on the menu for Jimmy today
1 McGowan9 2017-11-23
Cock, right? Guy who has to explain the joke.
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-11-23
Guy who gets downvoted
1 McGowan9 2017-11-23
Not the worst thing that can happen in this shithole.
You could unintentionally kill your child, or publically deny the transsexual love of your life. Or go on a fake court tv show and thrice deny being a paedophile. Or be Opie. Or Sherrod. Etc.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-11-23
Or be British. Faggot.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-23
Okay. Lukewarm turkey broth sipped out of a Norwegians asshole.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-23
Negative. Alena ate lutefisk lately, which has salt, which as we all know is a stimulant and will prevent you from sleeping (I'm not making that up, Jimmy actually believes salt is a stimulant.)
I'm afraid Jimmy's only choice is to starve to death. You know, in order to remain healthy.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-23
How can he complain about salt when he drinks cum?
1 dougfunny86 2017-11-23
Yes
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-11-23
he said he was gonna try to see the 'rents this thanksgiving.
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1 Thizzordie010 2017-11-23
Yes, he’s performing in SF tomorrow. I’ll be there
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-11-23
i thought he goes to bobby or sams house
1 jewpotatos 2017-11-23
He's feasting with Delores.