Before so i can add my special sauce to the turkey

Only if her underwear is in there.

We have tradition of saying grace to include Charles Manson in it so this one will be special

Yeah, but it's during instead of after and the dining room instead of the bathroom.

no, but i have one with my cousin where we get shitfaced and start flirtin. Shes got great tits, i might make a move this year

You wanna suck 'em?

Put up a picture of them after you do the deed.

Get her alone and gently put your lips to her ear and whisper " i wanna tango with those pups"

Pull a Louis CK and do it during dinner.

After I finish, I wipe my hands with those little “show towels” no one is supposed to touch.

I fucking hate those. Women are unbearably stupid.

Bathroom= mouth face and asshole