From what I've seen growing up in Hawaii, It's either:
1. Food. If a drug could reproduce the pure joy of a Samoan preparing and eating barbecued meats, science could permanently wipe out depression.
2. Confidence resulting from each being born with the strength of 3+ white devils and an inherent comfort with physical violence. (Note: school gets weird when the special ed kids are also the bullies.)
3. Being closer in proximity to the realities of poverty promotes gratitude.
4. Knowledge of their secret monopoly over the bouncer Industry.
5. They've developed a performed happiness which truly disarms nervous white people.
They are mongoloid retard faggots who don't possess the mental acuity to rise above their savage, cave-dwelling roots. All they know is base activities: fight, fuck, eat, shit.
They can't be respected because they fear things like the sun, volcanoes, education, and basic hygiene.
Just think of them as fat Island niggers
18 comments
1 Dennyislife 2017-11-23
Eating the human heart raw and still beating cures depression.
1 sonofhunta 2017-11-23
Cause they can beat everyone they meet in a fight.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-23
Not diabetes. That's for fucking sure.
1 knitro 2017-11-23
The constantly eat and live in paradise.
1 Chippah69 2017-11-23
Yeah I think you nailed it
1 LynsifucksBam 2017-11-23
They’re idiots, they don’t know any better.
1 RooRooRahRah 2017-11-23
From what I've seen growing up in Hawaii, It's either: 1. Food. If a drug could reproduce the pure joy of a Samoan preparing and eating barbecued meats, science could permanently wipe out depression. 2. Confidence resulting from each being born with the strength of 3+ white devils and an inherent comfort with physical violence. (Note: school gets weird when the special ed kids are also the bullies.) 3. Being closer in proximity to the realities of poverty promotes gratitude. 4. Knowledge of their secret monopoly over the bouncer Industry. 5. They've developed a performed happiness which truly disarms nervous white people.
1 1073WAAF 2017-11-23
Big dick and small brain. They are just volcano niggers.
1 FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-11-23
They are mongoloid retard faggots who don't possess the mental acuity to rise above their savage, cave-dwelling roots. All they know is base activities: fight, fuck, eat, shit. They can't be respected because they fear things like the sun, volcanoes, education, and basic hygiene. Just think of them as fat Island niggers
1 ClownFartExpress 2017-11-23
This has been Observations from the 19th century. Tune in next week as we examine why Irish papists are unfit for the civil service.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-23
Italians: are they niggers? The answer may surprise you.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-11-23
cool as a cucumber: https://i.redd.it/w7xr53ug63rz.png
1 barrruuuch 2017-11-23
They don't have anything to worry about-jobs, taking care of their children, etc
1 McGowan9 2017-11-23
I knew a Samoan guy who was 6'5 250lbs when he was 17. He used to routinely eat 2 whole roast chickens for dinner. They're fucking beasts.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-23
Same, except I'm a foot shorter and a decade older.
1 Pogo--The-Clown 2017-11-23
Its their religion if they are not happy all the time one of their jungle bunny gods will bring a typhoon
1 Phkna1 2017-11-23
Because they are fucking stupid.
1 Billyassman 2017-11-23
You would be happy to,if your knuckles touched the ground standing up.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-23
Not diabetes. That's for fucking sure.