How is everybody's Thanksgiving Eve going?

5  2017-11-23 by DoubleGunsSockCucka

I'm getting hammered of Triple IPA's and watching The Great Wall

11 comments

1  TyCobbFuckParty 2017-11-23

shitty. i jerked off 3 times already and my dick is chafing way too early.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-23

Fuck the gravy boat. It's the only way to be sure.

1  Slothjew 2017-11-23

Don’t let that stop you.

1  LynsifucksBam 2017-11-23

I’m too drunk to stand.

1  hard_to_explain 2017-11-23

Trying not to jerk off, so I can consume food like a god damned animal. It's important to keep your manly essence intact before gorging.

1  Slothjew 2017-11-23

Why does jerking off determine how much food you can eat?

1  burlapsack69 2017-11-23

Got in fight. Got ride home from police. Bad.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-23

It was nice of Gordon, Andy, and Stewart to give you a ride home. tss

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-11-23

Lonely, drunk, and desperately fighting the urge of ending it all.

1  FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-11-23

Thanksgiving is no day to fight. Just do it

1  AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-23

Atleast you would be giving thexrest of us something to be thankful for.