He’s a mullignan, OP. That’s what their kind do.

What does bobos dog have to do with this?

because Jess doesnt like risks, and Sam isnt a risk

And he still can’t change a fucking tire. He should have to walk to work in those stupid Jordans until he learns this basic car maintenance.

And he refused to buy her a TV for over $100. And he left his days old son to go to a wrestling show. And he made her take him to Burger King to celebrate his promotion. Jess is enabling and the only explanation is her being equally as awful.

Jess is enabling and the only explanation is her being equally as awful.

actually I see it as an elaborate joke to keep him as childlike as he can be until the kid is in its teens and she leaves him. The amount of maturity it would take to then continue on with life would be too much for him, and suicide would follow.

And she will. His story points to it. Man the fuck up.

This almost sounds like Sam sarcastically bragging about it all. Ha!

On a jeep wrangler.

theres must be something wrong with her

She was banking on the payday that the Zoo or Freak show would give for the little mongoloid when it was born

This dope loves sneakers but hates watching sports. He talks about Jordan’s but never saw him play.

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Yeah but he pouted at a Yankee game because his dad wouldn't buy him a graffiti hat. Str8 thug

He interned for a radio show that was quickly rising in popularity, ate shit and brown-nosed behind the scenes for a decade to steadily rise in the ranks behind the scenes, and got himself in front of a microphone as often as possible for air time, including riding the coattails of the popular show by hosting an after-show.

Out of nowhere, the show disintegrated due to the on-air WOP's Twitter meltdown that led to his firing, leaving a position vacuum in the show. After that, the reconfiguration of Tits & The Worm was a disaster, which led to Sam--being the only behind-the-scenes figure that played company man with the most mic experience associated with the show--receiving a field promotion to 2nd mic to the only viable element of the once-popular show under contract to take over the hole/"steering the ship" part. So here we are today.

TL;DR: Sam's a brown-nosing radio cunt that sucked the right ass and hung around long enough to gain on the inevitable demise of a once-popular radio show. He's like a cheese sandwich: it's not your first choice, but if it's the only option, you only hope there's a dash of mustard (Jimmy) to spice it up.

The sneakers are $190 and they’re being sold in the secondary market for $1500. He doesn’t pay $1500.

Yep. Op is a retard.

how gay is to buy fake version of sneakers that you really want but cant afford.

just buy some other good sneakers that you can afford.

Think of all the black chicks who have 10 kids by different men who ARE that obsessed with sneakers

He wouldn't spend money to give his woman a big giant TV to watch her stupid reality shows about wedding dresses, but he turns around and buys versions 1, 2, and 3 of the Fandango action figure sets to put them on the wall. Plastic toys made to look like wrestlers.

I hope we start an intense harassment campaign against Sam. What's the hold up?

let's find info about his parents and grant them the courtesy of knowing how famous his son is and what 'the people' think of him. If anyone knows any info about his parents post that shit.

The sneaker collecting thing is extremely gay and effeminate. Only women and faggots talk about their shoe collection.

Why did you assume he was the one that impregnated her? Let 'em in Sammy lets wrestlers and comedians enter his wife.

Of course be does. The Bubba/Hogan mess was a huge inspiration to him. But with Jess all he could manage to get was the Honky Tonk Man

"Hoodrat Hipster" is a thing now. Think Redbar's gay obsession with Yeezys, or whatever the fuck Kanye West's shows are called. It's rampant amongst hipsters in my city (Houston). Yes, it's fucking nauseating.

I don't often join in on the Sam hate but what a cunt. Don't forget about the "hundreds of dollars" velvet portraits of wrestlers. This is the horseshit he's spending his probably 500%+ increase in salary on.

His home studio looks alright though I'll give him that. As long as you don't look too close and realize he's centerpiece-ing dolls in boxes.

Sam is the new Opie, if not worse.

Try to be honest. How in the fuck can you possibly qualify that.

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Sam blows Devils Breat into Jess's nostrils every morning.

Sam has to be an unbelievably bad fuck. He also had no other redeeming qualities. I'm not sure what that girl is thinking.

Girl. Thinking.

Not in the same sentence.

Sam think he a sneaker head or some shit? Either way, complete fag.

Some women don't care for sex