So this happened...

0  2017-11-22 by SirWallaceII

I let dropped heat just now (thanks squatty potty) I took a deuce so fortified in vitamins and minerals and perfectly stout in form it was the size of a babies forearm. It literally sat in the bowl like Poseidon. when I flushed it just fucking stayed there and all the water just flushed around it. I literally had to knock it loose with the plunger and flush again and it was like watching a great beast take domicile in his den.

11 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-11-22

And you didn't take a picture of that??

1  SirWallaceII 2017-11-22

eh I asked myself does anyone really want to see a photo of that other than me. I should have

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-11-22

I do. Opie does too.

1  Stud_beaner_69 2017-11-22

Of course I want to see that. It sounds like the 7th wonder was created from your anus

1  Yaseetheo 2017-11-22

His friend in the closet fell on the camera.

1  aprosbro 2017-11-22

You said literally twice.

1  SirWallaceII 2017-11-22

I am like so out of it from giving birth to the loch ness monster man, sorry.

1  flip0pilf 2017-11-22

dropped heat? fawwwkkk you should put that on a t-shirt

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-11-22

you're constipated, bro. drink more water and eat more fiber.

1  SirWallaceII 2017-11-22

this was a one-off just ate a lot the day before. this was shocking to me felt good, do . sniffs

1  cheddarrooster 2017-11-22

Sounds like someone is coming off of opiates. Try kratum...i hear it helps returning to normal.