He could probably get like 85% there with plastic surgery. It's not just the chin that's different, it's also the cheeks/eyes -- and eyes are a friggin landmine for men when it comes to plastic surgery. They almost never come out right.
I'd say if he just got his chin done and a slight lift around his upper cheekbones he might get close enough. Then some tanning and a short beard. Definitely a risk that he'd come out looking even more like a goblin though.
The one on the left looks like the Don of a well established cp trading ring with links back to the old country, hundreds of years ago. Stuffed like a christmas goose with all the greed and savagery from his cut-throat businesses tactics
He could probably get like 85% there with plastic surgery. It's not just the chin that's different, it's also the cheeks/eyes -- and eyes are a friggin landmine for men when it comes to plastic surgery. They almost never come out right.
I'd say if he just got his chin done and a slight lift around his upper cheekbones he might get close enough. Then some tanning and a short beard. Definitely a risk that he'd come out looking even more like a goblin though.
46 comments
1 cottonsweatpants 2017-11-22
Hell yeah brother!
1 Senators86 2017-11-22
Leave it alone maaaaan
1 thoughts_n_prayers 2017-11-22
Jabba the FFFFFFFFtt
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-22
this shits not that funny
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-11-22
I find it quite amusing.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-11-22
YEAH YOU ARE
1 I_Think_I_Cant 2017-11-22
Beats a post about net neutrality.
1 dougfunny86 2017-11-22
yeah it is you stupid faggot
1 peckaface 2017-11-22
I respectfully disagree sir.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-22
chip stuff isnt funny either
1 peckaface 2017-11-22
was dat?
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-11-22
I like how he edits his post. This motherfucker right here.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-11-22
You guys think Jimmy has made Alena humiliate him during intercourse by talking about how she'd rather be fucking Handsome Jim?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-22
Amongst other people
1 humanmeat 2017-11-22
he was too busy being humiliated getting rammed so hard his left eye cartoonishly popped out its socket
1 SGFTI 2017-11-22
He can't make Alena do anything, he's a much larger and stronger man. He can only pay him to do things.
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-22
Imostors are the best.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-11-22
looks like he changed his ethnicity too.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-22
'fruit salad'... Rogan's nickname at the gym.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hx_oQwrOzs
1 HookerMouth82 2017-11-22
Looks like everyone has been listening to that 2013 Thanksgiving episode recently.
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2017-11-22
Is that where the Lost/Fruit Salad comes from? I dont even listen that often and I know I just heard Jim talk about that.
1 HookerMouth82 2017-11-22
I know he mentioned it during that show because I was listening to it this morning.
1 Belchides 2017-11-22
How feasible is it for Jimmy to look like Handsome Jim Norton?
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-11-22
Impossible without chin surgery, tanning and having eyebrows.
1 Belchides 2017-11-22
He can afford it. He got a 60k bonus last year.
1 Cumia_Box 2017-11-22
2 years now
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-11-22
He could probably get like 85% there with plastic surgery. It's not just the chin that's different, it's also the cheeks/eyes -- and eyes are a friggin landmine for men when it comes to plastic surgery. They almost never come out right.
I'd say if he just got his chin done and a slight lift around his upper cheekbones he might get close enough. Then some tanning and a short beard. Definitely a risk that he'd come out looking even more like a goblin though.
1 Belchides 2017-11-22
What he needs to do is change his profile. His ears stick out too outright while his nose over compensates for his lack of chin.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BknDL_SIEAAgxLm.jpg
1 MayShoe 2017-11-22
Yep. A tan, chin job and eyebrows would do a world of good. An eye lift would be great. But most likely he’s fucked. For good.
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-11-22
He's also short and no amount of surgery can change that.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-22
Yeah but as soon as blinky shows up its all over.
1 crimsonroute 2017-11-22
Handsome Jim's ex told me a paper bag was cheaper.
1 dmix 2017-11-22
I was okay with fat Jimmy.
1 Belchides 2017-11-22
chubby chaser
1 piggyboi 2017-11-22
The guy on the left looks like the guy on the right's sugar baby.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-11-22
Haha how did jim gain 40 lbs of body fat eating fruit and cottage cheese
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-22
Extremely low metabolism combined with a glandular/thyroid problem. Luckily the AIDS corrected all of it.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-22
Aids is great at getting rid of those last stubborn pounds that just wont come off with traditional diets.
1 phlammo 2017-11-22
Mostly eating that canned soup.
1 JoeyTheZa 2017-11-22
This sub is funnier than any show or podcast out there.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-22
You motherfuckers always find a way to surprise me.
1 oceanic231 2017-11-22
That really is a fuckin handsome Jim Norton lol
1 Abarf 2017-11-22
He has been working out and eating bet'ter.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-11-22
The one on the left looks like the Don of a well established cp trading ring with links back to the old country, hundreds of years ago. Stuffed like a christmas goose with all the greed and savagery from his cut-throat businesses tactics
1 Djs3634 2017-11-22
Man it’s amazing what a strong chin will do.
1 tar_baby33 2017-11-22
This is hilarious.
1 peckaface 2017-11-22
was dat?
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-11-22
Impossible without chin surgery, tanning and having eyebrows.
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-11-22
He could probably get like 85% there with plastic surgery. It's not just the chin that's different, it's also the cheeks/eyes -- and eyes are a friggin landmine for men when it comes to plastic surgery. They almost never come out right.
I'd say if he just got his chin done and a slight lift around his upper cheekbones he might get close enough. Then some tanning and a short beard. Definitely a risk that he'd come out looking even more like a goblin though.
1 dmix 2017-11-22
I was okay with fat Jimmy.