I will be giving free handjobs in the Penn Station lower level bathroom next to the zAunt Annie's pretzel booth. Mention this and get a complimentary taint massage.

i'm making myself sexually available to all the old burdens at the retirement home i work at when their families don't show again.

I'm gonna go into the city and either get $150 worth of shitty dollar store toques and gloves or buy a bunch of bags of terrible indian cigarettes and hand them out to homeless people. I haven't decided yet. I've done the cigarette thing before and a few of them actually bitched that they were shit smokes (in fairness, they really are but get a fucking job) so I'll probably do the winter-wear thing this time.

I'll be asking bams_seed to show her tits or stop posting

Picture an indian boy with 2 brown pepperoni slices for pasties & you pretty much got it.

I'm giving back Manhattan to Stuttering Johns papoose. .

Dibs on the dark meat!