How Jim imagines his relationship with Alena

0  2017-11-22 by TinKnockinMoroccan

13 comments

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

I know he's too gay to like decent music but he can only think in snippets of pop culture.

1  Randal_X 2017-11-22

You're so Introspective. And always on my mind. Thanks for the middle-of-the-night nostalgia to punctuate my thoughts of where it all went wrong. 😚

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

There is always time to buy a gun and solve the mistake that god made.

1  Randal_X 2017-11-22

Bit short rn. PayPal me the funds and I'll almost certainly bequeath you.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

I'm sure you can google the nearest body of water.

1  Randal_X 2017-11-22

If I wasn't such a strong swimmer, your solution could engulf my ennui.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

Embrace a challenge. I bet you can't tred water with a cinder block tied to your waist.

1  Randal_X 2017-11-22

Are you inferring i have the upper body strength of AJ Soprano?!

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

Is that a compliment?

1  Randal_X 2017-11-22

Not so much, seeing as it took a Joe Materese-esque defiance to save him.

1  3stepsbackward 2017-11-22

How I imagine Jim's relationship with Alena: two cocksucking faggots rolling around on the floor, trying to out-suck the other one, all covered in cum.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

That implies true love.

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-11-22

Here's how I imagine Jim's relationship with Alena:

Jim's a pay pig and every second they spend together is a business transaction.

One's job is to scam suckers like him out of their money and the other is to pretend he isn't what we all know he is.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-22

I'm sure you can google the nearest body of water.