That's actually his wife, but I'm fine with this rumor catching on.

Wives can be rape victims too, y’know.

Are you sure she's not married to Jordan Peele?

Yeah, Chelsea Peretti is younger. Also, holy shit wasn't she the somewhat-normal woman Jim dated for a while?

ignoring everything else i hate about him, i would still hate him just because of that stupid "wacky" face he makes in every picture

His right ear is deformed.