He had to leave his shirt open to remind the judge that he was in the military. And to probably trick the judge into thinking he actually served in combat. And to get some sympathy.
His scumbag clothing wouldn't have looked as bad if he'd thrown a pair of boots on. The fact that he chose to go on national television wearing that and senior citizen tennis shoes illustrates what a clueless piece of shit he actually is. He thought he looked sharp.
"It's called style,your honor". I would call the cumias white trash,but they ain't white...
The best part was when he tried the explain the difference between a cover band and a tribute band-the judge was just like "whatever,you sound like a bum".
"It's half acting, half musicianship" is one of the cringiest quotes in all of O&A related history to me. I really hope he gets half aids half cancership.
I still love the judge for refusing to believe that "internet trolls" are ruining his life. He sounded like Jessi Slaughter and looked like her dad. I'm surprised he didn't call the fucking cyber police yet.
35 comments
1 fingerofgawd 2017-11-21
This image was brought to you courtesy of a hosting website by the name of imageerr
1 Joe_Cumia 2017-11-21
Where photos are manipulated, OFTEN
1 Yaseetheo 2017-11-21
But are they live links?
1 sherockradio 2017-11-21
In the pedophile's defense, it is supposed to be pronounced imager
1 kingship75 2017-11-21
Joseph Cumia is NOT a pedophile.
1 sherockradio 2017-11-21
Easy mistake
1 Yaseetheo 2017-11-21
He also claimed "I got the girl" regarding that monstrosity next to him.
1 opieisterrible 2017-11-21
I'd throw that skeletor faced bitch a fuck.
1 Joemomma101 2017-11-21
He had to leave his shirt open to remind the judge that he was in the military. And to probably trick the judge into thinking he actually served in combat. And to get some sympathy.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-21
Those kitchens could be their own warzone, sir.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-11-21
It's where he learned his powerful frying pan smack that later got him arrested for domestic violence.
1 MyMyMyMyTrainsona 2017-11-21
This is my skillet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
1 SomeLeakage 2017-11-21
Joe Cumia is not a pedophile.
1 Ironhawk05 2017-11-21
I'm pretty sure this image was manipulated, easily, and likely taken out of context.
1 AllThePeople17 2017-11-21
he could win a scorch lookalike competition with ease
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-21
Shoes really tied the outfit together
1 McGowan9 2017-11-21
His scumbag clothing wouldn't have looked as bad if he'd thrown a pair of boots on. The fact that he chose to go on national television wearing that and senior citizen tennis shoes illustrates what a clueless piece of shit he actually is. He thought he looked sharp.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-11-21
You know that wasn’t really court, right?
1 AlchemyWizard 2017-11-21
But is he a pedophile?
1 TungstenShit 2017-11-21
He's not a pedophile.
1 McGowan9 2017-11-21
Repeat twice more without being asked.
1 turdthief2 2017-11-21
AIRBORNE
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-11-21
Did Joe bring his grandmother to court with him?
1 Sthenine 2017-11-21
"It's called style,your honor". I would call the cumias white trash,but they ain't white... The best part was when he tried the explain the difference between a cover band and a tribute band-the judge was just like "whatever,you sound like a bum".
1 age_of_cage 2017-11-21
"It's half acting, half musicianship" is one of the cringiest quotes in all of O&A related history to me. I really hope he gets half aids half cancership.
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-11-21
His bitch looks old.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-11-21
Jesus christ, get a shirt with a collar you savage
1 RBuddCumia 2017-11-21
Racists can enter contracts.
1 OutlawMemer 2017-11-21
But can pedophiles?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-21
Judge: Racists can enter contracts too
Dummy: Thank you
1 Jaeromaru 2017-11-21
Not shown: Those giant white old-man muffin shoes he's wearing.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-11-21
I still love the judge for refusing to believe that "internet trolls" are ruining his life. He sounded like Jessi Slaughter and looked like her dad. I'm surprised he didn't call the fucking cyber police yet.
1 OutlawMemer 2017-11-21
I loved the "that sounds far-fetched" when stupid told her he's being harassed because his brother is famous. Fucking coat-tail-riding embarrassment.
1 TheMaestro2 2017-11-21
Remember when Joe called in and bragged to the polygraph guy that he had beaten a lie detector by using his mind to outsmart the machine
1 enzo_trash 2017-11-21
Dude has acess to "tailor made" money