just let opie have his fun. what else does he have?

He can eat bam's (((cum))) out of lynz's puss

Bams Jewish cum?

Crypto Jew cum

His cum converted for showbiz

Well that does sound fun

The sub could find out who the Zodiac killer was if Opie was involved.

Or Jim. They used very little info given by Jim about his "girl" friend (age, height, location) and then assumed it was a tranny and found "her" within days.

killer was ... Opie

I'm convinced Opie is the Long Island Serial Killer. He dumps them on the beach then uses his shitty beach videos as alibis.

Isn't it Patton Oswalt's father? Isnt that why he killed his wife?

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Different serial killer. Mr Oswalt worked out west I believe.

lol what? Someone catch me up. People actually think Patton's dad was Golden State Killer? That's great

Yet this sub is too dumb to realize how shitty Anthony and jimmy are as well.

oh no

did opie hire some shlub to be in his godawful pop up shit?

goddamnit

I doubt it because the waiter acted like he didn’t really remember him. Opie would have paid someone to pretend they’re ecstatic and overjoyed to meet him.

he can't afford that good an actor

I'd like to think that the actor asked if he should recognize him during the performance, and even tits had to admit it would be too unbelievable

All great points.

i feel like opie doesn't even want to be howard anymore

he wants to be scorch

Hey aren't you on the radio?

No, I'm just sitting right here

That's the best linger longer I've read in a while

No no no.....i said I do what I do for you guys.

I haven't watched the Opie clip so I don't know how big is "part" is in it. But couldn't he be an actor who is also a waiter? That's pretty common.

Not in New York. LA yes a bunch of them do menial jobs while trying to get their scripts read or waiting to be Weinstein's bathroom.

That's pretty common.

In LA. It might not be unheard of in NY but the only place it's pretty common is LA.

I have to respectfully disagree, from my own anecdotal experience. In many neighborhoods in Manhattan it is very common to find waiters and bartenders who are also actors. Besides a number of film and tv productions, there is still a huge theater scene. In Hell's Kitchen it's possible that the majority of waitstaff are aspiring or struggling actors.

Ok how the fuck did you figure this out

Looking through that youtube account just makes me feel old as shit, and mine has more views than theirs does.

How does some shitty commercial have 300k views when the whole channel only has 1.7M views and the commercial is unlisted? And who the hell tweeted it to opie? The internet is more frightening than Isis.

Opie' videos are so sad. Hey. Your username sticks out to me. Northeast Philly born and raised here.

I grew up near the Home Depot chimney in lawncrest but the neighborhood had too many N people so I had to leave

I hear ya. Lawndale born and raised.

Pretty sure Ron mentioned it in the pop up, as an aside; being an actor, and something about seeing/taking a call from his agent. I was wasted when watching though, so don't hold me to that too closely.

I gotta' ask... Is your username a shout out to the old USWA?

Nah, it's an old inside joke at my own expense. Was unaware of a wrasslin connection, but I'm now gonna look that up :)

Look up "USWA Randy X."

"Managed 'Macho Warrior' Ric Hogan" gave me a sensible chuckle. Was also pleased to learn he's excited about traveling to his niece Cyndi's house in Cabot, Arkansas to celebrate Thanksgiving today. Easy two hour trip each way.

Remember the fat girl from his Opie's Eye shit? She's a comedian. So yes. I believe this guy is too.

But she was extremely obvious.

Opie is so beyond humiliating. I don't even understand this...

But you were okay with opie and anthony lol

Huh? You're comparing this fucking shit to the O&A show?

Yes. Opie and Anthony was pretty fucking gay. Whip’m out Wednesday, am I right, gang? Faggots all around. Opie is just the patsy.

Why and how the fuck did you get here then? You're somehow worse than the usual cunt on here, get HIV somewhere thanks.

No thanks, I’ll just keep calling all of you faggots. You like Anthony Cumia hahahahahah what a fucking queer

actually aN actor

HA-HA-HAA HO-LEE-SHIT

Lol. What a bumbling ass. Is he still telling people, "Hey lets make a Viral video!"

Sal's a Marketer...and an unsuccessful actor available for $20

ProTip: Everything about Opie's attempts at viral videos is fake.

He hires actors, stages bits, etc. etc. Probably has writers and a production staff too.

And, hilariously, is fired for taking a video of someone.

Don't kid yourself. He was fired for the same reason as Ant- they wanted to cut budget.

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That was for sure their out for saving money by cutting his poorly rated show, but the video still fucked his contract up.

Just like Ant's twitter rant, that was just the excuse. If it wasn't that it would have been something else.

Oh my God, I thought the whole Tesla thing was the most pathetic he could get. Somehow it keeps going further and further.

I can't tell if its the same guy or not. But the guy in the pop-up does seem to be a little too snappy for that not to be staged. I can't believe I watched that fucking pop-up and this commercial.

You really can't tell if that's the same guy? He's identical. Everything from looks to facial movemnts (smirk, raised eyebrow) is fucking identical.

Opie is using material that is actually lower than Prepburger, wow.

I'm not defending Opie, but it is possible the actor is also a waiter. Bennington said one of the kids from the first scenes of Goodfellas was a waiter at a restaurant in New York.

True. Lots of commercial and struggling theater actors waiting tables.

Given that Opie has a history of doing pathetic shit like this that'd be a coincidence. Opie's Razor: among competing hypotheses, the one with the assumption that Opie is a faggot should be selected.

Pretty much all struggling actors/models are waiters

Opie is gay

I don't watch Opie's garbage vlogs so I'll take your word for it Denny

Weaponized autism.

Where is the the popup clip with this guy in it?

He's in and out through the whole thing. It's up on Tits' youtube channel.

Pretty sure someone uploaded an edit with just this guy. I bscly just want to see if its him for myself. If it is, hohoholy shit hes pathetic

100% the same dude. If there's an edit, watch that. The full 45 was excruciating.

Thats why i was asking for the edit. You couldnt pay me to watch something tits has made, especially not 45 minutes

I just checked the Titty twitter on your behalf and the edit is there, mon frere.

Well arent you just as cute as a button

No, but I appreciate the sentiment.

almost 400,000 views, and 4 likes

Opie numbers

Sam wishes he'll be the proprietor of his own deli after Anthony takes his show back.

What the fuck how did you find that?

I thought all actors were waiters.

I guess Twitter followers aren't the only thing Opie spends his money on

ill roast you for a good tip

It's time to start the o&a subreddit private investigator company already! you maniacs are GOOD!

AUTISM POWER UNITED

He's a waiter. Of course he's an actor.

why why why would you ever watch an opie pop up?

Hang on a second, you're telling me that not only is a millionaire media guy making a stupid Youtube cell phone video and calling it a "show" but he's even paying people to pretend to be normal guys? Or does that waiter just happen to have been in a commercial?

his twitter was full of tweets on the day Ant was in studio with Jim, none of the tweets acknowledging what was happening.

Hard to say, but if the waiter guy is the actor and wasn't staged he wouldn't be able to tell Opie that he is an Actor fast enough when he heard he was in radio.

*an actor

If you're going to call someone out, don't be silly.

*An actor.

He can eat bam's (((cum))) out of lynz's puss

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Different serial killer. Mr Oswalt worked out west I believe.

lol what? Someone catch me up. People actually think Patton's dad was Golden State Killer? That's great

AUTISM POWER UNITED

I hear ya. Lawndale born and raised.