this is pretty funny, didnt know he wasnt passed at the comedy cellar

They ignored his gay avails for months but he said they recently finally said yes.

You can hear Luis in the beginning actually singing and by the end he’s doing jays luis impression

It's soders impression

No it’s not

real real ass dude would make video of him jerking off in front of some rookie comedians.

(I am civilian and I do not know how soldiers and generals call new comics)

Cadets.

Volunteers.

lol nice, he actually went thru and filmed it. This is why he's our favorite minority.

When we start rounding them up, he's definitely getting gassed last.

nah man, he can get a "job" doing agricultural tasks.

What's the context here? A lost bet? A dare?

On the latest YKWD, Luis started joking that he's the new "Louis" in show business because of Louis CK's trouble and that eventually turned into them riffing about Luis remaking Louis' show opening and he actually went and shot it after.

Oh.

No wonder I didn't get it, I never watched Louis' show let alone the opening.

Rattlesnake is a funny cunt though, he's a funny cunt.

Get the papers, get the papers

What an insufferable faggot.

Do people in real life actually go out and buy one slice of pizza or is it a TV thing? When I have a pizza I have a whole one. One slice is for queers and ladies

yes.

One slice of pizza is like having one beer. What is the point.

it's fast. Usually it's a snack, not a meal, and it's cheap.

What is the point.

To avoid becoming Ralphie May.

Its easy to run off every now and then. One slice of pizza is night out food then? I'll stick to a kebab with dubious meat and too much salad

I agree with your point but despise your nationality.

to eat enough to not be hungry. not every meal needs to be a gorge-fest, fatty.

do you live in a city?

No. I am white.

you're probably lying

People with self control really bother me as well.

A lot of places specialize in the cheap super slice that you fold up and nibble on.

Like a nut sack

New Yorkers’ pizza consumption is mostly a single slice when drunk

Actually half slices are for queers. But yea, not everyone is either rich enough to buy a whole pizza at once, or fat enough to eat one by themselves, so a lot of pizza places sell by the slice.

The half slice Great Todd glass bit

The half slice Great Todd glass bit

Shit, that bit is hilarious, where is it from?

Fuck. I don’t think it’s a stand up bit, but he did it on his podcast, which is half bits. I think it was an episode with Bert Kreischer

Who the fuck is so broke they can't pay for a whole pizza?

People who pay NYC rent prices and have mediocre careers.

And NYC pizza prices where a premium slice is $5 (the 99 cent slice places dont count, they are dogshit). 2 slices and your full/broke.

So Gino Bisconte.

People get a slice when they're out doing stuff. Do you want people walking around with a box of pizza taking it in everywhere until they finish it?

If you’re walking around NY you don’t want to carry a pizza around with you... buy what you need.

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Yes. At least, people do in New York.

When I have a pizza I have a whole one.

Just curious if you've ever eaten pizza that wasn't delivered to you.

Also if you own a car. And if not if it's because you can't fit in one.

And also if the closest place to you not named Pizza Hut Dominos or Papa Johns is more than 1000 miles away or fewer.

My great grandmother used to make them by hand and sell them. She was off the boat Italian.

I run every day so I can eat like a erock every now and then

Do ya.

You didn't even imply an answer to any of my questions :(

Oh sorry. I have two homes. One is right in countryside so don't have any options other than country pubs and other the nearest is a proper Italian with real fresh off the boat Italians. They serve pizzas in full.

They serve pizzas in full.

Well there you go. You left out the word only though. Do they try to make it sound like it's a good thing, only offering full pizzas? Is that why you left out the word only? Did their advertising model work on you?

I can walk a half a mile and buy pizza by the slice at about 7 different places. Different walks of life, guess that's all I was getting at.

Its not a snack. Its a meal. Just because you've bastardised it doesn't make it right.

Found the fatty

Just exercise enough or stick to your women's portions.

Snacking is what fatties do

Found the faggot using the popular reddit meme.

ok fatty

It's not the only thing you eat all day.

How do you not understand having a slice of pizza?

How do you not understand its a meal not a snack. Its like having a eighth of a roast dinner. Ridiculous.

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This is the real pizzagate. One slice fag? Whole pie piggy? You be the judge!

Calling them pies is a bigger crime than only eating one slice

Streetza rules. Grab a slice on your walk some where, boom, ya got a snack for like a buck fiddy. It's more of a big city thing, you might just be a ham-and-egger.

It's a New Yawkah thing, capcie?

I love that he actually did it

made me laugh. Was hoping to see JL Cauvin dressed as Louis somewhere in the video.

Wish the cinematography had been a little better but still really funny. Louis CK in his free time should've given some filming tips or loaned a camera crew.

I would totally watch a half-hour show about Luis zipping around NY on his penny board and getting into fights with pedestrians, cabbies, comedy club bookers, his baby mama, podcast co-hosts/guests, sauna employees, etc. GaS Digital is building to the point where they can someday shoot and broadcast their own scripted content, and this would be the ideal flagship show for the network.

GaS Digital is building to the point where they can someday shoot and broadcast their own scripted content

Yes but can they successfully broadcast it to anyone?

They'll put it up free on youtube as an apology.

Luis and his antics are the only things that make LOS. Don't believe me? Try listening to part of the problem or jays sdr show.

The sdr show stinks because ralph thinks its the 80s and they almost exclusively have porn whores on

Truly the meat-and-potatoes of what makes the show hilarious is a simple formula. Luis being a sociopathic narcissist, then the entire panel trashing him using Luis voice.

It's hilarious that jay thinks he would have any success beyond shitty crowd work on the road with Luis and soder.

He should take a leaf out of Chip's business savvy book and demand to own 95% of the company. He's the star.

kick the sandman in his spic

etc.

Poodles, people who rescue Sport, airport coffee shop patrons, TSA agents, cruise ship audio techs...

This makes me happy.

This fucking reddit comment seeps into every fucking place that isn't already infested with this cute millennial tender bullshit. Did it make you happy? Are you glad this is a thing? fuck you.

You should insult his pupper or doggo while saying thanks for the upboats.

This makes me sad.

I AM glad this is a thing. Thanks for asking, buckaroo.

I AM glad this is a thing. Thanks for asking, buckaroo.

Should have had Dave sweeping the floor.

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Ah man I thought he would do a jerk off joke at the end. I'm just glad Louis CK didn't get away with his crimes.

And he wonders why he can't get booked as a comedian...

No it just means you're not funny

No I was saying Luis isn't funny.

you're a commie cumtown fag and you don't belong here

voice of an angel

Luis is RAD.

Real Ass Dude

He's got a bad attitude

This is hilarious.

Also, every time I see him now, all I can hear is Nick Mullen doing his Puerto Rican rattlesnake impression.

the only good skank.

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Did he just pick some cheese of that pizza because he's on some sort of faggy no-carb diet? What a douche.

I don't like that professional comedians used a freaking cell phone instead of a cheap DSLR, but I like it overall. 4 stars.

He's also a Broke Ass Dude.

Just the cheese Luis. Gotta get that protein.

i laughed

I'd like to think the guy working at the pizza place died a little inside when he saw gomez throw out a whole slice

oh man, it would have been even better with Soder doing the impression, and they should have said Luis, instead of Louie.

it's fast. Usually it's a snack, not a meal, and it's cheap.

What is the point.

To avoid becoming Ralphie May.

to eat enough to not be hungry. not every meal needs to be a gorge-fest, fatty.

Do ya.

He's got a bad attitude

When we start rounding them up, he's definitely getting gassed last.

No it just means you're not funny

What's the context here? A lost bet? A dare?

do you live in a city?

You didn't even imply an answer to any of my questions :(