In all seriousness, what kind of faggot do you have to be as a man to get eyelid surgery.

22  2017-11-21 by fingerofgawd

21 comments

1  CuckECheese 2017-11-21

The way you wrote this implies that women are frequently getting eyelid surgeries.

1  BoardroomBimmy 2017-11-21

I just find it absurd that this was the thing he decided to fix. Not his hair. Not his stupid, crooked, yellow teeth. Not his bitch tits. His eyelids.

Joke is on Opie though because it just made him look really strange. He's got some kind of uncanny valley thing going on now. It's almost impressive how much Opie sucks at everything.

1  fawwkyeah 2017-11-21

Sort of like how Ant opted for hair plugs when he should've worried about his horrible argonian skin first

1  BoardroomBimmy 2017-11-21

Or how he took steroids or HGH or whatever it was and all it made him do was get fat.

1  LetsGoToThePhones 2017-11-21

Ant took roids?

1  smallDick-Mailman 2017-11-21

Ant is has been on trt for years. Not roids

1  goarlorde 2017-11-21

All rich old men do

1  LetsGoToThePhones 2017-11-21

HA-HA HOLY SHIT!

1  EddiEnnea 2017-11-21

Fawk yeah. Home run, landstrider!

1  pabbseven 2017-11-21

What the fuck are you talking about

1  fingerofgawd 2017-11-21

Opie had his lids sliced to try and regain his youth. Ended up looking like an alien instead.

1  pabbseven 2017-11-21

pics before and after?

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-11-21

DIIIIIPPPP into that retirement money to stroke your ego DDDIIIIIIIIPPPPP

1  Yaseetheo 2017-11-21

I need proof of this. Not that it makes you a faggot but that Opie did it.

1  smallDick-Mailman 2017-11-21

Gyno surgery should be #1 priority

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-11-21

A chink?

1  Chippah69 2017-11-21

A slant eyed Asian

1  hookercheese 2017-11-21

Slant-eyed Asian here. Can confirm it’s like one of the #1 surgeries in Asia. I’m saving my money for a boob job.

1  holodog 2017-11-21

I just want to look even cuter when I bat my eyes.

1  jsnoots 2017-11-21

My dad had eyelid surgery at about 65 years old. His eyelid drooped enough to block his vision. His eyelid drooped because he was hit in the eye with a brick in 1966.

1  Tempo119 2017-11-21

AHAHAHAHAHA HOLEE SHIT

1  chippersonlyle 2017-11-21

A proud boy? Uhuru

1  GiygasFetus 2017-11-21

I have this small weird cyst on my lower left eyelid and I might have to get the doc to clip it off here soon. Does that count as eyelid surgery?

1  nstricker44 2017-11-21

He's looking more like tippy tom by the day

1  goarlorde 2017-11-21

All rich old men do