What Opie aspires to be

17  2017-11-21 by Tanwhiteman

10 comments

An elderly lesbian Jewess?

With AIDS looks like

A year or two ago he was begrudgingly reading his mean tweets and someone did tell him he looked like "a scarecrow with aids".

Jill Spector

Rosie has list a lot of weight

Judy Gold looks rough, even for her

You know, honestly, Opie still looks worse. Opie aspires to be Howard because Howard has massive success, is worth ten figures, and is able to dictate his own career options. I'm also willing to bet that Howard and Beth will actually stay together after Howard retires. Despite being an ugly pelican looking motherfucker, he and Beth actually do things together.

Opie has no job, no job prospects, and married some blonde to copy Howard Stern. He has done everything to copy Stern. He's a true piece of shit.

A pelican?

Ric Ocasek? Didn't know the Opester went deep with the fawkin Carsssss

A dying kike?