Denny fucking rules

209  2017-11-20 by Dennyislife

45 comments

This belongs on the sidebar.

Woke Denny

Denny is an older handsome Jim Norton.

Take that back. Denny is not a worm. Denny is a man, Norton is not.

Denny bangs his wife and produced children.

Jimmy bangs a dude and produces family shame.

On the upside, it is probably for the best that the Norton genetic line dies out.

I can't even imagine Jim looking after a baby

Good thing he likes boys.

He’s not that much older than Jim.

He really is a god amongst men.

Send this to Opie so he can quote tweet it with “Huh?”

I like to imagine him saying that as he is choking back tears.

ME: Fawwwwk Dennis Falcone. I brought him into the fawwwkin studio countless times to promote his shitty wedding DJ gigs and this is how he repays me. He's fawwwkin dead to me!

FFFFFFFFFFFFAWWWK!!! (spittle drips off of mic)

A GOD AMONG MEN

fucking awesome that a celebrity like denny is an opie radio show shirt collector like me!

Big Dick Denny has a penis that would make Shaquille O’Neal jealous.

the way this guy could threaten Gregg's sense of personal saftey just by being in the same room

I love that elven looking bastard.

Denny definitely gets blown before the Jacuzzi

Denny can get blown on his walk to the jacuzzi his Italian hog is so massive

Everyone is so happy that Opie is down in the dumps.

He buried that fat tittied mug.

Rumor has it denny has been plugging opies retarded daughter for months

what’s attracting these old emaciated men to radio? lift a weight for god sakes

Most of Denny's weight is in his hefty cock

"LET'S GET THOSE CUNTS OFF THE CHAIRS!"

Denny the Destroyer

Leave it alone.

I love how casually he stirs shit. He's never aggressive, he never gets worked up. Just throws out a couple Tyson jabs with the relaxed calm of a man keeping his audience chill before he plays "Kokomo".

He is what Sam Roberts wants to be. Sam is too on the nose with his shit stirring. Denny is perfect at it

He had a great joke that I don't think was picked up over the chatter. While Manson music was playing Denny says "what a party killer" 😂😂😂

He really is the only decent one in the whole bunch.

Is Travis having a heart attack in the background?

"Oh No!"

I never realized how much Danny fucking hated opie until when he came into the studio the first time Anthony was allowed back in the building.

I can't remember what was quite said, I think Jim mentioned about a narcissistic asshole working in the building as part of another joke, and then Denny chimed in and said "No he doesnt"

When I saw the version the show put online a day later, I would've assumed that Denny would be smiling or laughing silently when he dropped that on air. But no, he was about as serious as he could get when everyone else was laughing. He legitimately hates Opie.

No Denny is actually just funny and has some good sniping lines. He's goofing about with it all.

Opie did nothing but shit on Denny from the start- his entire premise for bringing him into the studio was to shit on him for having the nerve to make office small talk.

Denny is what Opie would have been if he had never met Ant- a lifelong board op. And both of them knew it.

I don't think that DENNY likes OPIE, but he does not DESPISE OPIE in the way OPIE hated him!!!! He has no REASON to!!! DENNY is more TALENTED and better at RADIO!!!!

OPIE was JEALOUS and INSECURE!!! He could see that DENNY knew more about MUSIC (OPIE's thing, but not REALLY) and was much FUNNIER than the "OPE-STER"!!!! DENNY can EFFORTLESSLY toss out HILARIOUS lines and CUTTING remarks!!! He doesn't CACKLE or GUFFAW after making a JOKE like a certain FORMER radio host and his UGLY BALD MINION!!!

DENNY is just having FUN and clever enough to KNOW what will get under the TARGET's skin!!!!

Why do you feel the NEED to capitalize EVERY third word you NIGGER?

Denny: "It kind of petered out".

Anthony: "That thing is a collectors item...like the Edsel".

I think what he's saying to Opie is How does that feel Fucker.

Best part? He didn’t pay a dime for it - he scavenged it when Opie was cleared out of SXM. All around win for the greatest man in satellite radio.

You're GD right he does!

DENNY RAQIO FTW

Haha he's wearing an Opie Radio shirt, this man is unstoppable

He was right.

It is now a collector's item

Let us not forget about his Christmas party shenanigans. Missle toe belt buckle and all.