Every time I make new friends, I go to one of their parties, get really drunk, and then they never talk to me again.

7  2017-11-20 by [deleted]

I never remember what it is I've done, but I bet it's fucking nothing, like some mildly politically incorrect racist/sexist jokes. Fuck I hate people.

10 comments

1  ManbadFerrara 2017-11-20

Well look at Mr. Social Butterfly "making new friends" over here.

1  SibHashian13 2017-11-20

Right? Where is this guy "making friends"

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-11-20

Maybe just don't get completely shitfaced around people you don't know really well and you won't make a complete asshole of yourself.

1  timallenonacid 2017-11-20

how’s he suppose to talk to them then? Think things through before you post them

1  Toss__Pot 2017-11-20

Just act like a complete asshole when you're sober, that way no-one's gonna be surprised.

1  Jungies 2017-11-20

I'm no expert, but it sounds to me like you have a "friends" problem.

1  CootaDestroya 2017-11-20

Sometimes when I'm drunk talking to women I'll notice a moment in which they start to frown and their eyes glaze over as if they've completely lost all interest and only then I'll realize that I slipped up and started talking about the jews or something

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-20

such is life

1  zenicaone 2017-11-20

you should do t more often and drink even more.

It seems like you are so close to your life goal.

1  cringingdouchechills 2017-11-20

I lost all my friends a decade ago. I ran into a bunch of them at a bar a few months ago while blackout drunk. I was told the next day that I went on a rant about Islam and how we should put them in internment camps like we did the Japs. When one of them reminded me that he is a Muslim I told him "bye, bye sandnigger". I understand why people hate me.