Jim "I'm a terrible boyfriend" Norton.

4  2017-11-19 by TinKnockinMoroccan

6 comments

Better than the other party. She's not only terrible at being a friend, but also terrible at being a girl

Any story of Jim’s romantic life needs to include that he broke up with Carmody because one night she caught him cheating, they got in an argument, Jim realized he couldn’t win so he made up an excuse of “having to wake up early for the radio show.” She didn’t want to end the argument so he went into his shitty kitchenette and stared at his gifted collection of shitty Korean steak knives and convinced himself that he might stab her and broke up with her. All so he could spend an hour the next morning checking his phone on the radio.

Jenny Carm was a charmless cunt but ten times the looker that Jim deserved. It mystifies and angers me that he cheated on her multiple times but insists on taking PreP and canceling shows to see Sven Titzencock

He’s just too damaged and unique for a stable relationship. Civilians wouldn’t understand.

He’s like those dumb cunts who thinks it’s cool to be a crazy person cause they saw Girl, Interrupted. They’re really just selfish retards with no self control.

Jim"My Father said Im a disappointment" Norton.

Jim "It's not gay if they're dressed up like a lady" Norton