Things that make Anthony's head explode 1/100,000: his girlfriend Missy looks exactly like absolutely unfuckable porn star Sara Jay

35  2017-11-19 by disawayisthrows

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The two clearly have the same taste in men...

hey! I love that horsefaced MILF. She has giant tits and giant ass. Missy looks like a twink compared to her.

Missy looks like a twink compared to her.

Or, you know, a waif.

Sara's tits are stupid looking and I'd like to kick them across a field like those powdery mushroom things.

Or, you know, a waif.

? if she looks like anything, she looks like a drunk slut you pick up at club/bar as a one-night stand.

Sara's tits are stupid looking and I'd like to kick them across a field like those powdery mushroom things.

they are huge and they are there where they should be - I aint judging

"her" tits look sue lightning-tier, you mongoloid

There's something wrong with me cause I'd easily take a ugly broad with a hot body over a cute broad with a hot body

I don't think there's anything weird about that.

It's not as though you're a queer or a black, something sick like that.

So you choose a woman in her fourties?

It's like calling a guy butch...

And you're a gigantic faggot if you think Sara Jay is unfuckable.

absolutely unfuckable until she offers to fuck u and u cream before she touches it

That's still unfuckable

Right? All the 3's around here acting like they'd turn down a 7.

well idk about a 7 but at this point, id fuck a 1 so whatever

I was being generous. It's more like the -2s pretending they wouldn't fuck a 3.

That's always been a motif of the O&A fanbase. Every time one of us criticizes a woman, in should be followed by: (of couse, I'd fuck her if I had the chance).

I guess gargamel finally killed those smurfs

Neither are unfuckable

Meh, she has horseface, I'd ass fuck her once for good measure though.

Only way you're sticking Sarah Jay is if you're a nigger in the truest sense of the word, they love fat white bitches.

She's not fat you fag

she's a very hipalicous dude, but not in a good way. She has the body of a niggress.

Unfuckable? You'd find things lodged under her toenails that aren't half as repulsive as the depths I'd sink to. She is a little Kikish though

I, for one, find her goofy face to be quite fuckable.

Missy looks like the inspiration for that Scream painting by Van Gogh.

Edvard Munch*

I'm uncultured swine.

I used to have a huge poster of it on my wall when I was 16, that's the only reason I know. I ended up giving it to my drug dealer one night when we were all fucked up on acid/ecstacy/GHB in exchange for another roll but forgot. Once I mentioned I had the poster her sole focus for the night was obtaining it, so we drove 45 minutes to my place and I had to break into my own trailer at 3 am through a window since I lost my keys during the night, as well as my socks. 14 years later and I still regret not getting that roll.

Did she have fat tits?

Hell no, she looked like a classic meth'd out bitch (cuz she was). She used to have a tupperware container full of meth that she kept on her coffee table. Toward the end of that trip I was talking about she got all emotional and asked us if we'd hypothetically sleep with her and if she was attractive. She was all upset cuz she thought her boyfriend, the real plug, was off fucking some other chick. I just acted like I was too high to comprehend her, she saw right through my ruse. Oh, and she was right in her assumption. When he came home to give us a ride to our places we stopped at this apartment complex and he went and fucked this girl inside while we sat in the car for like an hour tripping balls. Raindrops on the windshield were like tiny explosions, it was one of the better parts of the trip. I ended up selling that guy my Playstation 2 for an ounce of schwag and 6 rolls.

retard

Unfuckable... you are a complete faggot

Missy is a twig.

Sarah Jay is much thicker.

This is why man invented the paper bag.

What I would give to fuck Sara Jay.

She’s not that expensive

he said he wants to fuck her, not to listen to her moan from miles away.

$75 for a Skype call is expensive, imagine how much she's charging to fuck. That was my point.

She escorts you retard. Most porn girls do.

No shit.

We don’t all work at Panera Bread. Broke ass.

Way to change the subject cuz you feel stupid.

This made me lol

Wait....how much?

i looked a few weeks ago, i wanna say ~$2k for an hour? shes on eros.com

This embarrassing but I honestly had no idea you could actually fuck a porn star as famous as her as an escort. I always assumed they had some sort of faux pride where they looked down upon that. I've never been to an escort but I would totally do it if the right one was offering.

nor did i until maybe two weeks ago. saw some post asking if youd pay a paycheck to bang a pornstar, then someone said to check eros...sure enough a good number are available (more in cali/ny/florida) with a huge amount traveling city to city

Yet Jimmy cant fuck that one that he keeps bringing to the show.

Doesnt make no sense.

She was unstoppable in the mid-2000s

Same. She's not exactly beautiful but that body and motion. Damn.

Are you a homosexual?

No hes a crusader. WE GOT OURSELVES A CRUSADER.

Ant looks like this in that picture.

"Unfuckable" I would love to see the chicks you're fucking.

You're either extremely retarded or-

Are you spergs really trying to convince me that Missy is unfuckable just to bring down Antnee?
She's an absolute uncharismatic gold-digger moron who stole from the guy. You have plenty to work with.

God you must be the gayest man walking

Sara Jay was given honorary sickle cell after taking so much black cock.

Sara Jay has that cheap trailer park crack whore look to her. For some reason, that turns me on immensely.

Missy is pretty hot imo

Chin Chinnerson

Are you borderline retarded? Did someone tell you to post this?

Sara jay looks like an absolutely unfuckable Sara Jay. That's why she only does scenes with the brothers.

Sara jay looks like an absolutely unfuckable Sara Jay. That's why she only does scenes with the brothers.

Sara Jay is a champ.

She is a 12 and a half for a ghoul like anthony

That's still unfuckable

Right? All the 3's around here acting like they'd turn down a 7.

That's always been a motif of the O&A fanbase. Every time one of us criticizes a woman, in should be followed by: (of couse, I'd fuck her if I had the chance).