fuck u dude, I was trying to sleep, decided to check here for some late night shenannigans and now I want to jerk off

It’s common it’s natural it’s okay have a tug let out all your stress and desire whatever it’s okay just don’t hold the door closed and do it while women are trapped in the room with you okay

we learn from our mistakes

alright im finished. sorry for saying fuck u

even when siri got fat she was still in better shape and less buxom than the opester

She was never fat, she just became more of a woman. A big, weak, dependent, out of shape object.

I jerk it like a monkey but what kind of loser actually observes these cum dumpsters over their "careers"?

Siri is delicious, if u call that fat I hate to see what u call my wife my sister my mother my father my grandmother my cousin mike and myself

who is siri

Hey Siri! My pecka needs tugging.

You guys ever see that one Siri vid where this Mexican dumps in her? He's banging her doggy style and she says "Dump your load in me that's what I was made for." So he did.

That's the worst dirty talk I've ever heard in, porn or real life.

Link me off so I can attack my horrendous penis.

I'm trying to find the title at least. Something about a salesman. Honestly, her hottest scene to me is when she fucks that older guy who is supposed to be her mans dad. That riding scene is perfect. Her fucking hips are so soft looking. I want to get that bitch pregnant.

Well fuck I just jacked it to this Eva notty scene and lost interest. I'll try again later.

FOUND IT!!!!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562045f4a6982

https://i.imgur.com/v262qKb.gif

JESUS

I havent jerked off in 3 days, and this just reminded me of that. Screw you

So I️ told dat bitch Hey Siri, suck my fukkin pecka!

This fucking sub has me conditioned to think that every picture of a hot woman posted on here will have a peckah between her legs.

Pavlov's cock

/r/LucieWildeIsRetarded/

Ya wanna suckem.