I did ‘Stand up Lie Down’ with Joe Matarese last week

45  2017-11-18 by joepiscopo

35 comments

I hate acoustic foam so much.

You say odd shit to people, dude

Nothing odd about hating foam.

Well that's where you're wrong

Don't do 'Stand Up Lie Down' with Joe Matarese, Johnny... my mother did 'Stand Up Lie Down' with Joe Matarese once... <holds up finger> once.

I tried adderall once..... no wait I do it every day, I'm joe materease

Fargin Icehole.

Do you ever get it where your underage babysitter leaves you in ruin? Happens to me all the time.

KIMBURRRLEE!!!!

THREE FAWWW!!!

There’s evil forces here girl they’re trying to tear us apart

I BURN INSIDE FOR YOU

Thats the chlamydia, it's what happens when you don't wear a cockhat

This seems to be below even Piscocpos current comedic standing.

The 5 people on patreon will love this

Joe and Joe: 200% Italian

That should be the podcast.

OH MADRONE THE WAY MY MAMMA MAKE THE GABBAGOOOL

I wonder if he mentioned Jersey

I'm wondering because I'm never going to listen to this dogshit

wait, THATS joe piscopo...? wow

STOOOP

YOOUR EMBARRASSIIIINGG MEEE

Who is the obviously African American gentleman?

Red Fox back from the grave

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Ok thanks for that, I'm sure what I meant wasn't clear at all

Oh i understood completely. Just didnt want you walking around uninformed on black, dead comedians. Piscopo definitely could pass as a Cumia uncle.

He's blackened as he's aged

Now he has that wavy fade haircut. Not a white attribute.

Matarese is looking at his cohost like he wants to murder him.

You thought, you thought.. you thought, you thought 8 things tonight. You’re on fuckin’ notice, John. I gave you a list, ya got half the list that I gave you – with cues and everything on it. OK? The guys get Shures. Don’t make a fuckin’ maniac out of me. The guys get Shures. D’ya understand? We’re not going to be as strong as our weakest link! The guys get Shures. Y’understand that? This is like football, baseball, like anything else. The guys get Shures.

That’s Just. The Fucking. Way. It Is!

Your first start was getting your goddamned list correct. So there’s no confusion. When I write something down it gets exactly that. Now what are we going to do about these cutoffs?

100%

Well yeah, his wife bought it for him.

That's a SM57. 58's have a round windscreen.

At least they have a decked out podcast booth. It looks like they sprung for a well worn table from a cafe that went out of business and all the best audio equipment. One spilled coffee on their tiny shitty table will take out the whole operation.

Those are the eyes of someone abusing their 10mg adderal script. Maybe his wife uped his dose. I know this because I used to be a degenerate like Materese here. Maybe he should skip the coffee next time.

Resting chip face

Atleast Piscopo dresses up, poor guy thought this podcast actually had an audience

You say odd shit to people, dude

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