sam has the body of an out of shape woman

He also has a very strange lower body. I don't exactly know how to describe it. But something is very wrong.

He looks like a spoon

He looks like he was liberated from Belsen six months ago and has been living it up.

saying he has the body of a woman is a credit comared to what's going on there. It's not feminie, it's just deformed. It's a disaster that he is wearing 'skinny jeans' when he should be mortally embarrassed by his deformity

He's got the ol' swivel hips. "Ol' Swivel Hip Roberts" is what they use to call him.

He's a skinny fat fag. I love how he makes fun of Vos' body who is a senior citizen and has begged him to take of his shirt twice on the show but when Vos asks Sam to take of his shirt the little mutant brushes over his request. I wish Vos for once would stick to his guns and refuse to take off the shirt unless Sam does the same. Which Sam would never do because of his grotesque body. Vos could easily roast Sam for a good 10 minutes after that.

The requests for Vos to remove his shirt were always weird. He was the oldest guy in the room and was easily in the best shape out of everyone there.

His performance during the physical fitness challenge was abysmal.

I can hear Gunnery Sgt Hartman screaming at Pyle: Are you putting on me? Are you fucking shitting me? Not one goddamned pull-up?

Sam can't even give a thumbs up like a human.

Sams breasts are budding he is surely Opies turd blossom

when the bush era comes rushing back

Troys developing a pair as well. Two old men with low T.

Sam, if you’re gonna wear a shirt like that, you gotta bench press.

This was 2014/15. Sam in two years time is going to be a total mess at this current rate.

Sam has a big chimpanzee mouth

things i take away on first view: sam wears baby clothes and has long thumbs.

Sam's birthing hips make me want to stomp on his crotch.

Grind his clitoris into the pavement

Crotchstomp is still one of my favorite albums from the 90s.

Why are Sam's hips so wide and jeans so thin?

Stop posting years-old pics where Sam's hairline looks okay. At least photoshop it to be up to date.

troy quan has a ginormous head-only in o@a world would he considered "handsome"... Sam is just....but we already knew that.

He's wearing a dog sauce soaked sponge hat.

'Soy Sauce' & 'Brillo Pad'

neither of them would even be cute in a dress

Sam looks like Zelda from Pet Sematary.

You'd think being a wrestling fan all his life would at least encourage to eat a steak once in a while or pick up a weight. What an absolute soyboy.

Sam looks like he was created using different body parts from different people.

He looks like one of the deformed toys from Toy Story.

he looks like thiago from city of god

Sam is Killakuhn's son in 40 years if Vizio didn't exist

He's never looked more like Richard Simmons than in this picture

Sam may be a faggot, but Troy killed his girlfriend.

Reminder: Troy is 47

And to think Bobby used to fuck that

Whose the bottom?

The listeners

I bet he knows every trick for cleaning cum out of hair.