r/bestoflegaladvice is now using "I am not a pedophile" as an inside joke after some funny guy decided to ask "Can racists can enter legal contracts?"

21  2017-11-18 by comic631

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I love the literal law talking guys: "for the record, both pedophiles and racists can enter contracts"

That's just a smart lawyer. Probably saw the precedent set on People's Court.

In 50 years Cumia v. Trenton Social will be cited in Supreme Court briefs. The family name will literally live on yet, like Miranda, Marbury, Plessy, Brown, Citizens United, Heller, Roe and motherfucking Wade as legal terms in textbooks.

"Y'honor. My client takes the Cumia."

"Understood council. Let it be known to the jury and the public that the defendant is not and has never been a pedophile."

Brother Joe is a trendsetter. First, it was getting HIV; and now this.

They really are just laughing at joe, shinkle bout it

Sue everyone.

Don’t bring Ant’s boyfriend into this

Sue Everyone is the Jewish, transgender version of Ordinary Jim. Hey, as long as I've got my quart of lube...

Don’t read that guys post history if you want to keep your faith in humanity. I am so very confused.

Fucking queers

No it's great, let them start attempting to use it in real life and make everyone uncomfortable.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Joe Cumias relentless stupidity is one of the few things in life that bring me true joy.

You need to screencap these and post them to image-ur

Great work gang

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