In 50 years Cumia v. Trenton Social will be cited in Supreme Court briefs. The family name will literally live on yet, like Miranda, Marbury, Plessy, Brown, Citizens United, Heller, Roe and motherfucking Wade as legal terms in textbooks.
"Y'honor. My client takes the Cumia."
"Understood council. Let it be known to the jury and the public that the defendant is not and has never been a pedophile."
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1 PhilipMarma 2017-11-18
I love the literal law talking guys: "for the record, both pedophiles and racists can enter contracts"
1 open-and-honest 2017-11-18
That's just a smart lawyer. Probably saw the precedent set on People's Court.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-11-18
In 50 years Cumia v. Trenton Social will be cited in Supreme Court briefs. The family name will literally live on yet, like Miranda, Marbury, Plessy, Brown, Citizens United, Heller, Roe and motherfucking Wade as legal terms in textbooks.
"Y'honor. My client takes the Cumia."
"Understood council. Let it be known to the jury and the public that the defendant is not and has never been a pedophile."
1 3stepsbackward 2017-11-18
Brother Joe is a trendsetter. First, it was getting HIV; and now this.
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-11-18
They really are just laughing at joe, shinkle bout it
1 jsnoots 2017-11-18
Sue everyone.
1 comic631 2017-11-18
....everyone?
1 ArtiesArteries 2017-11-18
Don’t bring Ant’s boyfriend into this
1 PhilipMarma 2017-11-18
Sue Everyone is the Jewish, transgender version of Ordinary Jim. Hey, as long as I've got my quart of lube...
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-18
Fucking queers
1 1475315963 2017-11-18
No it's great, let them start attempting to use it in real life and make everyone uncomfortable.
1 golightlys_iphone 2017-11-18
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Joe Cumias relentless stupidity is one of the few things in life that bring me true joy.
1 fokm 2017-11-18
You need to screencap these and post them to image-ur
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-18
Great work gang
1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-11-18
WE CONTROL THE MEDIA