Taking the kids to chuck e cheese even though they've been bad and dont deserve it.

Stay safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-vN4G92Mow

I go early to avoid birthday parties and trouble makers

And the apes

On a scale of 1-10, how fuckable are your kids?

1-10, where one is best

Show me.ur tits nice black.women

Shurree

you have kids? or is that a euphemism

I'm going to see if any babes are dtf

Bro

I'm going to try rainbow six siege and get my shit pushed in online if I don't get teamkilled/kicked beforehand.

This is literally all i have to look forward to every friday. Making the post that asks what people are doing this weekend is all i got, and you took that from me. I have absolutely nothing to do now.

Awww i wish op gets liver cancer so u could have ur thing

Pancreatic is more aggressive.

It never really goes away

Something did fell off with the post

Long introspective soul searching, trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Opie?

Having sex with this white trash mid 30's chick on Saturday. Debating whether I want to jerk off tonight or save it up to plaster her face with tomorrow Hmmm

Save it for the eyes

hi nutguzzler!

I'm gonna see if I can get fucked up on melatonin and caffeine. If that doesn't work then I'll just keep taking benzos and drinking.

Please report back on the first part.

I fell asleep.

Damn.

I am going carshopping with the wife. It should be a blast.

How big are her tits?

A, yaay

loathing not being dead

I am extramely drunk and will most likely find another excuse not to rape. Booo

Hey Fred Schneider, what are ya doiiinn??

Working until Saturday at 5 and then I'm going home to smoke weed and wait to go pick up my girlfriend from the airport.

I worked 60hours this week, so I'm going to play outside with my puppy until he's sick of it. Then it's video games, drinking and ignoring my girlfriend.

Whack off incessantly. ( not in front of frightened chicks) watch the birds beat the shit out of the Cowboys.

Just admit you're masturbating to the NFL.

Ok I'll admit it

Ok I'll admit it

Friggin' Dak Prescott. Maybe he'll get sacked 15 times this game.

I just got shot down by an cute Asian coworker. So mostly drinking and cruising massage parlors.

Her loss pal.

Working of course

Jerking off in front of Lewis CK

Got a very important audition. If it goes well, I'm moving halfway across the country to play bass in a touring metal band.
And jerking my cock like a fucking paint shaker. The usual.

Richard Christy?

What band?

Going house shopping with the wife. Looking for a bit more space.

Woke about an hour or two ago, took some kratom, smoked some weed, probably gonna watch The Punisher. I work overnights and only have one day off so I'm pretty much nocturnal atm.

I'm fat and alone so I'll sit around the house play video games and try not to binge eat and/binge drink cuz I'm trying to lose weight. May force myself to go to did jiu jitsu being that it will be my only social interaction of the weekend. I did not picture life turning out this way when I was a kid

Real talk, leave the house and go for a walk. Then the gym. You don’t have to be fat.

We should have local pest chapters that meet up and nevermind that sounds gay as hell.

Continue to attempt getting sober, which means each night eventually culminates in, "ok, TOMORROW will be the day, may as well make tonight a blow out!!" A week and a half of this shit now.

Continue to attempt getting sober, which means each night eventually culminates in, "ok, TOMORROW will be the day, may as well make tonight a blow out!!" A week and a half of this shit now.

I dunno probably gunna get zooted or sumthin tsss

I'm going TO DISNEY LAND!!!!

Bro

Just admit you're masturbating to the NFL.

Friggin' Dak Prescott. Maybe he'll get sacked 15 times this game.

Her loss pal.