r/opieandanthony: Tsss what is the longest river in Europe?

The Pechora River (Russian: Печо́ра; Komi: Печӧра; Nenets: Санэроˮ яха) is a river in northwest Russia which flows north into the Arctic Ocean on the west side of the Ural Mountains. It lies mostly in the Komi Republic but the northernmost part crosses the Nenets Autonomous Okrug.

1 kimchifart 2017-11-17

Get aids.

1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-11-17

Your parents don't love autism.

1 Anarox 2017-11-17

Geographic hyuma

1 Sockucucka 2017-11-17

Even more volga "It is also Europe's largest river in terms of discharge". Only rivaled by lady Di in the states.

1 LetsGoToThePhones 2017-11-17

HAHA HO-LEE SHIT

1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-11-17

I can't believe that's an actual Wikipedia link and not a disguised Rich Vos image.

1 Belchides 2017-11-17

Some Limey who thinks us Americans are too dumb to know the longest river in Europestan

1 FatMosque 2017-11-17

tssss FAWK YEAH geeografy yumah

1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-11-17

These are way too clever for Chip

1 Tanwhiteman 2017-11-17

😂😏

1 kimchifart 2017-11-17

I wish you'd all go for a swim in Ebola River.

1 Chip_Cumia 2017-11-17

That's crass

1 Alvalanker 2017-11-17

River of pecka juice

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-17

Chip is a character of a high school dropout. You don't learn European geography until college.

1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-11-17

Lol, only a high school dropout would think such an idiotic thing.

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-17

While you were out partying and getting blown, I was studying the globe.

1 Kevin6812 2017-11-17

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tippy_Dam

Jump off the tippy dam or sompthin... tssssss tsssss

1 WikiTextBot 2017-11-17

Tippy Dam

Tippy Dam or Tippy Hydro was built 1918 and is a hydroelectric dam operated by Consumers Energy. The original name of the dam was Junction Hydro, but it was renamed to honor a Consumers board of directors member, Charles W. Tippy. The dam spans the Manistee River about 170 miles from its headwaters which include Manistee Lake, on the river's way to Lake Michigan.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-17

What, is you in deNile over it or somethin

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-17

What river has a name that sounds like the noise I made when I read this joke?

The Ufa.

1 HerpDerpen 2017-11-17

I like the fact that you had to include the Wikipedia article.

1 Chip_Cumia 2017-11-17

For this sub probably a good idea.

1 hSUitMSi 2017-11-17

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger

1 WikiTextBot 2017-11-17

Nigger

In the present-day English language, the word nigger is a racial slur, usually directed at black people. The word originated as a neutral term referring to people with black skin, as a variation of the Spanish and Portuguese noun negro, a descendant of the Latin adjective niger (meaning the color "black"). It was often used derogatorily, and by the mid-twentieth century, particularly in the United States, its usage became unambiguously a pejorative, racist insult. Accordingly, it began to disappear from popular culture, and its continued inclusion in classic works of literature has sparked controversy.