Sam is a penny pinching douche
11 2017-11-16 by lolercakesmcgee
Background: Today's show the boys bring up that they should do a dating contest for big ole fat Roland where he'd bring them on a nice dinner.
Enter Sam the penny pincher with his comment that at least if it's a show bit then the dinner could be expensed on the company dime. He brings this up for no reason and it's not acknowledged by anyone thankfully because it's pointless.
Sam, I hate you.
18 comments
3 CIAshill18081990 2017-11-16
His blood is an even 50/50 split between african and jew
1 zenicaone 2017-11-16
as he is getting older and losing his afro - jew side is becoming stronger.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-16
Do you think that's a recipe for a good tipper?
2 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-16
Reminder that Sam went to Hawaii for his honeymoon but was miserable the whole time because he perceived it to be a waste of money.
I hope Jess kills him and herself and leaves little Owen Hart Roberts an orphan.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-16
He was miserable because he couldn't find a Burger King for his chicken fries addiction.
1 867-5309- 2017-11-16
Upon arrival in Hawaii be immediately went to Wal-Mart to buy snacks to save money and made his new bride watch a performance from the bushes instead of paying to see it.
2 Thelonius16 2017-11-16
He also threw out the family cat because they were having a baby but then got a dog,
Not an example of cheapness, just him being a piece of shit.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-11-16
I would wrestle with the idea of throwing out an old pair of socks longer than putting a cat out on its ass.
1 Thelonius16 2017-11-16
Let's keep this about Sam, his superficial relationship and his lack of human emotions and normal adult connections.
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2017-11-16
He used the word wrestle so in a way it's still closely connected to Sam.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-11-16
THAT'S THE BIT!
1 Dennyislife 2017-11-16
Its because the cat could outsmart him. Dogs are dumb and not as cunning.
2 racemic_mixture 2017-11-16
gotta save up for those wrestling dolls
1 PretentiousJackass 2017-11-16
I was listening to an episode from 2010 today where Sam was talking about buying a TV for his new apartment.
He bought a 19 inch TV for $180. And he split the cost with his girlfriend.
2 Lobstrich 2017-11-16
Like this?
1 PretentiousJackass 2017-11-16
They played that bit while roasting Sam
1 Ironshiek333 2017-11-16
I can't even listen to this with that horrible picture. The fact that they still try to claim troy is cool just embarrasses me for ever liking either of these two.
0 Dennyislife 2017-11-16
Gene Simmonds called him a Jew today.
For a reason.