They look like two elbow scabs.

That’s some thin ass hair cuz

uh hyuck hyuck hyuck - let's, let's see here if I can't get a tent in those trousers

licks his ear, Jim is transported to that moment in his father's bed in 1975, instead of recoiling in disgust he goes pliant and makes that face

jaMeS iS a MAn oF lOwEr sToCK

iM sORrY i dID tHAt

They make a better looking couple than present-day Jim and Princess Alena.

The guy behind this is like: I wish whoever these no-name losers are would get the fuck outta my way.

this is why you just chop that hair off when it thins, better than looking like a burned doll head

Imus: "I wonder what shell-less turtles taste like raw."