We had no tissues in are crib cuz. My mudda and Lamar would need all of them, Lamar had real bad allergies he'd be goin "UH" all night. So when the Chippah had to unload his pecka he'd drain it in that mug.
Those sores are from obsessive skin picking. Heroin causes the body to release histamine which leads to itchy skin, which may be scratched to point of causing a sore or scab.
He has the oj from doing dope. When I got to Philly and I have to stop at the Walter Rand bus terminal all the addicts have oranges. Apparently it levels them out from a deficiency.
To me it looks like when your knuckles get too dry that they crack. It happens this time of year. I had it this bad one time. The girl I sat next to in school asked me how it happened and I literally said I fell and tried to break my fall with my knuckles. What a fucking loser lol.
I'm not sure if it was Jay Mohr's podcast or Maron's, or someone else's, but Artie Lange actually denies attempting suicide. He claims that he stabbed himseld to "release some blood" so he could sleep because he was too high on drugs.
It really is one of those pathetic lies that fills you with pity for the person to the point of contempt.
We had no tissues in are crib cuz. My mudda and Lamar would need all of them, Lamar had real bad allergies he'd be goin "UH" all night. So when the Chippah had to unload his pecka he'd drain it in that mug.
66 comments
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-16
is that the after effect of that krokodili shit drug from Russia?
1 redtheftauto 2017-11-16
I used to punch holes in walls/doors and that is what my hand would look like afterwards. Nigga got coke rage
1 zenicaone 2017-11-16
fight club lifestyle
1 ValleyChip 2017-11-16
You used to beat off doors? Gross dude.
1 ssss681 2017-11-16
DUUUUUUUUDDEEE
1 SynSity 2017-11-16
Dendrophilia is no laughing matter. It is a legitimate form of sexuality and he deserves our respect and tolerance just like anyone else.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-11-16
The Lizard King needs his mojo risin' just like the rest of us
1 Morons_comment 2017-11-16
Easily accessible veins for that good ole' heroin.
1 SavePoonerman 2017-11-16
yea this is 100% day 2-3 after punching shit while blacked out.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-16
Awww were you sad? Did you have to break stuff to let the emotions out because you were crying? Fucking girl
1 redtheftauto 2017-11-16
Pretty much. Luckily I never drank a zima or my teenage years would have taken a really dark turn
1 Lokque 2017-11-16
Hey you know what they say, doors are the blockages of truth.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-16
.#jimspirations
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-11-16
diabetes, poor nutrition.
1 Sharpfeaturedman 2017-11-16
don't forget poor circulation
1 burgersass 2017-11-16
Diabetes has that covered.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-11-16
psoriasis
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-16
Ant and Artie have surprisingly hairless hands for middle aged italians.
1 goldstandard32 2017-11-16
suspiciously hairless hands
1 bendy_banana 2017-11-16
I don't think Artie is at the middle of his life
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-16
Well for Ant it's because he's black.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-11-16
It looks like his "Arrival" skin disguise is wearing off
1 J-Bradley1 2017-11-16
"If you can't tend to your own planet, none of you deserve to live here"
Great movie.
👍👍
1 Naga_Nooch 2017-11-16
Leprosy
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-11-16
Never heard of it, must be an Italian dish
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-16
Ahhh... sì. Some muzadddell on that dish is the best,
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-16
Yeahahah! Goes great before your Aaaaadderall!
1 TrapperCrapper 2017-11-16
He's obviously a hard worker guys, lay off the speculatin' an stuff
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-11-16
He’s got blue collar hands and an ebt card nose.
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-11-16
He needs to soak in a tub of this https://imgur.com/a/ofGcO
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-16
We had no tissues in are crib cuz. My mudda and Lamar would need all of them, Lamar had real bad allergies he'd be goin "UH" all night. So when the Chippah had to unload his pecka he'd drain it in that mug.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-16
more like krokodil
1 BecauseWeHaveNukes88 2017-11-16
Those sores are from obsessive skin picking. Heroin causes the body to release histamine which leads to itchy skin, which may be scratched to point of causing a sore or scab.
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-16
Artie really is an amateur addict after all these years
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-11-16
Just ask Stinks.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-16
Hilariously known as "itchy blood"
1 aPersonStranded 2017-11-16
Dr Steve, comment?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-16
B'aaaaaaaaaahhhhh he's suffering from hyper-knucklosis, that's where the knuckles contain to much fluiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.
1 Eternalforms 2017-11-16
Horrific diet, he's a heroin junkie and probably an alcoholic, probably doesnt drink any water, used to be a dock worker
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-16
He's got a bottle of water in his hand you dingus
1 Eternalforms 2017-11-16
in between giant lines of cocaine before the show and one hour into it yes
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-16
I don't know how he even does blow with that nose of his.
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2017-11-16
It's unopened
1 Nulltor 2017-11-16
"I wanted the one with some pulp"
1 I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-11-16
He has the oj from doing dope. When I got to Philly and I have to stop at the Walter Rand bus terminal all the addicts have oranges. Apparently it levels them out from a deficiency.
1 -SpittingVenom- 2017-11-16
Drugs
1 oceanic231 2017-11-16
To me it looks like when your knuckles get too dry that they crack. It happens this time of year. I had it this bad one time. The girl I sat next to in school asked me how it happened and I literally said I fell and tried to break my fall with my knuckles. What a fucking loser lol.
1 jakdak 2017-11-16
ProTip: Artie is not a healthy man.
1 goodnaturedchortles 2017-11-16
It rhymes with "heroin" and has all the same letters....
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-16
He's drinking water and orange juice so I'm sure that will counter the other negative shit.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-11-16
He did have a brief stint as a longshoreman
1 all_copacetic 2017-11-16
Yeah, here he is.
1 semihat 2017-11-16
Misothelioma
1 jeffersonsexmouth 2017-11-16
It looks like hand eczema. Possibly from an allergy to nickle.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-16
I'm not sure if it was Jay Mohr's podcast or Maron's, or someone else's, but Artie Lange actually denies attempting suicide. He claims that he stabbed himseld to "release some blood" so he could sleep because he was too high on drugs.
It really is one of those pathetic lies that fills you with pity for the person to the point of contempt.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-16
He says that in his book, and then like 5 chapters later admits it was a lie.
1 Senators86 2017-11-16
How is he still alive?
1 Billyassman 2017-11-16
Looks like a prosthetic hand.
1 _snoop_ 2017-11-16
Orange Juice is actually super unhealthy.
1 Dagidugidai 2017-11-16
I have that cuz my girlfriend is loud and not polite
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-16
Dehydration, lack of nutrients, and lack of sleep combined with cold weather makes your skin crack around the knuckles (because its thinnest there)
I been there, hurts like a mugg
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-16
Why can't this fucking mess just behave?
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-11-16
The way Artie looks now, I wouldn't be surprised if we find out he's really an alien who killed Artie and is wearing his skin as an Artie suit.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-16
He has diabetes. He's talked about it several times.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-16
On the Matarese podcast you can see when he holds the mic it looks like his skin is burnt off.
1 karlatkins 2017-11-16
He said on A&A a few weeks ago his hands get really dry and bleed when the temp drops below 60 or so, its because of the beetus.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2017-11-16
Like the embalmer just spackled the shit out of his hands with wax.
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-11-16
It Looks like the rest of him.
1 Djs3634 2017-11-16
Whoa whoa whoa is that real?
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-16
We had no tissues in are crib cuz. My mudda and Lamar would need all of them, Lamar had real bad allergies he'd be goin "UH" all night. So when the Chippah had to unload his pecka he'd drain it in that mug.