What the fuck is wrong with Artie’s hand? It looks like he’s been working in coal mines since age 11.

32  2017-11-16 by Dawgsie

66 comments

is that the after effect of that krokodili shit drug from Russia?

I used to punch holes in walls/doors and that is what my hand would look like afterwards. Nigga got coke rage

fight club lifestyle

You used to beat off doors? Gross dude.

DUUUUUUUUDDEEE

Dendrophilia is no laughing matter. It is a legitimate form of sexuality and he deserves our respect and tolerance just like anyone else.

The Lizard King needs his mojo risin' just like the rest of us

Easily accessible veins for that good ole' heroin.

yea this is 100% day 2-3 after punching shit while blacked out.

Awww were you sad? Did you have to break stuff to let the emotions out because you were crying? Fucking girl

Pretty much. Luckily I never drank a zima or my teenage years would have taken a really dark turn

Hey you know what they say, doors are the blockages of truth.

.#jimspirations

diabetes, poor nutrition.

don't forget poor circulation

Diabetes has that covered.

psoriasis

Ant and Artie have surprisingly hairless hands for middle aged italians.

suspiciously hairless hands

I don't think Artie is at the middle of his life

Well for Ant it's because he's black.

It looks like his "Arrival" skin disguise is wearing off

"If you can't tend to your own planet, none of you deserve to live here"

Great movie.

👍👍

Leprosy

Never heard of it, must be an Italian dish

Ahhh... sì. Some muzadddell on that dish is the best,

Yeahahah! Goes great before your Aaaaadderall!

He's obviously a hard worker guys, lay off the speculatin' an stuff

He’s got blue collar hands and an ebt card nose.

He needs to soak in a tub of this https://imgur.com/a/ofGcO

We had no tissues in are crib cuz. My mudda and Lamar would need all of them, Lamar had real bad allergies he'd be goin "UH" all night. So when the Chippah had to unload his pecka he'd drain it in that mug.

more like krokodil

Those sores are from obsessive skin picking. Heroin causes the body to release histamine which leads to itchy skin, which may be scratched to point of causing a sore or scab.

Artie really is an amateur addict after all these years

Just ask Stinks.

Hilariously known as "itchy blood"

Dr Steve, comment?

B'aaaaaaaaaahhhhh he's suffering from hyper-knucklosis, that's where the knuckles contain to much fluiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.

Horrific diet, he's a heroin junkie and probably an alcoholic, probably doesnt drink any water, used to be a dock worker

He's got a bottle of water in his hand you dingus

in between giant lines of cocaine before the show and one hour into it yes

I don't know how he even does blow with that nose of his.

It's unopened

"I wanted the one with some pulp"

He has the oj from doing dope. When I got to Philly and I have to stop at the Walter Rand bus terminal all the addicts have oranges. Apparently it levels them out from a deficiency.

Drugs

To me it looks like when your knuckles get too dry that they crack. It happens this time of year. I had it this bad one time. The girl I sat next to in school asked me how it happened and I literally said I fell and tried to break my fall with my knuckles. What a fucking loser lol.

ProTip: Artie is not a healthy man.

It rhymes with "heroin" and has all the same letters....

He's drinking water and orange juice so I'm sure that will counter the other negative shit.

He did have a brief stint as a longshoreman

Yeah, here he is.

Misothelioma

It looks like hand eczema. Possibly from an allergy to nickle.

I'm not sure if it was Jay Mohr's podcast or Maron's, or someone else's, but Artie Lange actually denies attempting suicide. He claims that he stabbed himseld to "release some blood" so he could sleep because he was too high on drugs.

It really is one of those pathetic lies that fills you with pity for the person to the point of contempt.

He says that in his book, and then like 5 chapters later admits it was a lie.

How is he still alive?

Looks like a prosthetic hand.

Orange Juice is actually super unhealthy.

I have that cuz my girlfriend is loud and not polite

Dehydration, lack of nutrients, and lack of sleep combined with cold weather makes your skin crack around the knuckles (because its thinnest there)

I been there, hurts like a mugg

Why can't this fucking mess just behave?

The way Artie looks now, I wouldn't be surprised if we find out he's really an alien who killed Artie and is wearing his skin as an Artie suit.

He has diabetes. He's talked about it several times.

On the Matarese podcast you can see when he holds the mic it looks like his skin is burnt off.

He said on A&A a few weeks ago his hands get really dry and bleed when the temp drops below 60 or so, its because of the beetus.

Like the embalmer just spackled the shit out of his hands with wax.

It Looks like the rest of him.

Whoa whoa whoa is that real?

We had no tissues in are crib cuz. My mudda and Lamar would need all of them, Lamar had real bad allergies he'd be goin "UH" all night. So when the Chippah had to unload his pecka he'd drain it in that mug.