This horrific childhood moment explains Louis' obsession with people watching him masturbate.

12  2017-11-15 by JusticePacino

9 comments

Sam's makeshift studio decorations are a worse crime against humanity.

His creepy jerkoff behavior was too ritualistic to not have some traumatic childhood imprinting origin.

Ooohh ya... you did indeed nail it

I was ready for a joke but I think you just convinced me.

Look at the fucking camera you inveterate onanist.

onanist

Thanks for the new word, I'm gonna get a lot of use out of that one.

God killed that poor little mug for tuggin his peckah.

My muddah always used to say, "Now Chippah, remember... better for your seed to be in the belly of a whore than on my pumpernickel pie.

Whoever posted this video is an idiot. With a catchier, relevant title this could've easily trended. I also remember Louis telling a story about how he jerked off in front of a retarded girl when he was a kid. Put those two short clips together, call it "SEXUAL PREDATOR LOUIS CK RECOUNTS HIS FIRST VICTIMS" and you got yourself a hit video that shitty blogs will no doubt run with.