"That's the hand that did the deed."

The one finger if that Lucky Louie shot was any size indicator.

I can't go anywhere without my lucky fappen' hat.

"Now you just watch this"

Do you think he left the hat and glasses on?

r/hittablefaces

I pray you're under 20 for using a faggot term like "fap".

I'd expect some kind of witty retort, but I'm just going to go ahead and assume "you can't even".

Faggotry; confirmed.