Why eat turkey when you can take large amount of heroin and or cocaine

because turkey is delicious

Why not sprinkle it on a cheeseburger?

I'm the only junkie who gets fatter around the holidays. What am I doing? Sprinkling coke on sweet potatoes?

Gimme some meth, I'll walk all the way to Plymouth Rock.

Did I ever tell you about my dad falling off the roof? (WhheeeeZzee, cough) He was a quadriplegic.

Ant: HA HA HOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIT.

I wish there was a "double like" button.

He likely didn't want to listen to Gail's constant giggling

she sucks

She is the worst, and it makes me irrationally angry.

me too, shes short fat and riding the coat tails of a nonfez

Gail is the Anti-Fez.

Not to mention reprehensibly racist.

No wonder Jim doesn't even bother to get him on Podacast.

Heroin addict prefers heroin to working for free. news at 11.

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Wow, this is the worst one yet.

I'm sad, I'd like to see a picture of a cat.

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

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Thank you much more useful bot.

Faggots

aw

shut up bot

Hey look! It’s jar jar sphynx!

Since stinks stopped commenting can I be the resident heroin addict, though I'm sure there are a good few dozen regular addict posters here.

Anywhozzles, with Artie's money I would do my heroin beforehand and then go. His only excuse is if he went out from his shit, which is actually pretty likely I'd bet.

hey THATS my bit

Well we're already looking for a replacement when you inevitably die from heroin cut with fentanyl

doh!

do you also snort it, like a fag?

You insult me sir, I may be a fag but I shoot it like a real man.

My deepest apologies, sir

It's fine, I realize over the Internet people can't see my abscess scars. Have a pleasant day.

He was standing outside, overheard gail laughing and thought fuck that i'm going home.

heeey its meeee

Who the fuck cares?

Since you a moderate a subreddit dedicated to this overpriced shitshow, most definitely you.

Oh no someone is butthurt that they can't listen to Artie.

Well I listen to him every day. Sucks to be you.

LOL I wouldn't even try to pirate that hot garbage. Nice existence.

The difference between me and you is I get to listen to Artie.

I get to listen to Artie for free, and just the good bits instead wading through a sea of filler shit. It happens when schlubs like you pay for it, mention it here, and it's immediately pirated. But good news, you won't be paying for it long unless they cryogenically freeze him.

I heard his nose fell off into the toilet. He quickly reattached it but it took him a while to drink all the toilet cokewater.

He was looking more disheveled than normal on yesterdays A&A show.

In for a penny in for a pound of fawkin H brothaman

Artie did show up about a third of the way into the segment he was a part of, which was about an hour into the show itself. He looked rough.

It was actually 3/16 of the way through. Please keep your facts straight.

It's the beginning of a new life where he has good judgment.

John Belushi and Chris Farley had the right idea. When you're a big fat funny junkie you need to die when you're young. That way you're remembered as a legend rather than a slowing decaying mess like Artie.

No, he wasn't looking forward to it. Every non-retarded person knew he wasn't going to that shit.

Please stop trying to make trouble.

No he didn’t, stupid.

Can't imagine why Nick got tired of working with him..

You make it sound like Nick quit The Nick & Artie Show. He didn't; he was fired.

google "Nick Artie Bonnie Bernstein" to watch Nick get himself fired. Near the end of the clip, he realizes he done goofed (he had probably already had a talking to about the "cranky old man" routine), but alas, the toothpaste was out of the tube.

It couldn't have been a banner day at the DiPaolo household when he got the call that they were going with an obese, erratic, death's door junkie over him.

Where in that sentence does it say Nick quit the show. I said he got tired of working with Artie, which he did.

I wouldn't want to sit between two land whales and and Anthony Cumia if I was coming down and needed to cop either. I've listened to Bennington a few times to catch Ant, Dipaolo ect, and every time I only make it a few minutes. I cannot stand Ron's fat, sage, AA guy persona.

Here he is https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOrQvfeXUAE1GqK.jpg:large

Ant has that concerned look on his face while observing Artie, for the first time in history, he had to be the adult

Sam looks equally retarded with his Fro shaved only on his sideburns and back of the neck. Dafuq?

Sam's mom sucks his penis and he finishes in her mouth. Never forget

Tss speak into my pecka...check check.. NO I wasn't jerkin off

If no one listens to a show, did anyone really no show it?

I heard an ad for the show the other day. I was amazed they were still on the air

I wouldn't either.

Is this out anywhere to listen to?

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

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In for a penny in for a pound of fawkin H brothaman

You make it sound like Nick quit The Nick & Artie Show. He didn't; he was fired.

google "Nick Artie Bonnie Bernstein" to watch Nick get himself fired. Near the end of the clip, he realizes he done goofed (he had probably already had a talking to about the "cranky old man" routine), but alas, the toothpaste was out of the tube.

It couldn't have been a banner day at the DiPaolo household when he got the call that they were going with an obese, erratic, death's door junkie over him.